lokithelion Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 My wife in the thirty minutes since she got home from work has made out with me let me motor boat her awesome boobs for five minutes gotten me a cold cherry pepsi talked about how awesome Akimbo is and gotten me out of going to a hipster party with a DJ cause hipsters blow. Now i'm listening to All Out War and she wants to make out more. After that we're watching Tru Blood, which means Anna Paquine boobies! FUCK YOU SATURDAY NIGHT! Anyone else really stoked on being married or have a wonderful lady in their life? Makes things so much better! Sorry it seems like bragging to anyone, we got married two weeks ago today and its awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Unfortunately, three seconds of exposure to Anna Paquin's teeth and/or acting make all those other things moot. Glad your domestication is going smoothly. Love you, G-balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Don't forget that she talked you into moving to a "safer" neighborhood where your bike got ganked. I'm an asshole. I used to have an awesome lady in my life but I blew it with a series of unfortunately bad decisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Side note, wait 'til she's preggers and see how awesome you think she is. (Love you, real life wife!) P.S. justhurryupandhavethebabyalreadyjesuschrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 She definitely seems like a top notch lady. Her artwork is damn good to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattstrike Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Brag, brag, brag. Fuckin' jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Brag, brag, brag.Fuckin' jerk. lol. loki, you going to fest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benc Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Agreed. Having a wife is great. She came home from a party and watched the rest of UFC with me and some buddies before going to bed. I'm going to go there now as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 My wife went out to lunch at California Pizza Kitchen with her mom while I was at work today and talked her mom into buying an entire tostada pizza for me b/c their leftovers weren't vegetarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattstrike Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 My wife went out to lunch at California Pizza Kitchen with her mom while I was at work today and talked her mom into buying an entire tostada pizza for me b/c their leftovers weren't vegetarian. Dude. You married a carnivore? WTF??? You actually kiss a meat-eater?? - a murderer!!!?? Totally not rooming with you @ Fest now. My god… DOES nobody have SCRUPLES anymore???!!!!!!! First it was Fawcett, then MJ, and now, a little piece of my heart has died. Oh Casey, we had such a bright future ahead of us… WHY??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I ate meat when we got married. One day she'll see the light. Also, it kind of evens out 'cause I eat her vagina sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattstrike Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Also, it kind of evens out 'cause I eat her vagina sometimes. Wow - they grow back? Like a lizard's tail? Or do you just eat a little at a time and save some for later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Also, it kind of evens out 'cause I eat her vagina sometimes. Wow - they grow back? Like a lizard's tail? Or do you just eat a little at a time and save some for later? He gives the leftovers to her mom in return for the tostada pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 It's a fair trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastepunk Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Being married is solid. Being married with a kid is even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I have a super solid chick but no ring yet. I want to start looking for rings but dont know where to start and dont know dick about anything of the sort. someone give me some tips. haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 this thread is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlovecolouredx Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 i didn't faith in wedding but after know ben and your wedding. it makes me know i wanna living with my girlfriend as soulmate.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 Brag, brag, brag.Fuckin' jerk. lol. loki, you going to fest? yep. just waiting for tickets to go on sale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 I have a super solid chick but no ring yet.I want to start looking for rings but dont know where to start and dont know dick about anything of the sort. someone give me some tips. haha. I gave my wife my great-grandmother's engagement ring. Don't believe the 2-months salary bullshit either. If your chick loves you, she'll go for a twistie-tie around her finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted July 12, 2009 Author Share Posted July 12, 2009 I have a super solid chick but no ring yet.I want to start looking for rings but dont know where to start and dont know dick about anything of the sort. someone give me some tips. haha. I gave my wife my great-grandmother's engagement ring. Don't believe the 2-months salary bullshit either. If your chick loves you, she'll go for a twistie-tie around her finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettall Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 If your chick loves you, she'll go for a twistie-tie around her finger. Testing this theory = bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 If your chick loves you, she'll go for a twistie-tie around her finger. Testing this theory = a good way to tell how shallow your betrothed is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 just got engaged last night after a Torche show, she hated Harvey Milk, but I guess I can forgive her, very stoked on it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 i have yet to find a dude who would make a good husband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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