xlovecolouredx Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 i have a meeting with my client today and my shirt sleeve (near my shoulder) got a bird poop while i'm walking to the meeting place. it's big and easy to see because it's a dark gray shirt. i wonder a (bird) shit like this ever happend in the states or coldy country. so poor to see a client with bird poop strain on the shirt sleeve.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooclosetosee Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Birds don't poop in the states, sorry about your misfortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Happened to me twice inschool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element101 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 never happened to me. but I spoke at a high school a little while ago and I wore black pants sat with some kids in the cafeteria and had a large piece of gum on my pants. i took it off but it still left a nasty residue. its disgusting but funny to me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
axlrose Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I had a huge meeting like my second week of work and I got coffee right in the middle of my shirt (where the buttons are). Luckily, I kept like two ties in my desk, so I just put one on. It didn't really match the shirt but it was better than a big ass coffee spot. Good luck dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranaspank Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I think it's supposed to be good luck if a bird poops on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I think it's supposed to be good luck if a bird poops on you. That's what I've been told as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I never got shat on by a bird, but about 20 birds took a shit on my car today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I got shit on once, but I was at a water park so I just dove in the nearest pool. Kinda gross for the rest of the pool-going people, but it was grosser for me, so DEAL WITH IT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 This is an epic shit. Happy new year Yu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reachforthesky Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I think it's supposed to be good luck if a bird poops on you. That's what I've been told as well... whatever helps you sleep at night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 has anyone else ever tied to shit on a bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philviral Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Over the years I've been shit on by a bird TWO TIMES... both on the noggin. Both when I was a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vittywatt Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 on the day of one of my first job interviews ever... i slipped and tore my ACL...could barely walk by the time I walked in the door and my knee was the size of a mini basketball. got home passed out...went straight to the hospital the next day... got the job but couldn't work it due to ACL surgery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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