futures Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Madie you are a badass! I wouldn't have been able to make it to the top of that ladder lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 ooohh damn. it was that expensive? I'm hating everything for you. maybe this will make you laugh. I got locked out last summer. I was alone, woke up started cleaning & took the trash out. I had on a tshirt and undies and that’s it. no pants no bra. Our trash is out by the deck, as soon as I walk out I hear the door close behind me and I know I’m fucked because that door has two locks, and one is always in the locked position. So I have no phone, I don’t feel like walking down the street half naked, so I just laugh at myself for a while then go get the ladder from the shed and decide I’m going to scale the roof and climb onto the balcony. Did it in under ten minutes with my ass hanging out everywhere. I scratched my legs and knees all up. I am TERRIFIED of heights so I was shaking. AND I had to stand on the top step of the ladder!! Fuck. but I ripped through the screen of the balcony door and got in. Nice story to start the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I was thinking more along the lines of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 one of my contacts started bothering me in a burning sensation/something miiiiiight be stuck under it but not the super intense pain of something deffffinately stuck under it way, so now i might have to run to cvs at my break and get some contact solution. because lord knows i don't just keep that stuff laying around at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 my friend who eats her boogers also will clean her contacts by taking them out and sucking on them................................................................................. reevaluating friendships today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I can vouch that if you don't have solution, you are supposed to put the lenses in your mouth, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 ooohh damn. it was that expensive? I'm hating everything for you. maybe this will make you laugh. I got locked out last summer. I was alone, woke up started cleaning & took the trash out. I had on a tshirt and undies and that’s it. no pants no bra. Our trash is out by the deck, as soon as I walk out I hear the door close behind me and I know I’m fucked because that door has two locks, and one is always in the locked position. So I have no phone, I don’t feel like walking down the street half naked, so I just laugh at myself for a while then go get the ladder from the shed and decide I’m going to scale the roof and climb onto the balcony. Did it in under ten minutes with my ass hanging out everywhere. I scratched my legs and knees all up. I am TERRIFIED of heights so I was shaking. AND I had to stand on the top step of the ladder!! Fuck. but I ripped through the screen of the balcony door and got in. That sucks I was going to bust out a window but I figured the cost would be higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 my friend who eats her boogers also will clean her contacts by taking them out and sucking on them................................................................................. reevaluating friendships today Wow, does she chew her toenails too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Unplanned home expenses are terrible. This winter I had to pay a ton of money to have my furnace repaired. It had hit 48 in the house that night. this is the biggest fear I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 my friend who eats her boogers also will clean her contacts by taking them out and sucking on them................................................................................. reevaluating friendships today I can vouch that if you don't have solution, you are supposed to put the lenses in your mouth, haha. as someone who tends to be a germaphobe (and just a person who is normally disgusted by nose picking/eating?), NoOOoOoOoOoOo so gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futures Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 It's true though! Otherwise it'll dry out and you're out of a lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 this is the biggest fear I have Saving up as we speak for a new one. Home ownership is a money pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 really ashton???? i have some googling to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 That sucks I was going to bust out a window but I figured the cost would be higher. later that week (I never put the ladder away, of course) my roommate slept with a dude then locked him out and he did the same thing. climbed right up the roof and back into her bed. she deserved it though, that's dedication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 later that week (I never put the ladder away, of course) my roommate slept with a dude then locked him out and he did the same thing. climbed right up the roof and back into her bed. she deserved it though, that's dedication. Haha,dude wanted seconds. I am going to start a Kickstarter to pay for the doorknob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippielauryn Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Madie you are a badass!!!!!! So true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 Also, 2,000 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 WEBMD SAYS TO NEVER PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH. webmd would never lie to me. http://www.webmd.com/eye-health/caring-contact-lens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhook Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 GHOSTDRONES, if you don't mind, what was the damage on something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 *slow applause for Madie* I came home from tour one year at like 2am and my family had locked me out by accident. I was so beyond tired that I just ran my shoulder into the door and fell right through onto our porch. The lock was semi broken to start, so it wasn't that difficult but people still text me and go "just remembered that morning you broke into your own house." That's the extent of my breaking in stories though, my sister has much better ones. Also, please don't cut your eyeballs Allison!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 GHOSTDRONES, if you don't mind, what was the damage on something like that. Repairs were $600... new furnace and AC unit $11k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GHOSTDRONES Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 as someone who tends to be a germaphobe (and just a person who is normally disgusted by nose picking/eating?), NoOOoOoOoOoOo so gross! As a germophobe, do you live in a plastic bubble? I am imagining a young John Travolta like that old tv movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 As a germophobe, do you live in a plastic bubble? I am imagining a young John Travolta like that old tv movie everyone tells me i should live in a plastic bubble and just roll around like a hamster. but that's mostly because i have terrible allergies and am klutzy and fall down a lot. really i just carry a lot of those pocket antibacterial hand gels around with me and contribute to bacteria becoming resistant to everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I just watched the bubble boy Seinfeld episode this morning ! I downloaded every episode, they all have Deutsch - or something - subtitles but whatever thanks for thinking I am a badass guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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