hankmurphy

I heard Die Antwoord for the first time the other day and I'm totally digging them, even if the guy's rapping reminds me of Jonah from Summer Heights High.

Avoid future disappointment. Buy this 7" while you still can. http://maskedintruder.bandcamp.com/track/stick-em-up

All my life I've had one dream; to achieve my many goals.

I bought the last Get Rad album! Ha Ha Ha! You let the last known copy in existence fall into my hands and now you'll pay! You'll all pay!!! Sick album, but I should have gotten the O Pioneers LP also. Oh yeah, thanks a bunch for the freebies.

$1 probably buys one crappy-ass hammer. This fucking guy is out of touch with hammers.

I like the Strong City split, and I really want to see the House Boat cover art up close.

PM'd!!!

The whole project comes across as half-baked. They couldn't convince Reddit, so I doubt they're going to convince investors. http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/ue62o/dutch_company_plans_colony_on_mars_the_one_way/?sort=top http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/ufb42/ama_i_am_founder_of_mars_one_sending_four_people/

I know I don't deserve it, but I'd appreciate any help finding a copy of this awesome 7".

They're definitely catering to the older crowd with most of the videogame references. Their marketing seems to have worked on me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHDQHVkYq4g&list=HL1339007151&feature=mh_lolz I haven't seen a Disney movie in years, but I'll probably check this one out. I'll watch anything with Sarah Silverman.

All piercings smell bad if they aren't cleaned regularly, even small studs. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that bodily fluids and enclosed spaces create smells. People get piercings because they like the way they look and/or feel, and people in "scenes" or cultures often use appearance to differentiate themselves from outsiders. Now did you really not understand that, or did you just want to bash other people?

Nevermind. The entire paragraph was removed from his preview, so maybe it's not true.

http://www.destructoid.com/e3-getting-around-the-new-simcity-228492.phtml

So, were their jeans attacked by sharks?

It sounds really muffled. Pretty terrible even at very high volumes. I like the songs, but the album just sounds bad.

Conquest is a strategy role-playing game. It looks like Final Fantasy Tactics, but with Pokémon. SRPGs are my favorite style of game, so I'll probably end up picking it up eventually.

I can't name my goddamn character Oprah??? What kind of fucking bullshit is that?

AStrangerWithCandy on DeadFormat was like a little slice of heaven.

It seems like a joke. It should be a joke, but I know it isn't.

^ Okay, that was funny as fuck. Just looking at Steve Brule's face makes me laugh. I don't know if I'll ever be able to take Magnolia seriously ever again.

http://www.destructoid.com/the-sound-card-007-game-music-on-vinyl-226437.phtml I saw this on Destructoid, but I didn't read it because I don't really care.

+ My armpits smell like kimchi.