scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'm crying from laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 haha some of these are just too good i love this site i dont think i will ever get bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 This it too weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 WIN!!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Omegle my shemgle! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'm crying from laughing so hard. i did the same thing when i read this thread last night. these types of things restore my faith in vc a little bit. is anybody else having trouble getting to the site today? it must be slow from so much traffic. shitty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 FAIL! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Howdy. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi! Stranger: hey stranger You: I'm no stranger.. but I think you might be Stranger: i am You: see? i knew it.. how did you find out about this site? Stranger: u wanna give me a blumpkin? You: sure, consider it done. Stranger: i was bored You: how was it? Stranger: awesome You: good. i'm bored too (quite obviously), but how did you hear about this site? Stranger: i used my ears...u? You: my eyes Stranger: i'm blind You: too bad, i'm deaf Stranger: cool You: only when techno is playing Stranger: i'm deaf when country is playing Stranger: i don't like hicks You: blind, deaf, and dumb? sucks for you Stranger: indeed Stranger: i'm a loser You: hey, at least you know you're at the bottom Stranger: but ur still talking to me so that sucks for u... You: not really. this is how I make myself feel superior You: do you watch Lost? Stranger: nope Stranger: remember i'm blind You: but you can listen to it Stranger: you asked if i watch it You: I know what I asked, but when someone "watches" a television program, that includes listening too Stranger: not if u watch it in a bar Stranger: they put the tv's on mute Stranger: > _/_____\_____________\____________/____\ > |_______|_____________\__________|______| > |_______`._____________|_________|_______: > .\________|____________|_________\|_______| > _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______: > __\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____| > ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| > ____\______\_________.----------.________\|___| > ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| > _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ > _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ > ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__\ > _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____\ > _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| > ____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________| > ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| > ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| > ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ > ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| > ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| > ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| > __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| > You: hey, I didn't ask for you to send me your pic Stranger: sorry You: that's ok. with a sweet hole like that, I don't blame you for showing it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 HAHAHAH OHMYGOD!!!! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ? You: Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date? But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? You: Let me tell ya a story of my situation You: I was talkin to this girl from the US nation Stranger: Oh please, I love a good confession You: The way that I met her was on tour at a concert. She had long hair and a short miniskirt Stranger: so it was not a Christian concert You: I was walkin through the crowd and guess who I met, Stranger: a rockstar? You: I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions To see if you are a hundred proof". You: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. Stranger: Aren't you a poet You: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra Stranger: i'm seriously taking notes now You: I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused. I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused". You: I started throwin bass, She started throwin' back mid-range but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange... You: Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man", She tried to pretend. She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend". Your conversational partner has disconnected. NEW VC CHALLENGE!!!!! see how far you can make it through Biz Markie's 'Just a Friend'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i just met a recent 16 yr old and now we're friends on facebook! she's from finland!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 pix? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: oh no you didnt You: I totally did! Stranger: no way You: Way. Stranger: take it back You: Can't do it. Stranger: well then say youre sorry You: Oh no, apologizing is for ladyfolk. Stranger: oh so youre to bad ass to apologize/ You: Correct. Well, no. But yes. You: Sorta. Stranger: youre a guy tho You: Usually. Stranger: sometimes huh You: Do you know Biz Markie? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillho Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello there Stranger: asl? You: haha, im in my 24 from usa You: *im 24 from usa Stranger: 21 usa Stranger: w or m? You: if i say M you'll likely disconnect, like most ppl on here haha You: but i am a M Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 it would be great if someone from VC was randomly connected with...someone from VC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexH. Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: hey Stranger: má oie You: oh fuck Stranger: quem quer dinheiro? Stranger: ronaldo You: soup du jour You: parlez vous frances? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Gay? You: Nope Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: poland?? You: Its just one of those days You: When you don't wanna wake up Stranger: fuck you You: Everything is fucked You: Everybody sux Stranger: good You: You don't really know why You: But you wanna justify Stranger: im go to the kicken You: Rippin' someone's head off Stranger: im understand You: No human contact Stranger: im poland Stranger: bye You: And if you interact, your life is on contract You: Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Stranger: fuck off You: it's just one of them days You: Its all about the he says she says bullshit Stranger: what you fucked? You: I think you better quit lettin' shit slip You: Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 !!!! Busting out the limp bizkit on a Polish asshole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: sex You: AW YEAH You: So... You: How about them Cubbies? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: poland?? You: Its just one of those days You: When you don't wanna wake up Stranger: fuck you You: Everything is fucked You: Everybody sux Stranger: good You: You don't really know why You: But you wanna justify Stranger: im go to the kicken You: Rippin' someone's head off Stranger: im understand You: No human contact Stranger: im poland Stranger: bye You: And if you interact, your life is on contract You: Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Stranger: fuck off You: it's just one of them days You: Its all about the he says she says bullshit Stranger: what you fucked? You: I think you better quit lettin' shit slip You: Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip Your conversational partner has disconnected. i am utterly amazed that this conversation lasted as long as it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: poland?? You: Its just one of those days You: When you don't wanna wake up Stranger: fuck you You: Everything is fucked You: Everybody sux Stranger: good You: You don't really know why You: But you wanna justify Stranger: im go to the kicken You: Rippin' someone's head off Stranger: im understand You: No human contact Stranger: im poland Stranger: bye You: And if you interact, your life is on contract You: Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker Stranger: fuck off You: it's just one of them days You: Its all about the he says she says bullshit Stranger: what you fucked? You: I think you better quit lettin' shit slip You: Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip Your conversational partner has disconnected. well played sir... well played! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I'm currently midway through the first verse of Trapped In The Closet. Wondering how much longer this person will put up with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Seven o’clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wakes me You: I’m stretchin’ and yawnin’ in a bed that don’t belong to me You: And a voice yells, “Good morning, darlin”, from the bathroom You: Then she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise, she ain’t you Stranger: Who does the beed belong to? Stranger: a girl? You: Now I’ve got this dumb look on my face like, what have I done? Stranger: you just got laid!! You: How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun? You: Lost the track of time, oh, what was on my mind? You: From the club, went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that long Stranger: moar! You: Here I am, quickly tryin’ to put on my clothes Stranger: i love stories! You: Searching for my car keys, tryin’ to get on up out the door Stranger: and theeeen You: Then she streched her hands in front of it, said, “You can’t go this way” Stranger: why not! You: Looked at her like she was crazy, said, “Woman move out my way” You: Said, “I got a wife at home” You: She said, “Please don’t go out there” You: “Lady, I’ve got to get home” You: She said, her husband was comin’ up the stairs Stranger: noooo You: “Shh, shh, quiet, hurry up and get in the closet” You: She said, “Don’t you make a sound or some shit is going down” Stranger: your a good storyteller! You: I said, “Why don’t I just go out the window?” You: “Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor” Stranger: haha You: “Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet” You: And now I’m in this darkest closet, tryin’ to figure out just how I’m gonna get my crazy ass up out this house You: Then he walks in and yells, “I’m home” Stranger: damn You: She says, “Honey, I’m in the room” You: Walks in there with a smile on his face You: Sayin’, “Honey, I’ve been missin’ you” You: She hops all over him and says, “I’ve cooked and ran your bath water” You: I’m tellin’ you now, this girl’s so good that she deserves an Oscar Stranger: soo cool. if it's true You: He throws her in the bed and start to snatchin’ her clothes off You: I’m in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on? You: You’re not gonna believe it but things get deeper as the story goes on Stranger: moar! You: Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone Stranger: and thay can hear it? You: I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate but from the way he act, I could tell it was too late You: He hopped up and said, “There’s a mystery going on and I’m gonna solve it” You: And I’m like, “God, please don’t let this man open this closet” Stranger: and theeen You: He walks in the bathroom and looks behind the door You: She says, “Baby, come back to bed” You: He says, "Bitch, say no more." You: He pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nails You: Then he walks back to the room You: Right now, I’m sweating like hell Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi! You: How are you? Stranger: Stranger: i'm fine Stranger: you Stranger: ? You: Bummed. Stranger: bummed? You: No guys wanna cyber with me... Stranger: hmm.. i'm not a guy.. i'm a girl Stranger: You: Wanna clam slam? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello=) You: flicker? Stranger: yes (= You: prove it. You: when i say ronnie the bear, you say: Stranger: öhh You: WRONG ANSWER, SHITBEARD. You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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