iliketurtles Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 True story. Straight sharted my pants big time. Holla! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan999 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 it happens to the best of us. drinking will do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murgorgoroth Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you know who doesn't shart? ladies I have never met a women who admitted it anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 lol r u kiddin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 dont worry man I did a lot of fucked up things tonight too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 dont worry man I did a lot of fucked up things tonight too eddie's such a drunk he shit in someone else's pants...now that's talent jodie-foster holmes (cory) shit in someone's washer once... i crapped my pants once in 2nd grade.. not because i fucked up but because the teacher wouldn't allow me to go until after the social studies portion so i just crapped my pants on purpose... she got repremanded for not letting me go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Best thread ever... <3 Erik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you know who doesn't shart? ladiesI have never met a women who admitted it anyway False. Are you married? If not, when you get married you learn all sorts of stuff that women do that you'd be better off not knowing....sharting is one of them. They just don't talk about it like guys do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardrockzombies Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 dont worry man I did a lot of fucked up things tonight too No offense or anything, but when I saw the thread title I thought it would have been started by you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 you know who doesn't shart? ladiesI have never met a women who admitted it anyway False. Are you married? If not, when you get married you learn all sorts of stuff that women do that you'd be better off not knowing....sharting is one of them. They just don't talk about it like guys do. I've always kind of assumed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I once sharted really bad at work, like past the point of throwing the boxers out and taking it from there. I told my boss that i was sick from food poisoning or something, and that i needed to go home. He insisted on driving me home himself. It was snowing that day, and he and I both had the windows of his car about halfway down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 dont worry man I did a lot of fucked up things tonight too eddie's such a drunk he shit in someone else's pants...now that's talent jodie-foster holmes (cory) shit in someone's washer once... i crapped my pants once in 2nd grade.. not because i fucked up but because the teacher wouldn't allow me to go until after the social studies portion so i just crapped my pants on purpose... she got repremanded for not letting me go... What an amazing rapid fire of kickass shitting tidbits. And chicks do shit their pants/dresses/bathing suits. They just don't start internet threads about it. And therein lies the proof that they are smarter than we are (just kidding - women are stupid). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 dont worry man I did a lot of fucked up things tonight too No offense or anything, but when I saw the thread title I thought it would have been started by you. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pibbals Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanketbyday Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 blueprints or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 No offense or anything, but when I saw the thread title I thought it would have been started by you. Me too. I may get drunk a lot, but I sure do know how to use a toilet, atleast for crapping anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iliketurtles Posted January 18, 2009 Author Share Posted January 18, 2009 Seriously there are pictures, but I'm going to go make coffee and watch football and try to forget that this sordid pants pooping ever happened. I'm just kidding it's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 crapped myself about a year ago...it happens funny story, was sitting on the couch at my parents house. Ripped ass, my dad says "One Day, You're Gonna Shit Your Fucking Pants if You Keep Farting Like That All The Time Damnit"... Literally, later that day (2 days before Christmas '07) shopping for presents...at the mall...w/ my Girlfriend...rip-ass...and shart, run/hobble to the bathroom...wad up the undees, finish my business, chuck the boxers...Went to the Gap..."tried on some pants" and stole some boxers...I hate when my father's right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Seriously there are pictures, but I'm going to go make coffee and watch football and try to forget that this sordid pants pooping ever happened. I'm just kidding it's awesome! pics or /thread haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaz725 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 im pretty shocked/stoked to find out that pretty much everyone on this board has shit their pants at one time or another post potty training i hope to join the list before im old and do it everyday anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 crapped myself about a year ago...it happensfunny story, was sitting on the couch at my parents house. Ripped ass, my dad says "One Day, You're Gonna Shit Your Fucking Pants if You Keep Farting Like That All The Time Damnit"... Literally, later that day (2 days before Christmas '07) shopping for presents...at the mall...w/ my Girlfriend...rip-ass...and shart, run/hobble to the bathroom...wad up the undees, finish my business, chuck the boxers...Went to the Gap..."tried on some pants" and stole some boxers...I hate when my father's right this story rules. i can almost see your face when it happened, and that you were more upset your dad was right than that you shit your pants. pure genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Last time I remember shitting my pants was when I was 4 or 5 years old. Last time I pissed my pants, though, I think I was around 12 or 13, and it only happened because I was in the middle of playing some real-time strategy game on a dial-up BBS that I had to pay for, and I didn't want to miss my turn by running upstairs. Whoops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Can't remember either thankfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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