Guest afsdan Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 OK...so these asshats moved in last month, and it's like living next to a frat house. There's 5-6 of them, and it seems like all they do is yell. One of the girls that lives there seems to bitch at nearly everything. "THERE'S NO SCREENS IN THE WINDOWS" "THEY LEFT ALL THEIR TOOLS HERE" (keep in mind they moved in before the construction dudes were finished) Since then, the only thing I hear from these people is yelling and complaining. It's how they speak to each other, seemingly. well, last night seemed to be the last straw. I'm woken from a pretty decent slumber by one of them yelling "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY". it was pretty startling, and suddenly there was another "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY". This is coming directly into my bedroom window, as it faces their house. Turns out, one of the dudes is in his front yard, and gives another few "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY"'s, by the time I step outside to give him a "SHUT THE FUCK UP", he slips inside his house. I live on a busy street, so I'm used to noise, cars, alarms, barking dogs, the bar across the street letting out, etc. I'm a pretty patient dude, but being woken up by this douchebag screaming at 2-3 in the morning has really got my blood boiling. What advice do you folks have? I'm not necessarily looking to murder them. But I would LOVE to fuck with them bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Get yourself an un-registered pre-pay phone, find out one of their names, you already know the address. Start ordering lots of taxi's, Pizza, sand, Gravel, Skips anything that they will deliver and will collect payment on delivery. Also go to a catalog website and order them lots of free magazines, catalogs and free samples. Then just sit at your window, watch and enjoy. Edit Forgot to add strippers to the first list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kevinb Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 water balloon launcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deville Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 maybe you should get some crack and leave it in their place, and then call the cops as a concerned citizen telling them that you think they are selling drugs out of there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 maybe you should get some crack and leave it in their place, and then call the cops as a concerned citizen telling them that you think they are selling drugs out of there. i used to caddy from the time i was 14 til i was 20. the place at which i worked employed lots of mexicans as caddies, as well, including the caddymaster who lived in a house with a bunch of them just off the grounds. they ALLLLLL did drugs, namely coke. everybody knew, but they sold to the members so they were never reported. at first i didn't really care because i was making good money for a 14 year old, but as the years went on and things started getting much shadier, i really wanted to call the cops and let them know there were thousands of dollars of drugs in the house. never had the balls to do it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 release fleas in their house? leave raw meat outside their door and lure wild animals to their doorstep, sneak into their house and hide raw fish in couches, on top of cabinets... or call the police and log noise complaints. as long as you have a rock solid alibi you can pretty much get away with anything...let your imagination run wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Forgot to add strippers to the first list. do this one, hilarity will ensue. a friend and i did this to a cop about seven years ago. the tale is still told around campfires in morrow, ga till this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest afsdan Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 a friend told me to superglue ball bearings inside the caps that go on the air nozzles on the tires. it'll leak slowly so come morning, they have flat tires. that one's the winner so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Exlax in their pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 a friend told me to superglue ball bearings inside the caps that go on the air nozzles on the tires. it'll leak slowly so come morning, they have flat tires.that one's the winner so far. imagine the yelling that'll come from that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 superglue their doors shut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Or you could talk to them, like an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayeffscene Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Or you could talk to them, like an adult. Shut up dickless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 fill up their cars with packing peanuts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 break into their car and fill their vents w/ three hole punch holes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 break into their car and fill their vents w/ three hole punch holes. If there was a way to hide one of those party blowers in there, too, that would be amazing. Then, when the A/C got turned on, the confetti would blow everywhere while the little noisemaker went off. And you could yell "Surprise" out of your window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 at 4 AM blow an airhorn into one of their open bedroom windows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 You could also just kill their parents, turn them into chili, and then feed it to your neighbors in front of their favorite band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borosel Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 rape em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timothy Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Get yourself an un-registered pre-pay phone, find out one of their names, you already know the address. Start ordering lots of taxi's, Pizza, sand, Gravel, Skips anything that they will deliver and will collect payment on delivery.Also go to a catalog website and order them lots of free magazines, catalogs and free samples. Then just sit at your window, watch and enjoy. Edit Forgot to add strippers to the first list. yeah and waste the time and resources of people who are trying to make a living. fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Another Tom Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Get yourself an un-registered pre-pay phone, find out one of their names, you already know the address. Start ordering lots of taxi's, Pizza, sand, Gravel, Skips anything that they will deliver and will collect payment on delivery.Also go to a catalog website and order them lots of free magazines, catalogs and free samples. Then just sit at your window, watch and enjoy. Edit Forgot to add strippers to the first list. yeah and waste the time and resources of people who are trying to make a living. fucking retarded. True, but revenge is a selfish motive. I'm sure dominoes won't mind sacrificing a medium margarita to see an angry stripper demand money from noisy neighbour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damagdsole Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 rent the movie dirty work, watch it, then do the stuff they do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 break into their car and fill their vents w/ three hole punch holes. If there was a way to hide one of those party blowers in there, too, that would be amazing. Then, when the A/C got turned on, the confetti would blow everywhere while the little noisemaker went off. And you could yell "Surprise" out of your window. This, but with a little powdered anthrax mixed with the confetti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 You could also just kill their parents, turn them into chili, and then feed it to your neighbors in front of their favorite band. hahaha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhamm212 Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Thread titles like this remind me why I love this board. I have nothing useful to contribute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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