scottheisel Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you like hannah montana? Stranger: yhii Stranger: yess Stranger: do u stranger You: i don't. Stranger: right Stranger: im just kidding You: do you like jonas brothers? Stranger: dont know hos he is Stranger: Stranger: is he ggay? You: do you like tokio hotel? Stranger: a bit You: what about brokencyde? Stranger: where U from? You: BREE BREE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: haha Stranger: nigga Stranger: !!! Stranger: sucker Stranger: whait:P Stranger: man Stranger: we can talk U joker You: BREE BREE Stranger: come on;) You: do you like insane clown posse? Stranger: what a fuck is that man You: do you like the gaslight anthem? Stranger: are U p 12?? Stranger: nurd Stranger: fucking fag You: what is your favorite gaslight anthem song? Stranger: come on! Stranger: dont know You: do you like limp bizkit? Stranger: stop asking fucking gay thing now Stranger: yeSS½!! You: what is your favorite limp bizkit song? Stranger: du U like MILF? Stranger: i dont know,,the most famous You: do you like their cover of george michael's "faith"? Stranger: come on Stranger: cant we talk about som thing else You: BREE BREE MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAA You: BREE BREEEEEEEEEE Stranger: hhaa!! You: BC 13 You: do you like bring me the horizon? Stranger: ? Stranger: do *U like my as??? Stranger: yes u do Stranger: BREEEE Stranger: were U FROM? You: what is your favorite brokencyde song? Stranger: dont know Stranger: U are a funny guy ha? You: do you like nickelback? Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: what is your favorite nickelback song? Stranger: photograps You: how does that one go? Stranger: dont remember Stranger: are U a music freeek or what? Stranger: fag You: finish this phrase: You: look at this photograph, ___________ Stranger: hmm Stranger: hard! Stranger: give me the word Stranger: then i can the whole song You: look at this photograph, every _________ Stranger: time ,,,,, You: how does the rest of it go? Stranger: gunna be sombedy:P Stranger: lok att this!! Stranger: whai bro Stranger: this time Stranger: i wannar what is feels like You: my name is ronnie the bear. have you heard of me? Stranger: i know it by the feeling:P Stranger: noo You: if you had to guess, how big do you think ronnie the bear's penis is? Stranger: no body whants be the last ber Stranger: 30 inc You: is that your final answer? Stranger: yes You have disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: arghhhhhhhhh You: i said :"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" You: don't make me come aboard your ship Stranger: O_O You: are those boobs? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: lets do dirty stuff on webcams. You: ok Stranger: nice! dude or dudette? You: dudette!!!!!!!!!!!! You: you're a dude? Stranger: yeah Stranger: asl? You: you're cool with transexuals, right? Stranger: sure lets go! You: ok, so I want you to tuck your cock between your legs so I can only see your bush Stranger: haha i can do that. Stranger: msn? You: msn? my screen name? i'm cockwarrior. u? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 new dude trys to make fun of me and im like i bet you dont have a gf and hes like no i never have and is for real and keeps asking me for advice hes 21 and never had a gf im trying to get him laid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: New Brunswick? You: Old Brunswick, sorry.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi asl? You: dude, this last guy couldn't stop using the word "motherfucker" You: crazy, huh? You: and yes, i like anal Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: what is your favorite JB song? Stranger: JB song? hahaha Stranger: i dont like JB. You have disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: these people are nucking futs, aren't they? You: with the "asl" horeshit.. oh, wait.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you from brazil? You: YES! You: what side are you from? You: since you are so slow at typing, it must be the west side You: I'm from the east and if i ever see you i'll cut your fucking throat Stranger: ? Stranger: speak portuguease? You: don't you fucking talk back Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: funny, right? You: all these kids who like to curse and talk nonsense You: i wanna kick them all in their 2" cocks Stranger: Lol it's funny when u make fun of them You: and then make them lick my shoe. Stranger: 0_o You: u like when i make fun of them? You: watch this: You: these kids today, if i were their daddies I would fuck their mommies after playing with their anuses! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I like big butts and thongs! You: weird, I like big butts and I cannot lie! You: 2 great traits if you ask me Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 hahahaha this is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 HAHAHAH OHMYGOD!!!!Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ? You: Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date? But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? You: Let me tell ya a story of my situation You: I was talkin to this girl from the US nation Stranger: Oh please, I love a good confession You: The way that I met her was on tour at a concert. She had long hair and a short miniskirt Stranger: so it was not a Christian concert You: I was walkin through the crowd and guess who I met, Stranger: a rockstar? You: I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions To see if you are a hundred proof". You: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. Stranger: Aren't you a poet You: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra Stranger: i'm seriously taking notes now You: I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused. I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused". You: I started throwin bass, She started throwin' back mid-range but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange... You: Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man", She tried to pretend. She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend". Your conversational partner has disconnected. NEW VC CHALLENGE!!!!! see how far you can make it through Biz Markie's 'Just a Friend'. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Welcome to Microsoft service hotline. This is Brian. What can I do for you? You: Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date Stranger: yes You: But a year to make love she wanted you to wait You: Let me tell ya a story of my situation Stranger: sure Stranger: i'm all ears You: I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation You: The way that I met her was on tour at a concert You: She had long hair and a short miniskirt, I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat You: I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met? Stranger: your mother? You: I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth, So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof You: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah You: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra You: I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused You: I said, how do you like the show? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi stranger You: hello You: so what drives you to talk to strangers on the internet? Stranger: how's going? Stranger: boredom Stranger: you? You: dandy. watching double team. which sounds like a porn but really stars van dam and denis rodman You: so its like porn. because everyone went home from work sad and ashamed of what they did during the day of filming Stranger: wow You: as for why i chat with strangers on the internet Stranger: it's a good reason Stranger: asl? You: 24/m/ l? i have no idea You: what is l You: like LL Cool James? Stranger: location You: is the L if I'm in love You: ah Stranger: XD You: what is XD? You: i'm sorry. im used to talking in words You: location is Tennessee You: we have lots of whiskey You: and poor people Stranger: how sad You: not really You: our poor are super jolly Stranger: no? You: they sing You: they dance Stranger: ahah what xD? Stranger: like gypsys? You: no. gypsys can afford to move around. You: our poor are more like cement blocks You: they just kind of sit there Stranger: buskers? You: nope. our poor break their fingers pulling themselves up by their boot straps You: hard to play guitar or piano You: we do have a guy with diabites (spelling?) that plays drums on the street Stranger: ah i understand Stranger: sorry man but i bot to go You: but he lost his feet this winter so he doesn't use his kick drum anymore Stranger: *but i got to go You: you will not be forgiven You: i'll smell you in my dreams Stranger: rotfl Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 wow yeah, loving this site. i had a great conversation with a homophobic portuguese punk that says "lololololol" too much and loves heroin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yooo You: am i boring? Stranger: ASK CARLOS You: my boyfriend told me so right b4 we broke up Stranger: well why'd he say it You: i dunno.. i wouldn't let him put his hand under my shirt Stranger: ask him i was a FUCKING BADBOY IN THE CHAT ROOM Stranger: you wouldnt let him what? You: he wanted to touch my boobs. my dad would f-ing kill him Stranger: yh but if your dad never found out whats so bad You: because his hands were kinda dirty and my dad was in the next room Stranger: well you could have told him to wash them You: i did, but i was also nervous because i had never done it b4 Stranger: how old are you? You: 14 Stranger: DONT DO IT Stranger: dont let him touch you You: i didnt Stranger: dont do nothing till you turn at least 16 You: why? Stranger: you dont need to Stranger: if he dont want to wait then thats him Stranger: he obviously dont care that much You: he has touched my vagina hair though You: he said all girls let their bf's touch out his hands in her pants, so i let him. but he tried to put his finger up there Stranger: jus kiss Stranger: and wait till your 16 Stranger: or until you want to do it You: he also has kissed me down there You: but i didnt want to You: but i also kinda liked it Stranger: you'll enjoy it more when you actually want to do it You: but my friends think i'm lame and talk about it at lunch Stranger: tell them so what Stranger: one day they'll realise You: some of my friends have had sex, but not like me Stranger: how have you had sex? You: i let my brother try something a few years ago, it was in my butt.. like butt sex i think You: now i'm afraid to do more Stranger: looooool Stranger: what did he do? Stranger: n how'd he start it You: my parents were out of town and he made me a weird drink which i later found out had some licquor in it and maybe a pill or something You: i was sorta asleep, and he pulled my underwear down and i felt something hard but kinda soft wiggle into my butt. You: i think it was his penis You: i didn't tell anyone because i think he also put it in my mouth the same night and i'm embarased You: since then i haven;t let anyone do anything except my bf touch my vagina hair You: i don't know what to do now You: hello? you must think i'm a slut like my dad does You: Stranger: huh Stranger: no Stranger: why does your dad think your a slut You: i think he knows about my bf putting his hand down my pants and into my vagina and butt You: i feel so bad about it, i just want to be good and have people like me Stranger: lol people probably do like you Stranger: just you dont realise Stranger: i dont belive your real Stranger: ca i no i come on here just to chat shit lol Stranger: but if you are real i like you You: what? why do you lol so mcuh? and what do you mean i'm not real? Stranger: ca i cum on here just to terrorise sum1 but you managed to make me not to you You: what is "ca" Stranger: cause You: oh, ok.. well thanks for not terrorising me. i don't have many people i can talk to You: oand my bf used to like me, and same with my brother, but now my brother only visits on holidays. and my bf is now my ex. should i get back with him? Stranger: u got msn or anythign? You: no, my dad won't let me have it You: that's why i have to be on here.. i might let my ex have sex with me, but he's always talking about ATM or something Stranger: dunno wat that is You: my friend said it's ass to mouth, but i don't kno what that means You: like he wants to put his butt on my mouth, maybe? You: that's weird but i'd prolly do it just to be back with him You: he just called my cell, he's coming over since my parents arent home!!! Stranger: ok get naked den You: what? really? Stranger: yh wat u wearing? You: just jeans and a crop top and fluffy socks.. y? Stranger: well put a really short skirt on for him Stranger: wat country you from? Stranger: america You: i don't have a short skirt, and have a pair of jogging shorts that say "juicy". yeah, america Stranger: nah just get naked for hm You: should i do this ATM thing? Stranger: he'll like it Stranger: if u want Stranger: it sounds to me like you wanna fuck him You: i'm scared to do that.. my friend said boys like anal beeds. i don't know, i sorta do but i'm afraid i'll get in trouble if my dad or mom finds out You: ok, i'll just have sex with him. in my butt, then his.. and i'll lick it before i kiss him You: i think it's called a hersheys kiss Stranger: in his butt? Stranger: n how are you going to do that? You: with the anal beeds and my finger i guess You: and my tongue You: i have to go, he just pulled up Stranger: k good luck Stranger: ane be carefull You: *fingers crossed* Stranger: condom or dont do nothing Stranger: and DONT do it if ou dont want You: lol, teheheee.. he doesn't like condoms You: he says his penis is too big for them Stranger: you hae a bit at the top of the pussy lips rub that fast while hes doing it and it'll feel better Stranger: well dont do nothing Stranger: or just do it in the ass You: ok, thanks for making me realize i should do this so we can be together! bye!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 i love finns. this one guys is scaring the fuck out of me though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 ok just finished. i feel dirty. had to talk him away from assassination talk. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: whats up You: not much You: finishing term papers You: i pay too much money to have to work this hard in school. lol Stranger: lol. what do you study You: English but i'm finishing up my history minor Stranger: ok. where are u from You: writing eleven pages on the positive aspects of female genital mutilation is a pain You: i'm from TN. Stranger: hard issue You: yeah serious. You: i mean how do you fit all the positive aspects into just eleven pages? Stranger: so you have write some 10pages already? You: 10 and a half. just getting started You: i mean you've got four recognized types of female genital mutilation You: so you've got to spend some time focusing on each Stranger: set fonsize smaller You: ? Stranger: font size smaller so you can type more in 11 pages You: thats ture You: true You: but we're held to certain standards You: 12 point type You: times new roman Stranger: i thoughts so You: I think the most important part though is that i'm getting the message out there You: for far too long we've cut away useless skin on men You: we need to take the african example and do the same for our ladies. Stranger: thats fair enough You: the clitoris is just like foreskin only it can't be used to make jerking off feel better You: know what I mean vern? Stranger: isnt that just one thing that it does. for women? You: oh yeah. thats all it does] You: and thats only if they believe in it Stranger: heh You: the clitoris is like faries. the magic only works if you believe in it Stranger: there is no magic. believe me You: though clapping doesn't bring them back to life. You: i've tried. You: so............... You: i'm just assuming you're a guy Stranger: thats right You: or the coolest lady ever who understands why cutting off the diddle makes sense You: what you from You: where Stranger: from finland You: wow. do they do female genital cutting in finland?? Stranger: i think not. You: not even in your spar time? Stranger: not even You: your maximum prison term is only like 20 years right? no death penalty? You: i'm sure you could find a lady who'd be interested You: even if it was against the law you wouldn't go away for long Stranger: no death penalty here You: sweet You: so what brought you to omegle Stranger: im bored Stranger: and found this link from finnish forum You: the country has its own message board? You: we've got one You: its called stormfront You: its only for true americans Stranger: lol Stranger: for the white trash You: nah You: they let black people in now Stranger: oh Stranger: thats baad You: its really helped membershi[ You: no mexicans yet Stranger: i heard that you even have a black president You: its a lie. he's just a puppet of the zionist shadow government. You: he wasn't even born here You: he was born in africa Stranger: i wonder why nobody has yet tried to be a hero You: THIS IS THE CIA You: ... You: oh shit You: .... Stranger: of course it is You: I thought you were not supportive of the cause Stranger: greetings You: white trash and shit You: are you a poser? You: talking truth but spitting lies? Stranger: im a stanger You: like 2Pac? You: a stranger in world you don't understand? Stranger: i never liked him You: you should dude. That guy was so not a zionist You: he's actually the first black member of storm front Stranger: shitty music anyway You: yeah but he sure took a lot of money way from minorities Stranger: yeah. but ill go now. Stranger: bb. Stranger: write a great paper You: i will You: Fight the power Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 ^omg that one was way to good your a genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 This thread is GOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted April 14, 2009 Author Share Posted April 14, 2009 You: where do you live Stranger: iäm from SWEEEDEN =D everybody here likes chicken You: o wow me too You: i like it deep fried Stranger: oooh??seriouslyyy Stranger: ooho MC DONALDS <33 You: o yes You: i like to put a chicken sandwish inbetween a double cheeseburger You: its called a mcgangbang Stranger: can i buy supersized menuies in usa?? You: its sosooosos goood You: yes we can Stranger: oooh usa is a fat country, isn't it?=D and sweden is a little bit wannabe of your country so we like to also have our fat small pretty meals You: o man You: you shoudl try the mcganbang You: it so delicous Stranger: ooh?! what's in it`??? pigs? You: get a double cheeseburger then seperate it at the middle and put a mcchicken in betwen You: sosos good You: but i must be off to class be my friend k Stranger: haha ooooh you got me hungryyyyyy Stranger: what do you think about my splendid english???? isn't it PERFECT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I always pretend to be a girl to fool some dude into hitting on me, but it either doesn't happen (I talk to a lot of other "girls") or they don't get when I'm fucking with them...I suck at being a chick. You: Hello! Stranger: hi You: What's up? Stranger: how are you You: Little bummed You: It's hard being a girl on the internet. Stranger: oh You: How about you? Stranger: why Stranger: not bad You: You get on these things and 1,000 guys offer to show you their balls You: It's not incredibly interesting. You: I mean, I love balls (who doesn't) but it's not the best pick up line You: "Hey, nice to meet you...BALLS!" You: Ya'know what I mean? You: Course you do. You: What's you're name rookie? Stranger: lee Stranger: and u? You: Hey, I'll ask the questions here You: Erin You: Where you from Lee? Stranger: China You: And are you a guy or am I assuming? Stranger: yes sure You: China? No way. How stereotypical can you get. A dude from China named Lee?! You: That's racist You: Your parents were racist. Stranger: my english teacher named me You: So you're name's not really Lee? You: Or is that just what they call you? You: Also, your English is amazing. Probably better than mine. Stranger: so my real name is only a chinese name You: Word. Can I call you General Lee? Stranger: where r u from then? You: It's like my favorite Chinese food! Stranger: as you wish You: America! You: But that sucks because I bet you hate America, huh? Stranger: no Stranger: i am a graduated student You: Cool, I heard a lot of you hate our freedom. You: Are there a lot of black people in China? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 HAHAHAH OHMYGOD!!!!Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ? You: Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date? But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? You: Let me tell ya a story of my situation You: I was talkin to this girl from the US nation Stranger: Oh please, I love a good confession You: The way that I met her was on tour at a concert. She had long hair and a short miniskirt Stranger: so it was not a Christian concert You: I was walkin through the crowd and guess who I met, Stranger: a rockstar? You: I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some questions To see if you are a hundred proof". You: I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah. Stranger: Aren't you a poet You: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra Stranger: i'm seriously taking notes now You: I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused. I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused". You: I started throwin bass, She started throwin' back mid-range but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange... You: Then when I asked, "Do ya have a man", She tried to pretend. She said, "No I don't, I only have a friend". Your conversational partner has disconnected. NEW VC CHALLENGE!!!!! see how far you can make it through Biz Markie's 'Just a Friend'. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date? You: But a year to make love she wanted you to wait? You: Let me tell ya a story of my situation Stranger: yes do that plz You: I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation The way that I met her was on tour at a concert Stranger: oh okey You: She had long hair and a short miniskirt I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met You: I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah You: She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused I said, how do you like the show? You: She said, I was very amused I started throwin bass, she started throwin back mid-range You: But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend Stranger: may I ask, what band was playing ? You: She said, no I dont, I only have a friend Come on, Im not even goin for it You: This is what Im goin sing You: You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend And you say hes just a friend, oh baby You: So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time I thought just havin a friend couldnt be no crime You: cause I have friends and thats a fact Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq You: limp bizket Stranger: tell me more tell me more You: Forget about that, lets go into the story About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me So we started talkin, getttin familiar You: Spendin a lot of time so we can build up A relationship or some undderstanding You: How its gonna be in the future we was plannin Everything sounded so dandy and sweet I had no idea I was in for a treat You: After this was established, everything was cool The tour was over and she went back to school I called every day to see how she was doin You: Everytime that I ccalled her it seemed somethin was brewin I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend You: Dont gimme that, dont ever gimme that Jus bust this You: You, you got what I need but you say hes just a friend And you say hes just a friend, oh baby You: So I came to her college on a surprise visit To see my girl that was so exquisite You: It was a school day, I knew she was there The first semester of the school year I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm You: This guy made me fill out a visitors form He told me where it was and I as on my way To see my baby doll, I was happy to say You: I arrrived in front of the dormitory Yo, could you tell me where is door three? They showed me where it was for the moment You: I didnt know I was in for such an event So I came to her room and opened the door You: Oh, snap! guess what I saw? Stranger: the guy, with her? You: A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth You: I was so in shock my heart went down south Stranger: well, if u didnt mess him up real good ur a sissy. You: So please listen to the message that I say You: Dont ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend Stranger: yaya, some shiet like that has happend to me too Stranger: but i messed the boy up real good Stranger: You: oh word? Stranger: ya word. You: she said hes just a friend? Stranger: yup You: flicker? Stranger: and when i saw them together i freaked out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Stranger: According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. You: HHmm... You: I guess that makes today a good day to die... You: unless your in sweden. You: It's after midnight there. Stranger: hmm You: How are tuesdays for kicking the bucket? Stranger: naw You: No good? Stranger: monday is the day. You: So how should I do it? Stranger: drown Stranger: fire You: Well I can't do both. You: Also, not very imaginative. Stranger: hhmmmmm You: If Im gonna kill myself I'd better be something people are going to remember. Stranger: suicide by cop Stranger: they will remember You: Suicide by rent-a-cop would be better. You: I'll make the security guard at school kill me with his flashlight. Stranger: never seen somone get beat to death by a flashlifgt You: why would you have? You: ever seen a dude put a maglite in his anus? Stranger: sadly yes i have Stranger: spent 4 years in the Marines You: ..... they teach you that? You: I thought they didn't allow gay guys in the marines... Stranger: no. just dumb ass people with nothing but times on there hand Stranger: dont ask dont tell policy Stranger: they cant ask you You: But if you dont ask him why he put the flashlight in his asshole, he'll never tell you. Stranger: if you tell them or they find out Stranger: boredom is the only answer You: You know statistics say mondays are the favored day for ex marines to kill themselves. i read that somewhere. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Fuck your Biz Markie! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: What's the weather like today You: Can I tell you something You: ? Stranger: Can you tell me something? V V You: Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside You: down Stranger: Do you live in? You: and I'd like to take a minute so just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how I came to this town called Bellaire. You: In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days Stranger: oh Stranger: Beautiful place? You: chilling out, maxing, relaxing out acting all cool shooting some b-ball out side of the school You: when a couple of guys that were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood You: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bellaire". Stranger: Happen shot? You: I whistled for a cab You: and when it came in the license plate said fresh with a dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thought naw forget it, yo homes to Bellaire. Stranger: you are boy or girl? You: I pulled up to the house i grabbed my things and I yelled to cab yo homes smell ya later You: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bellaire. Stranger: .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 i also got rick roll'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 trying to do coolio now Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: You want to tell me what this is all about? Stranger: what what is all about? You: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nuttin left Stranger: hahaha Stranger: do you like harry potter? You: Cause I've been blastin' and laughin so long that Even my ma'ma thinks that my mind is gone You: i prefer lord of the rings Stranger: oh.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: let me ask you a question Stranger: m/f? You: you're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed You: the booty's two feet from your head You: should you You: A) take the time to find a condom You: you walk right over and you pound them You: or C) tell her that you want her love You: ? Stranger: r u crazy? Stranger: what's this? You: well You: the answer is D) all of the above Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi! You: You want to tell me what this is all about? Stranger: yes You: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nuttin left Stranger: what do you mean? You: Cause I've been blastin' and laughin so long that Even my ma'ma thinks that my mind is gone Stranger: thats not so good Stranger: how old are you? You: But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me, be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You: 17 Stranger: okey, and a girl right? You: You better watch how you talkin, and where you walkin Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk Stranger: what? You: I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc'- As they croak I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool Stranger: are you kiddin with me? You: not at all Stranger: i dont understand what you mean You: I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like Stranger: where aer you from? You: On my knees in the night Sayin prayers in the street light You: Norco Stranger: are you a poet? You: Look at the situation, they got me facing You: not at all You: are you? Stranger: where are you from? Stranger: no im not! You: I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strip So I gotta be down with the hood team You: im from norco Stranger: where is norco? You: Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams I'm a educated fool with money on my mind Stranger: africa? You: California Stranger: okey You: Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'ed out gangsta, set-trippin bange Stranger: are you singing? You: And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool You: no, singing is for chumps You: Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away Stranger: are you threatened? You: always Stranger: are you a gangster? You: I'm livin life do-or-die-a, what can I say? Stranger: i dont understand you Stranger: whats the problem? You: I'm 17 now, but will I live to see 18? Stranger: you cant You: The way things is goin' I don't know Stranger: what have you done? You: Tell me You: why are we, so blind to see That the ones we hurt, are you and me Stranger: hey mr poet Stranger: what have you done? You: i shot a turkey Stranger: bad guy Stranger: the bird or the man from turkey? You: the bird You: with the feathers Stranger: okey Stranger: did you get feathers in your mouth? You: We been spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise You: some of them You: Power and the money, money and the power Minute after minute, hour after hour You: Everybody's runnin, but half of them ain't lookin Stranger: so you gave done more than killed a turkey i think... You: What's goin on in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin Stranger: the turkeys? You: yea they go all over the place! You: They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me, If they cant understand it, how can they reach me? Stranger: what are you talking about Mr. Poet? You: I guess they can't; I guess they won't You: I guess they frutt; that's why I know my life is outta luck You: fool! You: the turkeys dont you get it? Stranger: i get it Stranger: i had a turkey girlfriend once You: wait? you have turkeys there too? You: I heard they're only out here! You: that gang is spreading quick! Stranger: yes! Stranger: i fuck turkeys in the mouth Stranger: do you? You: more ruthless than the bloods and the crips combined You: i prefer the gizzard Stranger: okey You: flicker? Stranger: do you like turkey-eggs? You: i like ostrich eggs Stranger: hey mr poet Stranger: good night You: better to fuck Stranger: go and kill a turkey You: GOBBLE GOBBLE! Stranger: you are hungry Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Stranger: you fuck dogs? You: Only big dogs. Stranger: what about zupdog You: I prefer retreivers Stranger: no do you have zupdog You: But I only fuck female dogs. You: otherwise that's gay. Stranger: you mean bitches You: them too! Stranger: same thing ass You: that's right. ass is ass. same thing. Stranger: do you have zupdog so we can watch dog porn together? You: will you jerk me off while we watch? Stranger: e-jerk you off Stranger: yea You: right. same thing. Stranger: yea its hard in zupdog though cuz you gotta keep your hand steady You: can I cum in your e-eye? Stranger: in my iEye? yea i guess Stranger: i dont have e-eye Stranger: Mac here You: then how can i e-cum after you e-jerk me? Stranger: someone ported it to mac Stranger: they kept the e though You: Dude, an apple? You're gay. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kouka Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: so stranger, what you want to talk about? You: life. specifically, the meaning of life You: or hot dogs Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: http://i40.tinypic.com/2l9rrck.jpg You: www.buttpluglover.com Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 ok just finished. i feel dirty. had to talk him away from assassination talk. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: whats up You: not much You: finishing term papers You: i pay too much money to have to work this hard in school. lol Stranger: lol. what do you study You: English but i'm finishing up my history minor Stranger: ok. where are u from You: writing eleven pages on the positive aspects of female genital mutilation is a pain You: i'm from TN. Stranger: hard issue You: yeah serious. You: i mean how do you fit all the positive aspects into just eleven pages? Stranger: so you have write some 10pages already? You: 10 and a half. just getting started You: i mean you've got four recognized types of female genital mutilation You: so you've got to spend some time focusing on each Stranger: set fonsize smaller You: ? Stranger: font size smaller so you can type more in 11 pages You: thats ture You: true You: but we're held to certain standards You: 12 point type You: times new roman Stranger: i thoughts so You: I think the most important part though is that i'm getting the message out there You: for far too long we've cut away useless skin on men You: we need to take the african example and do the same for our ladies. Stranger: thats fair enough You: the clitoris is just like foreskin only it can't be used to make jerking off feel better You: know what I mean vern? Stranger: isnt that just one thing that it does. for women? You: oh yeah. thats all it does] You: and thats only if they believe in it Stranger: heh You: the clitoris is like faries. the magic only works if you believe in it Stranger: there is no magic. believe me You: though clapping doesn't bring them back to life. You: i've tried. You: so............... You: i'm just assuming you're a guy Stranger: thats right You: or the coolest lady ever who understands why cutting off the diddle makes sense You: what you from You: where Stranger: from finland You: wow. do they do female genital cutting in finland?? Stranger: i think not. You: not even in your spar time? Stranger: not even You: your maximum prison term is only like 20 years right? no death penalty? You: i'm sure you could find a lady who'd be interested You: even if it was against the law you wouldn't go away for long Stranger: no death penalty here You: sweet You: so what brought you to omegle Stranger: im bored Stranger: and found this link from finnish forum You: the country has its own message board? You: we've got one You: its called stormfront You: its only for true americans Stranger: lol Stranger: for the white trash You: nah You: they let black people in now Stranger: oh Stranger: thats baad You: its really helped membershi[ You: no mexicans yet Stranger: i heard that you even have a black president You: its a lie. he's just a puppet of the zionist shadow government. You: he wasn't even born here You: he was born in africa Stranger: i wonder why nobody has yet tried to be a hero You: THIS IS THE CIA You: ... You: oh shit You: .... Stranger: of course it is You: I thought you were not supportive of the cause Stranger: greetings You: white trash and shit You: are you a poser? You: talking truth but spitting lies? Stranger: im a stanger You: like 2Pac? You: a stranger in world you don't understand? Stranger: i never liked him You: you should dude. That guy was so not a zionist You: he's actually the first black member of storm front Stranger: shitty music anyway You: yeah but he sure took a lot of money way from minorities Stranger: yeah. but ill go now. Stranger: bb. Stranger: write a great paper You: i will You: Fight the power Your conversational partner has disconnected. good one loki! funny shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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