sinisterkidd

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whatever you do, dont go to the Dutch Oven™

survived my yearly gyno appointment! PARTY!
 

Pssssh. WHO RUN DA WORLD?
G I R L S

We were just.... you know.. We.. watermelon limeade?

if she'll cheat on him for you, how can you know she wont cheat on you too? ( man advice )

Alright so I dated this girl from freshman year of high school till my senior year. Senior year she decides shes done with me and hooks up with some dude a week after she last stayed at my house. This kid delivered pizzas from my favorite pizza place so if he ever delivered it my family would have to get it because they knew I wouldve rocked this kid if I was face to face with him (I had a really bad temper.)  Our break up was really bad. A lot of mind games by her and shit talking by both of us. We also had mutual friends so that didnt help anything as well as her locker being by mine. It also bummed me out she moved on so fast after being together for so long. Fast forward to this past November, that dude and her are dating and have been for awhile. I hit her up around May or June because my girlfriend I was with at the time had just officially ended and I wanted a quick rebound to get my mind off it. Turns out shes going to study abroad for the summer so we couldnt hangout. We agree to meet up for coffee one afternoon and do so. It was nice. But then when I was on my way to Chicago for Riot Fest she hits me up again wanting to hangout. So we hangout and somehow got on the topic of our past. And of course our sex life came up. She said "we had good sex" blah blah blah and inside Im thinking "holy shit. Does she actually want to have sex with me even though shes still dating that kid?" Turns out, she did. So I snuck her into my house while texting my buddies "Dude I was just kidding when I said I was gonna bang her tonight, I didnt think it'd actually happen!" They then texted me lyrics to Bump N Grind. We did the deed then I drove her home. We were supposed to hangout the next day and do it again but she decided to hangout with her boyfriend instead.  She then got crazy and thought I was trying to blackmail her. No clue why she thought that because I wasnt and honestly didnt care enough about her relationship to do that. I got what I wanted haha. To this day that kid has no idea. And high school me gave him a big fuck you that night. Normally Id say it was a shitty thing to do, but he had it coming. Still wish I didnt do it though. The craziness after wasnt worth it. 

why does she have a tattoo of herself on her arm?

I once punched an ex boyfriend in the face because I found out he was cheating on me. Good times. 

how it should really go tho

this thread

how it should really go tho

this thread

#LunchMob

I'm 22 live at home pay nothing do what I want when I want... Don't really do any chores or cleaning. LIVING THE DREAM

This gif gets me every time.

I think madie is the one getting a package..

I think madie is the one getting a package..

I think madie is the one getting a package..

I don't discriminate against alcohol. They're all welcome in my system

It's my 1000th post!
 

 
I saw it fitting to post this in here even though I almost never post in this thread lol. It only took me 6ish years to get here. Woo!