lokithelion Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 When we got home last night my lady gave me her keys so I could open the door, but I was drunk so I didn't take the keys out the door and they were their all night. No one saw or did anything with them so there is no sad "shit got took" story. Woot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 i have done this several times... i did this on monday but left my mailbox key in the lock and some records were delivered the next day. im glad no one stole all my mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiefwahoo Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I found my cell phone on the ground next to my car this morning. I was drunk as well and assumed it was inside the car. It was snow covered and very wet but seems to be working fine. I guess I got lucky as well. It's a $300 phone that I only have because work paid for it. So I'm not sure what I'd do if it melted down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Looks like its not God so much as all your neighbors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I guess god hated all of those people in California who had their houses burn down then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I guess god hated all of those people in California who had their houses burn down then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 What if they were clever and took your keys to make a copy, then returned the set and put them back in the door to strike at a later date when your guard is down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesferenc Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 What if they were clever and took your keys to make a copy, then returned the set and put them back in the door to strike at a later date when your guard is down? He did it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 that's happened to me before, except at my parent's house. my dad found the key in the lock the next morning. i got yelled at. i dont even remember if i was drunk. i probably was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted November 20, 2008 Author Share Posted November 20, 2008 I guess god hated all of those people in California who had their houses burn down then. I think it has been proven time and again that God hates California. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I guess god hated all of those people in California who had their houses burn down then. I think it has been proven time and again that God hates California. If we didn't have earthquakes and fires, California would be perfect and that can't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I had two of these moments within the past year. The more recent one was a week after I got my Blackberry. I set it down in a public bathroom and washed my hands. Ran out without my phone...it's not two minutes later that I realize this and the phone is already gone. Turns out some nice lady found it and brought it to my job next morning. Back when I lived in the dorms, my roommates were all lazy negligent cunts who would always leave our door unlocked. I was the only one who ever locked and thank god I had a lock on my bedroom so no bitch would come in and steal my macbook, ps2 and other valuables because it happened a lot in the dorms. I kept to my room most of the time because I didn't really like anybody so they never knew if I was in or out. One day I was taking a nap before I was supposed to meet up with some friends. If I'm home I don't care so much if the door's unlocked. Well, I'm getting ready to go and all of a sudden some ghetto ass bitches are trying to break in. The one time my roommates remember to lock up before they left. Turns out those ghetto bitches were after me because on of them tried attacking my friend so I was next. The only hilarious thing that resulted out if it...and I'm not making this up....I wish I was.....I got called "white bitch" by a black albino girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryneyancey Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 This happened to me recently too. I left my keys attached to my mailbox in the midst of excitement over getting my new camera in the mail, as well as a shitload of records, on the same day. And I didn't notice they were gone until I went to leave for work the next morning. I was super worried, mainly about replacing my car key (I didn't have a spare; d'oh!) but partly because the apartment complex I live in is well, dingy. But I posted a note on the bulletin board and later that night, a guy came by my place and dropped them off. He was super-nice and not dingy at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momentumlost Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I guess god hated all of those people in California who had their houses burn down then. how the fuck can people do that with a smile? its beyond my comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faith Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 happens to my mom all the time she'll be turning the house upside down trying to find her keys and after a couple hour I'd find them in the lock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 there is no god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted November 21, 2008 Share Posted November 21, 2008 there is no god. that's what the preacher said in CADDYSHACK after he was struck by lightning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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