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oh my god this is amazing that you bring this up again!

i just saw Paul F. Tompkins (with kurtmanner, actually) do standup in chicago last weekend, and he talked for about 5 minutes about why cake is better than pie. it basically boiled down to this: cake has icing, pie does not.

he also went on to mention how possibly the best food to ever not be created yet is a pie that has icing on it. i will definitely make that at some point, but i'm trying to figure out what kind of pie and what kind of icing that would go best together.

any suggestions?

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oh my god this is amazing that you bring this up again!

i just saw Paul F. Tompkins (with kurtmanner, actually) do standup in chicago last weekend, and he talked for about 5 minutes about why cake is better than pie. it basically boiled down to this: cake has icing, pie does not.

he also went on to mention how possibly the best food to ever not be created yet is a pie that has icing on it. i will definitely make that at some point, but i'm trying to figure out what kind of pie and what kind of icing that would go best together.

any suggestions?

DUDE i was there, that was awesome

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i just saw Paul F. Tompkins (with kurtmanner, actually) do standup in chicago last weekend

DUDE i was there, that was awesome

oh man i wish i would have connected with you!! kurt and i were sitting in one of the back rows in the middle section after you walked in the doors on the left.

i was seriously dying laughing almost the entire time. i never thought he was THAT funny, but he had me in stitches almost the entire set (which, i don't know if you noticed or not, but it went like 25 minutes long... they kept flashing the light and he kept ignoring it haha)

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pie pie pie. can't stand frosting, cake is ok when there's no frosting but it's also a little boring. when it comes to pie there is so much more amazing variety, so pie it is. i love pie.

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DUDE i was there, that was awesome

oh man i wish i would have connected with you!! kurt and i were sitting in one of the back rows in the middle section after you walked in the doors on the left.

i was seriously dying laughing almost the entire time. i never thought he was THAT funny, but he had me in stitches almost the entire set (which, i don't know if you noticed or not, but it went like 25 minutes long... they kept flashing the light and he kept ignoring it haha)

no way, i was in the last row pretty much right in the middle. when he told that woman to keep her fucking mouth shut, so good. also: 'if we were in new york right now, we'd be unwrapping a mummy...what's he hiding under them bandages?'

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What is all this bullshit? Pie? Fucking pie? Seriously? That bullshit of a dry crust filled with warm, sickeningly sweet fruit? What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Cake all the god damn way. Have you been eating shitty cake your whole life? Some yellow cake entaments bullshit with some fucking nasty buttercream frosting? Because let me tell you, fucking cake rules your face! That's why they have it for birthdays, weddings, office promotions, even your fucking wake will have a cake! Because cake is the best shit ever.

Chocolate, Kuluah, Orange cake for the fucking win.

You all sicken me. Pie? Get that shit the fuck out of here.

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˜Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.

"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm the Church of England!" Cake or death?"”

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