takingchase Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Do guys really trick themselves into believing this? Absolutely. Until you live with a girl and then that myth is horribly and irreparably shattered. exactly, my ex pooped like 10 times a day. I didn't know what the hell was going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 frosted mini-wheats works wonders for the hard shits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Once I was sick on the crapper, and I simultaneously puked and shat. I did this once, but also tucked my member in the bowl for a piss too. I was terribly ill but I still found the funny side in it. once again...you can't do that, you'll lose internal pressure and implode...and become a midget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Once I was sick on the crapper, and I simultaneously puked and shat. I did this once, but also tucked my member in the bowl for a piss too. I was terribly ill but I still found the funny side in it. Wait, you mean you don't always piss and shit at the same time? That's the only way I know how to do it. When I sit down on a toilet it's a no holds barred escape from my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 More importantly, where do you usually keep your johnson when you're doing a deuce, if not in the bowl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Wait, you mean you don't always piss and shit at the same time? That's the only way I know how to do it. When I sit down on a toilet it's a no holds barred escape from my body. More importantly, where do you usually keep your johnson when you're doing a deuce, if not in the bowl? both of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takingchase Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I'm excited. I got drunk tonight and I pissed and pooped simultaneously tonight. Uncharted territory for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 when you eat something really spicy...and it kind of burns on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takingchase Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Has anyone every had bloody poops? I think I might have ecoli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Blood in the poop itself or blood in addition to the poop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takingchase Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I'm not really sure. I didn't play close enough attention. Blood was there though and not just a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intothewild Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I think your insides are dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Blood in the poo could be salmonella, amongst many other things. Perhaps it was an exceptionally large or jagged turd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takingchase Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Blood in the poo could be salmonella, amongst many other things. Perhaps it was an exceptionally large or jagged turd? nah, it was pretty normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrockvinyl25 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 true story: once i was super sick, throwing up 3 days straight. on the last day i was in my boxers with my face in the toilet, 35 min's in to throwing up (food poison) i had to shit.....well i pull off my boxers and shit straight on the lanoliam floor. 2 weeks ago on tour: in san diego i was shaking all day long. we started to set up and i could feel that it was gonna be a long set. 3 songs in i had thrown up in my mouth....after 12 songs i was done.....went to the bathroom to take a shit.....EXPLOSION!!!!! turn around as im pulling my pants up and threw up. it splashed so hard that shit flew out of the toilet in to my face and clothes. shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 i had bloody poop when i got food poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 dont struggle too hard... i dont want anyone getting anal prolapse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 the worst are the hangover poops where its just uncomfortable and your hungover so your head is spinning then you think youre done, go back to bed then like 15 mins later you have to poop again. that cycle has been lasting a good 2 hours for me now (im sitting on the toilet as im typing this) DAMN YOU SUSHI AND SAKI BOMBS!@! I don't drink, but there's nights where I wake up at 3am to shit, then again at 3:20, and so on. It sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partysmasher Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Once I was sick on the crapper, and I simultaneously puked and shat.Also, sometimes I sneeze and forcefully fart. done and done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partysmasher Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I'm not really sure. I didn't play close enough attention. Blood was there though and not just a little sometimes there's a dot of blood from excessive wiping, i like to call it a japanese flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 seriously this is less than $10 with shipping on amazon. I say get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 19, 2009 Author Share Posted April 19, 2009 Do guys really trick themselves into believing this? Absolutely. Until you live with a girl and then that myth is horribly and irreparably shattered. yeah i think the worst is walking into the bathroom and you almost die from the smell. it becomes so real at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Beer shit are just horrendous. They're really loud and smelly, and it's just an all around bad experience. I have a friend of mine who had something wrong with his intestines (since been fixed) and one day he came up to me and simply asked me: "Have you ever farted and then had your ankles feel wet?" I would imagine that would be the worst shit ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 I've also tried to poop without peeing at the same time, but I'm convinced it's simply impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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