swank Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 this was one of my best ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: heeeeello Stranger: im a girl looking for cyber sex You: im a dog looking for a leg to hump Your conversational partner has disconnected. You really messed that one up. She was probably a fat chick anyway. Dude fat chicks need love too. Just make sure they bath first...because sometimes, there's some funk in the junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: HOLY SHIT I THINK I'M GOING THRU PUBERTY You: help? Stranger: how old r u You: 11 Stranger: guy/girl?? You: Little of both Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Say hi! Stranger: heey You: What's up Stranger: m/f? Stranger: you wanna see my penis You: Yes, yes I do. Stranger: ur a girl? You: Yea, how'd you know?? Stranger: i hoped so Stranger: ahhaa You: Let's see it, pussy Stranger: just showing a bit u Stranger: know Stranger: really wanna see it? You: Yea! Stranger: uploadijnnn Stranger: 17cm You: That's hot Stranger: u like that uh Stranger: http://www.2shared.com/file/5379515/5fd6f691/DSC01497.html Probably a virus, you probably shouldn't click it. Stranger: here You: Hold on, lemme look.. Stranger: kk You: You're about the size of my dad, I like it. Stranger: wtf You: What? Stranger: of my dad Stranger: ur kidding me Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 aw this one didn't even let me get going ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hiedkln Stranger: HALLO You: what language is that? Stranger: Deutsch Stranger: german Stranger: =] You: so you're nazi? You: can i join your party? Stranger: yeah i am Stranger: you fucken idiot stupid ugly aass hoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: sup b? Stranger: nothin Stranger: can i call you carly? You: wanna go fill up my growler? i need a beer You: only if you get me some beer Stranger: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: jelly belly bean You: ¿que pasa? Stranger: NO HABLE ESPANOL!! You: ¿no? You: ¿que habla ud? You: ¿ingles? Stranger: POR FAVOR? Stranger: PANTALONAS? Stranger: QUESO PANTALONAS! You: tengo un gato en mis pantalones! Stranger: wtf Stranger: cat Stranger: in your pants You: si You: cuanto cuesta la quesadilla? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Some chick just sent me her Facebook link..hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: whats up? You: nada. You: what about you? Stranger: will you be my girlfriend? You: sure. Stranger: cool. You: do you mind that your gf has a penis? Stranger: yes. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ola You: you need to buy an h You: actually, you cant You: because it's not a vowel Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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