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I've been trying to get this to work but I'm not having any luck. Anyone got any suggestions?

I've been trying to get this to work but I'm not having any luck. Anyone got any suggestions?

I've been trying to get this to work but I'm not having any luck. Anyone got any suggestions?

I've been trying to get this to work but I'm not having any luck. Anyone got any suggestions?

I've been trying to get this to work but I'm not having any luck. Anyone got any suggestions?

"the bands I grew up with no longer put out stuff and all the PO threads are devoted to new music."
 
 
Seems natural enough

Youth Lagoon – The Year of Hibernation

The story of "HipsterAsFolk" dates back to when I was a wee child in Kindergarten. On all my coloring assignments I use to draw an Anarchy sign with my my crayons (and they weren't Crayola either, because Crayola is for capitalist bourgeoisie.) After a few detentions and suspensions I was eventually kicked out of school. This resulted in me writing the Anarchist Cookbook for 1st graders (at the age of 5 1/2,) this proving to be only the beginning for my tr00 PVNX legacy. From there I assembled a group of similar aged Anarchist to join me to eventually blow up the playground using home made bombs. These bombs were produced using my mom's Diet Coke 2-Liters and my grandpa's Mentos. When recess came that day nothing was the same, we barraged the whole entire playground only leaving a fiery blaze of charred wood chips and corn syrup coated monkey bars. From there on we knew there was no turning back and slipped pop rocks into the faculty's soda vending machine in the Teacher's Lounge. This second attacked resulted in several of the school staff to spontaneously combust while teaching (due to the pop rocks infusion in their bittersweet cola of Anarchy!) From there, we all dispersed around the world with only our bathroom rigged tattoo gun (which melted crayons into tattoo ink) tattoos to remember each other by. 
 
NO MODS NO MASTERS! ALL POSTERS ARE POSEURS! HIPSTER IST tr00 PVNX!
 
tr00 story 4 tr00 pvnx

I wanted to see if it was possible to spoil The Sixth Sense for someone in the year 2011.
 
It actually worked once in 2012.

my name is Brock and my weiner is 309 millimeters.

I played saxophone in high school, and every year during band camp, the saxophone section would come up with nicknames for each member starting with "Sir" for the guys and "Lady" for the girls. My nickname ended up being "Sir Nonsense" and I've used that with various number combos for social media handles, passwords, email addresses, you name it. I did have the "Sir" part on my VC username until a few months ago, when I figured it was a bit too...much.
 
Nonsense is less embarrassing to say out loud anyways. I feel like "Sir Nonsense" has a weird fedora vibe to it.

Best movie of all time. If this was taken it would have been thecamelfucker, thecarpetpisser, or any number of similar names from the movie.

Sounds like an Orc name.

That idea is so genius it hurts my head

get explosions to make an exclusive 7" to pair with a nice book of these poems, do a kickstarter, and use the money to buy all the kids savings bonds for college.
 
i'd totally buy one.

This was probably the hardest letter for me so far... so many good choices.



This Will Destroy You – Tunnel Blanket

honorable mentions
mewithoutYou – Ten Stories
Sigur Ros – Takk...
Now, Now – Threads
This Will Destroy You – This Will Destroy You
Explosions in the Sky – Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
Taking Back Sunday – Tell All Your Friends
Death Cab For Cutie – Transatlanticism

He's the VC equivalent of that guy that gives you negative rep on ebay for silly reasons then doesn't respond to pm's.

Shameless (re)self promotion:
My band released this album in September, and it's a free download on bandcamp. Kinda all over the place genre-wise.
Little bit of pop-punk, little bit of post-hardcore, little bit of emo, little bit of electronica, little bit of post-rock, blah blah blah

 
http://ofconfidencepdx.bandcamp.com/

 

Yeaaaah, people have weird reactions to things they can't comprehend sometimes. I'm very open about it though and I'll always answer questions. The "you need a good lay" is probably the only thing that gets to me. And if I ever have a significant other, it'll probably get me down a lot when people bombard him with things like "wow, that sucks how do you handle it?" And "you're a total hero to all men for being in a relationship without sex."
But you know it will happen.
I'm just very demonized as being prude and withholding pleasure from people. Also the aspect of "does that mean you won't/can't bare children?"
Asexuals get the same awful sides as the rest of LGBTQ(A), but we get it from everyone.
Luckily most people have been very respectful toward me.

If any label is looking for a record to press this year, I highly suggest Bradley Hathaway - How Long.  I can't stop listening to this record, and with the right push, I think this record would sell no problem.
 
If I had a label of my own, I would totally do what I could to release this.
 
www.bradleyhathaway.bandcamp.com

Is nobody going to say Loveless by MBV? I'm a huge fan of Modest Mouse and Godspeed but I might as well throw this one in. I could be a writer for Pitchfork with these choices.

Good lord the future is about to get ridiculous.

OK, our winner is brianmorgante, congrats dude! You got more than I would have   +29 is incredible!!
 
Thanks for everyone who sent PMs  - it was cool meeting some new folks, and I figured the giveaway albums probably would not be desired by 90+% of members, so that would limit things.
 
A couple of designs where part was showing could have been other shirts folks listed like the LLO Tour shirt (Sunlight Ascending)- which I think is still available in my size on GF
 
If you want pics of any of the shirts, just PM me, it's too much work to link up to all of these haha
 
*means that someone guessed it, but not necessarily the winner
 
Left Column: front to back
 
Gifts From Enola – A Healthy Fear Blue on Black
Moving Mountains - S/T White
*The Mylene Sheath – Red with Black Logo (2013)
*Gifts From Enola - From Fathoms White - nice call!!
Giants – Home Alone (“Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal”) Beige
*Red Sparowes – Eye / Tree on Gray
Red Sparowes – Fractal (The Fear…) on Gray Triblend (thanks, Morfiend)
*ISIS -  Celestial with Tower on Black
ISIS/Melvins Split - Gray (impossible from the picture)
ISIS – Panopticon Green (in bag, impossible from the picture)
Red Sparowes – Black Birds on Gray  (in bag, impossible from the picture)
*Caspian – YATC repress /The Mylene Sheath on Black
Caspian – Waking Season on Beige
*The Mylene Sheath – Classic Black (2 shirts)
Graveface Record Club – Gray (impossible from the picture)
 
Middle Column: front to back
 
Palms – S/T Flower on Black
*Jakob – Solace on Black (3 shirts)
*Jakob – Silver Crest on Black (Cale:Drew)
*Russian Circles – “Stereo” on Brown
*Russian Circles – Blue Horse on Black Long Sleeve (Interpunk)
*Russian Circles – “Geometric” Black (renamed “Actual Pain”) Empros Bundle
Whirr – Around on Black
Whirr – “Team” on Navy Blue
*Junius – “All Shall Float” on Navy Blue
Junius – Tree with Stars on Gray (bought on Reports… tour)
Rosetta – Lady in White & Blue on Black (nearly impossible from the picture)
 
Right Column: front to back
 
*Deadhorse – Navy with Cream Feathers  - yes Brian guessed his own band shirt, whew!
The Pirate Ship Quintet – “Sexton” on Gray (impossible from the picture)
Yndi Halda – “Exploded Engine” on White
Meniscus – War of Currents on Black
Sunlight Ascending – Name Logo on Black (impossible from the picture)
Sunlight Ascending – Leaving My Waiting Room Black (some good guesses)
*Enemies List Home Recordings – “No Fun. Not Ever.” Black (2 shirts) impossible
East Of The Wall – White Crest Title on Black
Grayceon – Pearl And The End Of Days on Black (2 shirts)
Russian Circles – name Enter tour on Blue
Russian Circles – name Enter and Station tour on Brown with Green Leaves
Caspian – YATC repress on Black (impossible from the picture)
 
Round two coming up after Brian makes his picks, then I'll put one last round (easier, only a dozen shirts and set up for a contest)

Just a heads up, the rest of the members of my band (Deadhorse) are headed down to my new home to start work on the new album we'll be recording this year.  We'll have some more info in the coming weeks on that!