silentgods Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 a girl once broke my nose during sex. true story. headbutt right to the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murgorgoroth Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 a girl once broke my nose during sex.true story. headbutt right to the face. man you have the worst luck with the ladies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I mean, that's not too bad. You were having sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 a girl once broke my nose during sex.true story. headbutt right to the face. a new form of blood play...... kinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 so my girlfriend says that when she swallows, she can tell when i have had hot sauce. she doesnt like it very much and wants me to stop eating hot sauce. problem is i love hot sauce. what do i do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 No swallowing = lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 No swallowing = lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 so my girlfriend says that when she swallows, she can tell when i have had hot sauce. she doesnt like it very much and wants me to stop eating hot sauce. problem is i love hot sauce. what do i do? More honey maybe? I dunno.... Dan's the expert here. Just my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Tell her to just think of you as Joe Rogan and Fear Factor that shit, just fucking swallow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 so my girlfriend says that when she swallows, she can tell when i have had hot sauce. she doesnt like it very much and wants me to stop eating hot sauce. problem is i love hot sauce. what do i do? tell her to grab some chicken wings and enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 so my girlfriend says that when she swallows, she can tell when i have had hot sauce. she doesnt like it very much and wants me to stop eating hot sauce. problem is i love hot sauce. what do i do? tell her to grab some chicken wings and enjoy. awesome.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 a girl once broke my nose during sex.true story. headbutt right to the face. a new form of blood play...... kinky she was what one could term a "live wire" she would get super animated and arch her back in weird ways when she was getting into it, and she was on top on me and i sat up and kept on doing what i was doing, and then bam her head goes back and nails me right in the face. i didn't think much of it at first. mainly cause i had a six pack in me, i finished my business and went to the bathroom and saw my nose pointed in a way it really shouldn't have been, went "hey adrienne, my nose isn't supposed to be going to the side is it?" we go to the hospital. doctor asks how it happened, i say "occupational hazard" and leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dan- Valentine's Day mix? What do you recommend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 fuck I cant figure it out, mike that blood tasting shit was gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 i might have to ask you a question for my friend, he has a crazy ex girlfriend telling him she's going to kill herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 tell your friend he is not responsible for her actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 tell your friend he is not responsible for her actions. he's too nice though, it was his first girlfriend and they dated for like 4 years and he was crazy in love with her then she cheated on him with his roommate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 wait are you joking? if i were him i would just tell her to fuck off and block her number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 someone needs to talk to her. he can't be the one to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 wait are you joking? if i were him i would just tell her to fuck off and block her number. im not joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 someone needs to talk to her. he can't be the one to do that. her parents try to tell her all the time. apparently she spends all her time crying on the phone and talking to them about it. she did this last May and this is still going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 why the fuck does she feel like she deserves absolution when she fucked with your buddy so badly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 why the fuck does she feel like she deserves absolution when she fucked with your buddy so badly? "i know what i did was terrible and its my fault, but i know that we are meant to be together and i will always love you and ill never stop loving you and youre the only one for me" bla bla bla something like that. but really usually its more like "I LOVEE YOU AND YOU HATE MEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 yeah that's happened to me before. just tell him to ignore her long enough and she'll get the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Give her time, that's how my ex was. she'll get over it. She will. Hopefully she has friends that will also help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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