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The Flat Bastard. She would make scottish moans. Very difficult to do. I would watch in amazement.

Sounds like reason enough to break up to me. Yeah it was better than that ping pong paddle she was using for a while. And I'm not talking about the handle end.

It's funny you say that because my ex-gf named her dildo "Patton Oswalt".

Kinda of sad when this is technically superior to the Vinyl Fever thread... Make sure you add that to the Record Store thread, though!

I AM A GOOD MAN, BUT YOU CANNOT TOUCHE ME! okay I'm done with the witty comments. done.

Haha yeah. I was hoping it'd get better over time but it got even worse. I was laughing at how cheap the BIN's on eBay have become. I'm pretty sure I've seen the deluxe version for $13.99 a few times. Once it gets to free, then I'll consider getting it since it would complete my discography, but then it would just take up space.

how am i missing this shit? ive read this thread front to back like 4 times. my bad. and thanks. Perhaps it's because you're trippin labias.

Sounds like three steps/rules of a horny hobo. I like that.

fuck omni.

YOUR! STUPID FUCKIN'!

by the way, Thankskilling is on Netflix instant queue.

YES! when i was twelve i was going to a friends after school. i rode the bus with him and when we got to his house we were walking up the stairs and heard a very specific pounding noise then a pause followed by "MOVE YOUR HAND LUANNE, THIS IS GONNA HURT!" and then back to pounding but about ten times harder. the worst part is, i used to have a huge crush on said mom so my dreamsunderwear were all kinds of fucked up for a while. It's always a bitch when the mom is super hot. I've had a couple friends bang their friends mom's. Once you know about that, and you know the mom, then shit gets awkward...ly awesome.

Well, I watched this shit on bluray last night, and now it's on Starz. Game ooonnn!

Has anyone been to a friend's house and heard his/her parents fucking? GODDAMN IT'S HILARIOUS/GREAT Also, I remember talking on the phone with my now ex-gf, sitting in the back corner of my buddy's kitchen, and I hear a door open and stomping into the kitchen would be his dad. He walked to the sink and grabbed a paper towel, only to wipe off his dick. Yes, he was naked. My best friend's dad was naked and wiping off his dick. He had NO idea I was sitting in there, and my only reaction was that of a person seeing a naked 50 year old man wiping off his dick. This was after the animal noises from his parent's room. WTF/Awesome.

maybe so but the world doesn't need anymore talentless assholes running around thinking they're hot shit because they're on mtv...

YESSIR, AYE AYE CAP'N DAN! also, i found 3 tubes of pogs when i was cleaning out some things in my basement the other day. of course i kept them. HOW COULD I THROW THOSE GEMS AWAY?! i'm going to mail some to you. THAT'S THE BEST NEWS EVER, GILLIGAN. OR GINGER ALE...WELL, SHIT, WHATEVER HER NAME WAS. CAP'N DAN JONES 214 WALNUT STREET BERRYVILLE, VA 22611

I just borrowed a dude at work these movies: Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Cheech & Chong Nice Dreams Cheech & Chong Up In Smoke and Cecil B. Demented! I hope he's in for a shock. YOU BORROWED A DUDE AT WORK??? WTF

you have no idea how many times people have said that to me, ahahaha. i wish you were on facebook. then you could see my ridiculous mom/dad quotes i regularly post as status updates. it's like 'shit my dad says' in real life. ...except funny. Hahaha...well, that'd be my only reason for fathebook. Perhaps I might jump on one day, read your quotes, then deactivate it. Also, your padre and mi padre can have a quote-off because he's pretty close to a redneck, perhaps even a 'classy' redneck, but says some STUPID shit that never leaves my mind.

I remember being 6 or 7 and 'fucking shit up' with these:

THAT'S NOT STRANGE AT ALL, ALICIA. Nope, not at all. Natatall. I always ask people to bring me back shotglasses from wherever they visit, which is easier to find than patches; however, patches sound pretty cool, especially since you're sewing them on blankies n shiz. I'll see if I can find patches of whatever and send it to you. I want you to make a scarf with the patches I find. GOT IT?!

Listen, I'll be honest...I'm just gonna throw it out there...I wanna hang out with your mom. She seems cool.

^^^Man I remember not being able to see the floor because my brother had those things scattered everywhere. Speaking of Barry Sanders, I need to get his 89 RC graded... This thread is making me want to buy a box of goddamn cards. THANKS A SHIT TON, VC!

As for vintage cards, I have some gems in mint condition, but I think I'm going to start collecting Sandy Koufax memorabilia.