Guest conoley Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 How much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" that shit made me laugh, good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaime Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 How much? haha this one is good. i usually say it when pulling up to someone in the car. although ive never done it to a stranger, only to friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 "Listen, I was wondering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyheavylowlow Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 If you say yes, it's not going to be rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 "Listen, I was wondering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress. " THe Ladies Man - i love that movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedupx Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Do you live on a chicken farm? You sure know how to raise cocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 i was always a fan of "sup baby, come here often" usually asked to bartenders or someone who works in the joint that or.....how about we add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I hear you leik mudkipz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlock Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 at scene shows: have you heard the new heavy heavy low low/from first to last/other generic garbage scene band album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgefest Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 What would you rather do....make out with me or have an abortion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 My favorite thing to happen was this guy came and had two whiskey sours (one of my favorite drinks) whiskey sours are fucking amazing. i've never met a lady who was into whiskey sours. you have my respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinylme Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Wanna go skip rocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 My favorite thing to happen was this guy came and had two whiskey sours (one of my favorite drinks) whiskey sours are fucking amazing. i've never met a lady who was into whiskey sours. you have my respect. Mmm. Makers and sour. Or sour and any bourbon, or just Makers. Mmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jochert Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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