flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 lol. i love this! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: HI You: life sucks, you know Stranger: especially with you in it Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I already posted this in the thread on AP, but this is my favorite one that I've done: Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Is this Dell assistance? Stranger: yes Stranger: How may we be of service? You: Look, I'm having some trouble with my modem.... Stranger: What seems to be the problem? You: All the lights are on, and only the orange one is blinking. I have the latest firmware, but I can't connect Stranger: Can you please tell me the model of your modem? You: GK204 Stranger: When was the last time you had it working? You: Last night. I was checking my e-mails, and someone sent me a link. When I clicked on it, all I saw was a Rick Astley music video. Stranger: We've actually encountered that problem several times. We have a link prepared that will redirect you through a step-by-step procedure aimed at fixing your issue. Stranger: Here is the link, and good luck! http://tinyurl.com/cnh6b You: Thanks! Warning: You probably don't want to click that link. It is NOT a patch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 lol.i love this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Stranger: you have been reported to the FBI? If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Stranger: wannabe FBI agents? If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 sending my friend's myspace linx, telling them to add me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i'm pretending to be scott heisel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 just talked to a 15yr old girl from CA who had to leave to go do hw. her mom wouldn't let her have a myspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I AM CHANGING THIS KIDS LIFE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I AM CHANGING THIS KIDS LIFE! hahaha whatchu saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: You: whats wrong? Stranger: my friend You: what happened? Stranger: is friends with an asshole Stranger: and You: and? Stranger: everywhere I with him go he wants the asshole to tag along You: are you a guy or girl? Stranger: guy Stranger: but Stranger: heres the thing You: are you gay? Stranger: nope You: its cool if you are Stranger: not gay Stranger: but Stranger: here is the thing You: right. youre not.... You: its ok You: whats the thing? Stranger: this "friend" is in 4 of my 7 classes Stranger: and has no other friends You: the asshole? Stranger: except the asshole You: o gotcha Stranger: and he is fine when we are in class together Stranger: but Stranger: when we get with this asshole You: how old are you? 17ish? Stranger: he becomes an asshole Stranger: yes 17 You: are you serious? Stranger: why? You: cause i just guessed that Stranger: yes Stranger: heh You: thats because everyone has the same problems. You: and your friend is just trying to fit in the only way he knows how. You: you obviously dont have alot of friends either, or you wouldnt hang around with him when hes with the asshole. You: talk to your friend. tell him he acts like an asshole when hes around this other dude. then tell him you really dont like that guy. make new friends. youre young. You: high school is the best time of your life. dont waste it by spending time with assholes. but im about to flip the script and tell him not to come upstairs if he hears his mom screaming. its just me banging her. hard. in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 being a girl has never been so easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: are you flicker? Stranger: no You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: are you flicker? Stranger: hi Stranger: 春哥？ You: fligger? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: hello? You: flickr? Stranger: hi Stranger: no You: shit You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactusbot Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hello there. Stranger: asl? You: Who say's that? Stranger: hey i just wanna make sure that your young enough to never have heard of pubes You: Haha. I have no idea what pubes are. Stranger: we can still talk You: *Wink* Stranger: in that case Stranger: do you know wat anal fisting is? You: Of course I do. Stranger: how bout it? You: If only you could reach your clenched hand through the internet. Stranger: well im only down in florida Stranger: ive been able to get up to my shoulder in ass You: You obviously have very short arms. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 lol cj ftw. i would freak out if i saw that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Stranger: The Guns Of August Rain Down Upon Your Mother You: That band rules! Stranger: Band? You: Fuck yeah! You: Are you stoked? You: ??? Stranger: Nigger. Stranger: I eat them. You: Flicker? Stranger: I eat you. Stranger: Nigger. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Seriously? This dude didn't even try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodooramen Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I just made a friend on here lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i like how "flicker?" is a standard response now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i like how "flicker?" is a standard response now. I figured that reply was too lazy to be you. Worth a shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 probably my favorite so far You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: flickr? Stranger: TALK DIRTY TO ME AS I THINK ABOUT YOU AND PLEASURE MYSELF WITH A VIBRATOR! You: haha too bad youre a dude Stranger: ? Stranger: im a chick hun You: dont forget the rim Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 sorry to spam this but... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: flickr? You: hi Stranger: 26 m us Stranger: u You: 18 f canada Stranger: nice You: meh its kind of boring here Stranger: what do you want to talk about??? You: seriously? Stranger: yea You: creepo Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Stranger: how r u? You: good you? Stranger: not too good You: why Stranger: ...ok...this is really fucked up...sorry...I'm a 15 year old male. Today, my mom babysat an 8 year old boy named Dalton. He kissed me. on the lips. full tongue. You: did you like it? You: is the kid hot? Stranger: no Stranger: hes cute... You: come on, you didn't even like it a little bit? You: i find that hard to believe Stranger: I guess. You: i remember the last time an 8-year old boy tongue kissed me You: mmm, i can remember that day Stranger: ...Really? You: yeah, one of the best days of the last 4 months Stranger: hr's one of those tan muscular little kids Stranger: *he's You: mmmm keep going You: i bet he plays sports doesn't he Stranger: yeah. You: does he wear those little soccer shorts? Stranger: yep You: and run all around the yard with his shirt off? Stranger: lol, holy shit, he really does that You: do you ever put the sprinkler on and let him get all wet? Stranger: No You: and just stare at his body, glistening in the sun? Stranger: Do you wanna hear how the kiss happened? You: trust me, you should do that You: yeah, of course i do Stranger: Ok. I was laying on the couch, just relaxing. He came in, so i asked him if he wanted to watch tv. He chose a different spot to sit than most days...my lap... You: keep going bb Stranger: ...He squirmed around A LOT for some reason...and it was really hard to "maintain control" of my suthern region... You: oh i bet... if he's as cute as you say he is You: i don't know why you would WANT to control your southern region, though... i'd have gone all out on him Stranger: ...next thing i know, my boner is practically between the ass cheeks of his shorts You: was he wearing little spiderman underwear? Stranger: He asks what it is, and I told him when you get older, it grows wen you see someone attractive... You: nice move... Stranger: ...He smiles to himself, and turns around and plants a smal peck on my cheek You: i knew i didn't believe you at first when you said you didn't enjoy it Stranger: ...tee hee You: how often does your mom babysit forhim? Stranger: I honestly can't even fill in the blank here. Next thing i know, we're making out Stranger: every weekend You: so are you going to be around next weekend when he's over? you know... make the next move? Stranger: yep Stranger: I canceled going to a friend's house just to see Dalton... You: where do you live? do you think i could stop by? Stranger: I live in IL You: get out of here me too You: what part Stranger: Whiteside county You: is there an ISP tracker on this website? You: are you kidding me? You: i live in whiteside too Stranger: Where exactly? You: jordan You: where do you live Stranger: Rock Falls Your conversational partner has disconnected. fuck. we were just getting to the good part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 www.myspace.com/conniechweh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 I just made a friend on here lolz haha me two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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