abovetheearth Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I am a sick one and all I want is cute man to bring me comfort foods and cuddle me to sleep. Is that too much to ask? if i wasnt married, or had a kid or living here and a cuddler and average looking id be there and we could drive scooters all over the town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 No Tarina, sushi burrito bad! Sorry to hear that. You seem pretty cool. thanks! I am not worried. It will happen someday, maybe. If not, I will be just fine. Maybe it's my sick mind...but I feel like Small Talk just went Rated R. Definitely NSFL. Haha sick, man. Don't turn my favorite foods into weird dirty talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-tess. Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 if i wasnt married, or had a kid or living here and a cuddler and average looking id be there and we could drive scooters all over the town. Haha, thanks Cholly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Maybe it's my sick mind...but I feel like Small Talk just went Rated R. Definitely NSFL. No mention of the labia talk? You disappoint me skaddy. Lerman is at work. Adult talk time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Meh. You would be surprised. Guys just don't like me like that really. I have been dating off and on the past 2 years and I get dismissed fairly regularly. I try not to be all ho-hum about it, but it sure can do a number to a girl's swag. Jussayin'. Guys often put me in the friend zone. Which is cool... I am pretty stellar at giving girl advice. I hate giving girl advice! One of my guy friends only talks to me when a girl breaks his heart and I have to give him the same advice over and over When he is happy then I hear nothing from him. Kind of a one sided friendship but \/\/hatever I put a sad face emoji by his name since he only texts when he's said. Hahah. When I change my number in a few months, he's not getting my new one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I hate giving girl advice! One of my guy friends only talks to me when a girl breaks his heart and I have to give him the same advice over and over When he is happy then I hear nothing from him. Kind of a one sided friendship but \/\/hatever I put a sad face emoji by his name since he only texts when he's said. Hahah. When I change my number in a few months, he's not getting my new one. Good. If he's only coming to you after getting heartbroken, he's not worth your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 No mention of the labia talk? You disappoint me skaddy. Lerman is at work. Adult talk time That was a minora mistake on my part. My apologies. BuzzersonKillwell 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 That was a minora mistake on my part. My apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Good. If he's only coming to you after getting heartbroken, he's not worth your time. I should clarify that there is zero romance between him and I. Ick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 That was a minora mistake on my part. My apologies. I should clarify that there is zero romance between him and I. Ick. Liar. I know you love him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Ick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I should clarify that there is zero romance between him and I. Ick. If my undying love of Rom-Coms has taught me anything, it is that you'll end up together. Picture the scene. It's a cold winters snowy morning on New Years Eve, he's walking through a meadow (because that's what everyone does when they are sad). He looks up and see's a cloud that looks like a pair of glasses and thinks of you. A little smile spreads across his face. His heart skips a beat, how could he of been so stupid. The girl for him was right in front of him the entire time and he took her for granted. He pulls out his phone, but what's this, he's got your old number. This hurts him even more. He starts to run, run like he's never run before. Get's to your front door with a bouquet of smarties and knocks. The tension is unbearable. You open the door complaining as he's woken you up from your 3pm nap. He spills out his heart: 'I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible' You shut the door in his face and go back to sleep. THE CRUSHINATOR. In cinemas soon. ̮ ɤ ̮ and +hecollec+or 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Wearing a shirt that reads: MY HALF HOUR NAP TURNED INTO A WEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Wearing a shirt that reads: MY HALF HOUR NAP TURNED INTO A WEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 If my undying love of Rom-Coms has taught me anything, it is that you'll end up together. Picture the scene. It's a cold winters snowy morning on New Years Eve, he's walking through a meadow (because that's what everyone does when they are sad). He looks up and see's a cloud that looks like a pair of glasses and thinks of you. A little smile spreads across his face. His heart skips a beat, how could he of been so stupid. The girl for him was right in front of him the entire time and he took her for granted. He pulls out his phone, but what's this, he's got your old number. This hurts him even more. He starts to run, run like he's never run before. Get's to your front door with a bouquet of smarties and knocks. The tension is unbearable. You open the door complaining as he's woken you up from your 3pm nap. He spills out his heart: 'I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible' You shut the door in his face and go back to sleep. THE CRUSHINATOR. In cinemas soon. You're destined to write the next Love Actually. But for people who hate love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Aha hahha CHRIS!!! That is too perfect!! Oh my god. That is exactly how it would play out too!!! Door to the face!!! Haha Charlie I would wear that shirt everywhere (Except id probably just be home napping) A+++ But I'm still not giving him my new number when I move lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 You're destined to write the next Love Actually. But for people who hate love. You've made my first ever quote in my sig Love Actually is one of my favourite films. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 You've made my first ever quote in my sig Love Actually is one of my favourite films. I am honored I'm not the romance type but it really is a good flick. Also, Elisha's gonna be upset you bumped her for a new girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 It's okay, I'll take Elisha. . Technically her and I share that same quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 It's okay, I'll take Elisha. . Be sure to film it I apologize, that was inappropriate. I don't know whats wrong with me today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Okay I'll film us napping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I'm not at work today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+hecollec+or Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Okay I'll film us napping. Well yeah, what did you think I meant? I'm not at work today... Oooopsie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 I am honored I'm not the romance type but it really is a good flick. Also, Elisha's gonna be upset you bumped her for a new girl. I'm just playing hard to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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