my life according to alkaline trio

[danthemjfan23]

i'm bored. this made me less bored. but only slightly.

Using only SONG NAMES from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title.

Pick your Artist:

Alkaline Trio

Are you a male or female:

Exploding Boy

Describe yourself:

Every Thug Needs a Lady

How do you feel:

Bloodied Up

Describe where you currently live:

Dead End Road

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Heaven (yeah it's a cover i know)

Your favorite form of transportation:

Trucks and Trains

Your best friend is:

My Friend Peter (duh)

You and your best friends are:

Fine Without You

What's the weather like:

If We Never Go Inside

Favorite time of day:

Time To Waste

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

I'm Dying Tomorrow

What is life to you:

Maybe I'll Catch Fire

Your last relationship:

Over and Out

Your fear:

The Poison

What is the best advice you have to give:

You've Got So Far To Go

Thought for the Day:

Tuck Me In

How I would like to die:

Live Young, Die Fast

My soul's present condition:

Do You Wanna Know?

My motto:

Keep 'Em Coming

your turn.

[blupenguin]

Pick your Artist:

The Replacements

Are you a male or female:

20th Century Boy

Describe yourself:

Here Comes A Regular

How do you feel:

Unsatisfied

Describe where you currently live:

Buck Hill

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Happy Town

Your favorite form of transportation:

Skyway

Your best friend is:

More Cigarettes

You and your best friends are:

Achin To Be

What's the weather like:

Dose Of Thunder

Favorite time of day:

Nightclub Jitters

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Bastards Of Young

What is life to you:

One Wink At A Time

Your last relationship:

Favorite Thing

Your fear:

The Ledge

What is the best advice you have to give:

I Don't Know

Thought for the Day:

Beer For Breakfast

How I would like to die:

Like A Rolling Pin

My soul's present condition:

Left Of The Dial

My motto:

Kids Don't Follow

[lechevre]

Pick your Artist:

Smoking Popes

Are you a male or female:

Little Drummer Boy (cover)

Describe yourself:

Let's Hear It For Love

How do you feel:

Pretty Pathetic

Describe where you currently live:

The Corner

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Into The Summer Sky

Your favorite form of transportation:

Surf

Your best friend is:

Paul

You and your best friends are:

Writing a Letter

Favorite time of day:

Days Just Wave Good Bye

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Gotta Know Right Now

What is life to you:

Before I'm Gone

Your last relationship:

I Know You Love Me.

Your fear:

Just Broke Up With My girlfriend

What is the best advice you have to give:

Let Them Die

Thought for the Day:

Let's Hear It For Love

How I would like to die:

On The Shoulder

My soul's present condition:

Can't Find It

My motto:

I Was Right

[casey]

Was this your idea, Dan, or did you pick it up somewhere? Either way, it was fun.

Pick your Artist:

The Breeders

Are you a male or female:

Invisible Man

Describe yourself:

Cannonball

How do you feel:

Overglazed

Describe where you currently live:

Lime House

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Hellbound

Your favorite form of transportation:

Hoverin'

Your best friend is:

Metal Man

You and your best friends are:

Only in 3s

Favorite time of day:

Night of Joy

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

When I Was a Painter

What is life to you:

Fate to Fatal

Your last relationship:

Fortunately Gone

Your fear:

Sinister Foxx

What is the best advice you have to give:

Hapiness is a Warm Gun (cover)

Thought for the Day:

Walk it Off

How I would like to die:

Divine Hammer

My soul's present condition:

Opened

My motto:

I Just Wanna Get Along

[cadetapplesauce]

Pick your Artist:

Ben Folds

Are you a male or female:

Sentimental Guy

Describe yourself:

Rockin' The Suburbs

How do you feel:

There's Always Someone Cooler Than You

Describe where you currently live:

Prison Food

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Free Coffee Town

Your favorite form of transportation:

Wandering

Your best friend is:

Errant Dog

You and your best friends are:

Trusted

What's the weather like:

Not The Same

Favorite time of day:

Late

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Bastard

What is life to you:

Still Fighting It

Your last relationship:

Bitch Went Nuts

Your fear:

Way To Normal

What is the best advice you have to give:

Learn To Live With What You Are

Thought for the Day:

You Don't Know Me

How I would like to die:

Landed

My soul's present condition:

Evaporated

My motto:

Bitches Ain't Shit

[adamlikesmusic]

Was this your idea, Dan, or did you pick it up somewhere? Either way, it was fun.

Someone sent it to me on Facebook a few weeks ago.

Here's what I did a few weeks ago. Not sure if the questions match up completely, but it's the same concept.

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, answer these questions. Pass it on. You can't use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. Repost as "My Life According to (ARTIST NAME)".

Are you a male or female?

The Ramblin' Boys Of Pleasure

Describe yourself:

Porno And Snuff Films

How do you feel?

Like A Record Player

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Nebraska

Your favorite form of transportation:

The March Of The Elephants

Your best friend is:

Kevin Costner's Casino

Your favorite color is:

The Raw And Searing Flesh

What's the weather like?

Faintly Falling Ashes

Favorite time of day:

3am QVC Shopping Spree Hangover

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called?

Are You There Margaret? It's Me, God

What is life to you?

Boatless Booze Cruise

What are you looking for?

Great Lakes/Great Escapes

Have:

100 Resolutions

Wouldn't mind:

Ghost Stories

Your fear:

The First Eviction Notice

What is the best advice you have to give?

Cut It Up

If you could change your name, you would change it to:

The Revisionist

Thought for the Day:

The Devil's Taking Names

My motto:

Old Dogs Never Die

[danthemjfan23]

casey, i logged into facebook today for the first time in about 23824 years, and this was one of the things on my homepage that a friend had done. i totally thieved it, but i appreciate that you considered me clever enough to have come up with it on my own.

gabe,

Your last relationship:

Bitch Went Nuts

best answer in this thread.

[casey]

Your last relationship:

Bitch Went Nuts

best answer in this thread.

Agreed.

[tanukichu]

I did one of these on Facebook:

Pick your Artist:

Lifetime

Are you a male or female?

What She Said

Describe yourself:

Young, Loud and Scotty

How do you feel:

Alive

Describe where you currently live:

Somewhere In the Swamps of Jersey

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Theme Song for a New Brunswick Basement Show

Your favorite form of transportation:

Rodeo Clown

Your best friend is:

Myself

You and your best friends are:

Bringin' It Backwards

What's the weather like:

Just A Quiet Evening

Favorite time of day:

All Night Long

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

The Truth About Liars

What is life to you:

Records At Nite

Your last/current relationship:

The Boy's No Good

Your fear:

Spiders In A Garden

What is the best advice you have to give:

(The Gym Is) Neutral Territory

Thought for the Day:

Can't Think About It Now

How I would like to die:

Knives, Bats, New Tats

Your soul's present condition:

Ostrichsized

Most Faithful Companion:

Yeems Song for Nothing

My Motto:

Irony Is For Suckers

[andrew13]

here was mine i did last week.

Pick your Artist

Bomb the Music Industry!

Are you a male or female:

King of Minneapolis, Pts. I & II (or III & IV)

Describe yourself:

It Shits!!!

How do you feel:

Does Your Face Hurt? No? 'Cause It's Killing Me!!!

Describe where you currently live:

Funcoland vs. the Southern Electorate

or

The Soul Crushing Northeast

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Sweet Home Cananada

Your favorite form of transportation:

Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won't Solve Anything.

Your best friend?

Fresh Attitude, Young Body

You and your best friends are:

Gang of Four Meets the Stooges (but Boring)

What's the weather like:

Cold Chillin' Cold Chillin'

Favourite time of day:

Wednesday Night Drinkball

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Brian Wilson Says SMiLE aka My Beard of Defiance

What is life to you:

Come On, This Shit is Getting RIDICULOUS.

Your relationship:

Big Plans of Sleeping In

Your fear:

I'm Terrorfied!!!

What is the best advice you have to give:

Side Projects are Never Successful

Fuck The Fans

Thought for the Day:

It Ceases To Be "Whining" If You're Still "Shitting" Blood

How I would like to die:

Blow Your Brains Out On Live TV!!!

My soul's present condition:

I'm A Panic Bomb, Baby!

My motto:

If Assholes Got Awards, I'd Have a Trophy Case

[cadetapplesauce]

gabe,

Your last relationship:

Bitch Went Nuts

best answer in this thread.

i agree, too

[jimmythescumbag]

Good thing for the "Party Time For Assholes" cover album...

Pick your Artist:

The Vindictives

Are you a male or female:

The Invisible Man

Describe yourself:

Basket Case

How do you feel:

Impatient

Describe where you currently live:

Ain't Got No Home

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

In the Corner

Your favorite form of transportation:

Bike

Your best friend is:

Robot Man

You and your best friends are:

Turning Japanese

What's the weather like:

Eating Me Alive

Favorite time of day:

Medication Time

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

La-La Land

What is life to you:

Right Before Your Eyes

Your last relationship:

Left For Dead

Your fear:

Another Bad Day

What is the best advice you have to give:

Laugh Your Troubles Away

Thought for the Day:

Get Lost

How I would like to die:

Strychnine

My soul's present condition:

In Pursuit

My motto:

Accentuate the Positive

[rise3905]

ok so some of these make sense according to the lyrics, others just make sense according to the song title

Pick your Artist:

The Gaslight Anthem

Are you a male or female:

Even Cowgirls Get The Blues

Describe yourself:

I Could'a Been A Contender

How do you feel:

Wherefore Art Thou, Elvis?

Describe where you currently live:

Red At Night

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

The Patient Ferris Wheel

Your favorite form of transportation:

Old White Lincoln

Your best friend is:

Miles Davis And The Cool

You and your best friends are:

Boomboxes And Dictionaries

What's the weather like:

Red In The Morning

Favorite time of day:

Drive

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Angry Johnny And The Radio

What is life to you:

Great Expectations

Your last relationship:

We're Getting A Divorce, You Keep The Diner

Your fear:

Meet Me By The River's Edge

What is the best advice you have to give:

Here's Looking At You, Kid

Thought for the Day:

Say I Won't (Recognise)

How I would like to die:

The '59 Sound

My soul's present condition:

High Lonesome

My motto:

We Came To Dance

[martyk36]

I did one for Fugazi months ago on Facebook...

Pick Your Artist: Fugazi

Are you male or female: Glue Man

Describe yourself: Smallpox Champion

How do you feel about yourself: Two Beats Off

Describe where you currently live: Waiting Room

If you could go anywhere, where would you go?: Public Witness Program

Your best friend is: Reprovisional

Your favorite color is: Blueprint

What's the weather like: Burning Too

Favorite time of day: Nightshop

If your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Margin Walker

Feelings on high school: Last Chance for a Slow Dance

Feelings on college: Ex-spectator

What is life to you: Long Division

What is the best advice you have to give: Rend It

If you could change your name, what would it be: Brendan #1

Your favorite food is: Sweet and Low

What did you do last night?: untitled

What are your plans for tomorrow?: Steady Diet

How you would like to die: Walken's Syndrome

Your present condition: Full Disclosure

Your motto: KYEO (Keep Your Eyes Open)

[podface]

Pick your Artist:

Big D & the Kids Table

Are you a male or female:

Chin Up, Boy!

Describe yourself:

Stupid Mind

How do you feel:

Faded

Describe where you currently live:

Hell on Earth

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

We Can Live Anywhere!

Your favorite form of transportation:

Running Young

Your best friend is:

Jeremy (this is actually true!)

You and your best friends are:

Not Fucking Around

What's the weather like:

Known to be Blue

Favorite time of day:

Shining On

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Girls Against Drunk Bitches (this really wouldn’t be MY life as a TV show, but it sure as hell sounds like a show I’d wanna watch.)

What is life to you:

Steady Riot

Your last relationship:

My Girlfriend’s On Drugs

Your fear:

Scenesters

What is the best advice you have to give:

What The Hell Are You Going to Do?

Thought for the Day:

My Thoughts Take Me Away

How I would like to die:

Snakebite (or) Bender

My soul's present condition:

Safe Haven

My motto:

(We All Have To) Burn Something

[konk]

Pick your Artist:

Riverboat Gamblers

Are you a male or female:

Not The Guy

Describe yourself:

High Roller

How do you feel:

I'm Sick

Describe where you currently live:

Alexandria

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

The Curse Of The Ivory Coast

Your favorite form of transportation:

Meanmotormachine

Your best friend is:

Old Foamy

You and your best friends are:

What's What

What's the weather like:

On Again Off Again

Favorite time of day:

Let's Eat

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

The Art Of Getting Fucked

What is life to you:

Rent Is Due

Your last relationship:

Biz Loves Sluts

Your fear:

Sunday Dress

What is the best advice you have to give:

Robots May Break Your Heart

Thought for the Day:

It's Easy (To Write A Shitty Song)

How I would like to die:

Death By Stereo

My soul's present condition:

Black Nothing Of A Cat

My motto:

Sparks & Shots

[dylan]

Pick your artist: The Promise Ring

Male or Female: Best Looking Boys

Describe Yourself: I Never Trusted the Russians

How do you feel: Happiness is all the Rage

Describe where you currently live: Between Pacific Coasts

If you could go anywhere: Scenes from Parisian Life

Favorite form of transportation: Make Me a Chevy

Your best friend is: All Good Souls

What's the weather like: Half Year Sun

Favorite time of day: Happy Hour

If you were a T.V. show, what would it be called: Arms and Danger

What is Life to You: Letters to the Far Reaches

Your Fear: Red & Blue Jeans

What is the best advice to give: Suffer Never

Thought for the Day: Become One Anything One Time

How would you like to die: Run Down the Waterfall

My Soul's present condition: Living Around

My Motto: Get on the Floor

[saxamaphone]

Meh.

Pick your Artist:

Steely Dan

Are you a male or female?

Razor Boy

Describe yourself:

King of the World

How do you feel:

Through with Buzz

Describe where you currently live:

Barrytown

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

The Caves of Altamira

Your favorite form of transportation:

Midnight Cruiser

Your best friend is:

Deacon Blues

You and your best friends are:

Reelin' in the Years

What's the weather like:

Chain Lightning

Favorite time of day:

Night by Night

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Only a Fool Would Say That

What is life to you:

Dirty Work

Your last/current relationship:

The Royal Scam

Your fear:

My Rival

What is the best advice you have to give:

Rikki Don't Lose That Number

Thought for the Day:

Daddy Don't Live in That New York City No More

How I would like to die:

With a Gun

Your soul's present condition:

Monkey in Your Soul

Most Faithful Companion:

Kid Charlemagne

My Motto:

Home at Last

[littlejonnyhormone]

Pick your nose.

[lechevre]

gabe,

best answer in this thread.

i agree, too

I'll be a jerk, I prefer Bitch went Nutz...

better version...

haha,

just messing with you Gabe!

[drabley]

Good times.

I'd like to see someone else try this with Sonic Youth as well. I had second answers for most of these. The possibilities are pretty much endless given the extensiveness of their catalog.

Pick your Artist:

Sonic Youth

Are you a male or female:

Turquoise Boy

Describe yourself:

Under the Influence of the Jesus and Mary Chain

How do you feel:

Winner's Blues

Describe where you currently live:

Florida Oil Drums

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

The Diamond Sea

Your favorite form of transportation:

Dirty Boots

Your best friend is:

My Friend Goo

You and your best friends are:

Lord of Your Thighs

What's the weather like:

Lightnin'

Favorite time of day:

Blow Job?

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

I Killed Christgau With My Big Fuckin' Dick

What is life to you:

Audience

Your last relationship:

Wish Fulfillment

Your fear:

Non-Metal Dude Wearing Metal Tee

What is the best advice you have to give:

Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope

Thought for the Day:

Oh Bondage, Up Yours!

How I would like to die:

Moist Vagina

My soul's present condition:

Disconnection Notice

My motto:

Youth Against Fascism

[jhulud]

Pick your Artist:

The Mighty Mighty Bosstones

Are you a male or female:

Rascal King

Describe yourself:

A Little Bit Ugly

How do you feel:

Desensitized

Describe where you currently live:

The Cave

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Detroit Rock City (a cover, I know)

Your favorite form of transportation:

Almost Anything Goes

Your best friend is:

Haji

You and your best friends are:

Bad In Plaid

What's the weather like:

365 Days

Favorite time of day:

Lights Out

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

I'll Drinkt To That

What is life to you:

Don't Know How To Party

Your last relationship:

Where'd You Go?

Your fear:

Illegal Left

What is the best advice you have to give:

Do Somethin' Crazy

Thought for the Day:

Pictures To Prove It

How I would like to die:

Toxic Toast

My soul's present condition:

Howwhywuz, Howwhyam

My motto:

Hope I Never Lose My Wallet

[jinxremoving]

Pick your Artist:

jawbreaker

Are you a male or female:

Lurker II: Dark Son of Night

Describe yourself:

Busy

How do you feel:

Jet Black

Describe where you currently live:

condition Oakland

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

West Bay Invitational

Your favorite form of transportation:

Boxcar

Your best friend is:

Donatello

You and your best friends are:

Accident Prone

What's the weather like:

Fine Day

Favorite time of day:

Sleep

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Ashtray monument

What is life to you:

incomplete

Your last relationship:

Do you still hate me?

Your fear:

Friendly Fire

What is the best advice you have to give:

Shield your eyes

Thought for the Day:

Peel it the fuck down

How I would like to die:

Gutless

My soul's present condition:

Ache

My motto:

Kiss the bottle

[mclz]

Pick your Artist:

Rancid

Are you a male or female:

Junkie Man

Describe yourself:

Cash, Culture And Violence

How do you feel:

Disgruntled

Describe where you currently live:

Avenues & Alleyways

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

Journey To The End Of The East Bay

Your favorite form of transportation:

Daly City Train

Your best friend is:

Young Al Capone

You and your best friends are:

Out Of Control

What's the weather like:

Whirlwind

Favorite time of day:

The 11th Hour

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Life Won't Wait

What is life to you:

Disorder & Disarray

Your last relationship:

You Don't Care Nothin'

Your fear:

Poison

What is the best advice you have to give:

Stand Your Ground

Thought for the Day:

Who Would've Thought

How I would like to die:

Rigged On A Fix

My soul's present condition:

Disconnected

My motto:

I Am The One

[bizarospeak]

I did this on the facebook, and also used some lyrics.

Pick your Artist:

The Dillinger Escape Plan

Are you a male or female:

Bitch I'm the wolf!

Describe yourself:

Sunshine The Warewolf

How do you feel:

I'm the best you'll ever have!

Describe where you currently live:

43% Burned

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

82588

Your favorite form of transportation:

Milk Lizard

Your best friend is:

Horse Hunter

You and your best friends are:

Panasonic Youth

What's the weather like:

We Are The Storm

Favorite time of day:

Sick On Sunday

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

The Mullet Burden

What is life to you:

I just want to, knock you off your horse

Your last relationship:

Deeeeessstroyeerrrr! they'll be another just like you!

Your fear:

Weekend Sex Change

What is the best advice you have to give:

Don't fall for me!

Thought for the Day:

HUSH BABY NOW DON'T SAY A WORD!

How I would like to die:

Dead As History

My soul's present condition:

Now I hang my skin, this skin, transparent words of sin

My motto:

We're not trying to Im-press-you!