i have a crush (NSFW?)

[nicole]

[chlihead]

i forgot Samantha Brown. I'm in my early 30's so you youngin's might not get it.

I am a bit older - so she is still in my range...

[controlthebleeding]

Stabbing people doesn't help you lose weight, fatty.

[controlthebleeding]

this dude is a cool motherfucker too. very down to earth. when i was working, he wound up forgoing mingling with the big stars and hung out with the volunteers and staff. He's a good guy in my book.

[thesupervillain]

Yeah man, Clooney is like the new Jack Nicholson. Dude will be cool until he dies.

When I was younger, I used to RUN home at lunch so I could watch:

And Jessica Alba was on that shit too!

And of course, Popular Mechanics' for Kids own:

[richiebullets]

that chick from "american pickers"...can't find a decent pic online though...

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[djones0930]

Yeah man, Clooney is like the new Jack Nicholson. Dude will be cool until he dies.

When I was younger, I used to RUN home at lunch so I could watch:

I had many-a-hard-on for Alex Mack....my older sister would tell me she was a lesbian, which is probably the reason why I love lesbians.

Speaking of hot lesbians I have a crush on...

Amber Heard anyone? (Zombieland, Pineapple Express)

[nicole]

this dude is a cool motherfucker too. very down to earth. when i was working, he wound up forgoing mingling with the big stars and hung out with the volunteers and staff. He's a good guy in my book.

Where did you work that you got to hang with Clooney?!

[bunnypuncher]

Kickball Katy

[controlthebleeding]

this dude is a cool motherfucker too. very down to earth. when i was working, he wound up forgoing mingling with the big stars and hung out with the volunteers and staff. He's a good guy in my book.

Where did you work that you got to hang with Clooney?!

AFI in Los Angeles (not the band, the Film Festival).

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[brammyg]

I <3 this thread so much.

[booyahachieved]

I know a lot of people are all about Chritina Hendrix (sp?) from Mad Men but I've been able to stick with the show for a while because of January Jones. Word on the street is that she'll be in the new x-men first class movie that's in production. Yes, please.

[jayeffscene]

/thread

[kittenmittons]

thread needs more penis. vc ladies, REPRESENT!!!

[jblahmaster]

/thread

I love me some jenny lewis.

[jimmythescumbag]

I would love to make a baby with Kat Dennings...

[bunnypuncher]

thread needs more penis. vc ladies, REPRESENT!!!

I've been watching a lot of The State lately and realized I've had a crush on Michael Ian Black for 17 YEARS.

[bunnypuncher]

And the man that, upon realizing literally everyone we know has a crush on him, caused my friend Andrew to come up with the immortal line, "There is no gay or straight. There is only Meloni."

(PS - There is a threesome I would not mind being a part of. )

[bunnypuncher]

Aaaaaaaaaand one more...

[kittenmittons]

hahahaha thanks for that i feel this thread is quite balanced now.

i also have a superbad (seewhatididthere?) crush on Christopher Mintz-Plasse!

and the dirtiest guy i'd ever gladly let inside me:

[kittenmittons]

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[jayeffscene]

This thread is so gay.

[kittenmittons]

Your mom is so gay.