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So there was nothing on telly, and I popped out the old Futurama DVD boxset and me and my girlfriend set down to watch a few episodes.

All of a sudden she does that annoying girlfriend thing, you know... "Watcha thinking" in that irritating way they do.

So I do the dumbest fucking thing ever and actually vocalise the exact thought I had when she asked. Of course it's futurama so I go, "Man I'd fuck Leela if she we're real"

I am now officially the biggest nerd ever she says, and what's the first thing she does, ring all her friends and tell them what I said. And I have to go see ETID with these people on tuesday. I know non of you care but I feel like such a complete tosser that I might as well share

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I knew you were from England when I saw the word "tosser."

Other tell-tale signs of an Englishman are his use of "telly" for TV and "ring" in lieu of "call".

and then after I killed her I put her body in the boot of my car, and crashed into a lorry full of tea and crumpets on the lawn ;D

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So there was nothing on telly, and I popped out the old Futurama DVD boxset and me and my girlfriend set down to watch a few episodes.

All of a sudden she does that annoying girlfriend thing, you know... "Watcha thinking" in that irritating way they do.

So I do the dumbest fucking thing ever and actually vocalise the exact thought I had when she asked. Of course it's futurama so I go, "Man I'd fuck Leela if she we're real"

I am now officially the biggest nerd ever she says, and what's the first thing she does, ring all her friends and tell them what I said. And I have to go see ETID with these people on tuesday. I know non of you care but I feel like such a complete tosser that I might as well share

i thought you were going a different direction with that. like when she asked you would say jesus thats fucking annoying. but anyways id do leela to.

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