pibbals Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 There is NOTHING like a good fart. Especially in the shower. Shit rocks. Maybe I'm just weird for thinking this, but I'd rather have a dank smelling fart than a good sounding one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Maybe I'm just weird for thinking this, but I'd rather have a dank smelling fart than a good sounding one. Fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pibbals Posted June 6, 2009 Author Share Posted June 6, 2009 Anyone can make a fart make noise, but if your farts are dropping birds, thats an accomplishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Anyone can make a fart make noise, but if your farts are dropping birds, thats an accomplishment. Fuck that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I love to fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Farting in the shower is the worst. However getting just the right sound is awesome. Farts never stop being funny. Two best fart stories are these: Best friend in high school carried one of those mini tape recorders with him for a week and filled up both sides of a mini cassette. He would count off the number and then record the fart then he would rewind and fast forward to find and play for you his favorites. "check out #68!" hilarious. I was at work and we had eaten some mighty taco on lunch(crappy fast food tacos). Everyone's tearing ass in the office and I feel a bad one brewing. I drop the bomb and the other two guys try and leave but i close and block the door and am just cracking up and fighting them away from the door. Finally they go to leave and the door is stuck shut. By this time everyone is laughing so hard and trying to get out and because im laughing so hard I just keep farting and its the funniest/worst thing ever, people on the outside of the office were kicking the door as hard as they could to get it open and eventually we had to break the door open using screwdrivers and shit. We had to order a whole new door and lock afterwards. I'm totally cracking up just writing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I love to fart. i can't stop farting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsteel Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I'd rather have a dank smelling fart than a good sounding one. Depends on the situation. Silent but smelly are awesome at the bar. Good sounding ones are best in quieter atmospheres with more intent listeners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Farting is on my top five all-time favorite things list, along with sleeping, eating, pooping and listening to music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 i love the farts where theyre so big that after theyre out you feel thinner. Also i am paranoid about farting in the shower. I'm no rocket scientist, but i always get paranoid that the fart particles and elements flow with the water and get stuck in my pores (my mind wanders, again not a rocket scientist) and i feel like i stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 i love the farts where theyre so big that after theyre out you feel thinner.Also i am paranoid about farting in the shower. I'm no rocket scientist, but i always get paranoid that the fart particles and elements flow with the water and get stuck in my pores (my mind wanders, again not a rocket scientist) and i feel like i stink. As opposed to them getting trapped in your jeans and ending up all over yourself? Man up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 i love the farts where theyre so big that after theyre out you feel thinner.Also i am paranoid about farting in the shower. I'm no rocket scientist, but i always get paranoid that the fart particles and elements flow with the water and get stuck in my pores (my mind wanders, again not a rocket scientist) and i feel like i stink. As opposed to them getting trapped in your jeans and ending up all over yourself? Man up! HAHAHAhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurrobear Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 the best sounding farts are when you can make it sound like a laser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I have terrible...terrible...terrible gas...all the time. I have for my whole life...I don't have IBS, I don't think, Just god-awful gas...always. I've tried changing my diet, cut out sodas/anything carbonated for a while in high-school...no avail. and apparently i have a distinctive odor as well...to the point, if I let a silent one go...even in a crowd...my friends will ask if I farted in the crowd...I'm talking like, if anybody else farts they have to ask, but whenever I do, they know immediately. It kinda sucks...but at the same time, it's all I've ever known...so I've grown used to it. The worst part is that my vehicle smells of fart and mildew 24/7 (it's a jeep and the doors leak whenever it rains)...which is terrible for first dates, I have no idea how I've ever kept a girlfriend b/c of the vehicle alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsteel Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I have terrible...terrible...terrible gas...all the time. I have for my whole life...I don't have IBS, I don't think, Just god-awful gas...always. I've tried changing my diet, cut out sodas/anything carbonated for a while in high-school...no avail. and apparently i have a distinctive odor as well...to the point, if I let a silent one go...even in a crowd...my friends will ask if I farted in the crowd...I'm talking like, if anybody else farts they have to ask, but whenever I do, they know immediately. It kinda sucks...but at the same time, it's all I've ever known...so I've grown used to it. The worst part is that my vehicle smells of fart and mildew 24/7 (it's a jeep and the doors leak whenever it rains)...which is terrible for first dates, I have no idea how I've ever kept a girlfriend b/c of the vehicle alone. This sounds more like a superpower rather than a curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 i like setting my farts on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 I love to fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I fart waaaaay tooo much. when I was in high school I had a bumper sticker that said "I <3 to fart" it was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptraina10 Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 I love to fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duhpunk Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 The best ones seem to happen when you can't control them. I was at my (ex)girlfriend's house and we were on the trampoline. She bet me I couldn't to a flip. When I tried, I landed on my heels (and for the life of me can't explain what happened next), then naturally on my ass. And somehow, because of the angle I landed, I completely blacked out in mid-air and my body went limp. The last thing I remember is everything going dark and me bouncing in the air ripping some of the most impressive wind I've ever heard. When I came to, she was still laughing. Still have no idea how it happened. But it was a funny story for us to revisit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 my girlfriend does not appreciate the air biscuits as much as we do it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leerobert Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 my girlfriend does not appreciate the air biscuits as much as we do it seems. Same, but mine burps a lot so she can't really complain, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 my old roomate came down this weekend. we went out drinking and ended up in a lesbian bar drinking to many pbrs at 3am. the next day i found him outside on my balcony sleeping in his underwear and a pillow only. he said it stunk to much when he farted he had to sleep outside. i didnt believe him. when we came in he ripped one and it honestly sounded like some nasty bubbling/gurgling noise, not like a fart at all. immediately he was led back out to the balcony while the apartment had adequate time to air out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaz725 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 farting is for sure a top 5 past time for me also, no girls allowed to post in this thread unless its "haha" or "thats gross" or something like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidamnesiac Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I have terrible...terrible...terrible gas...all the time. I have for my whole life...I don't have IBS, I don't think, Just god-awful gas...always. I've tried changing my diet, cut out sodas/anything carbonated for a while in high-school...no avail. and apparently i have a distinctive odor as well...to the point, if I let a silent one go...even in a crowd...my friends will ask if I farted in the crowd...I'm talking like, if anybody else farts they have to ask, but whenever I do, they know immediately. It kinda sucks...but at the same time, it's all I've ever known...so I've grown used to it. The worst part is that my vehicle smells of fart and mildew 24/7 (it's a jeep and the doors leak whenever it rains)...which is terrible for first dates, I have no idea how I've ever kept a girlfriend b/c of the vehicle alone.My buddy had this same problem and finally realized last year that he's lactose intolerant. But uh...farts are gross. Fuck this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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