tomoleksy Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 "I wanna thank my beard for coming tonight, thanks thanks. Anyway for anyone whose listening, I deplore guy or girl, to grow a beard as fast as possible because when the apocalypse comes its gunna be a free ticket outta there." -Keith Buckely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Neck beards are pretty dope. just grow that out and the chicks will swarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 My beard grows like 1/4 in then stops and looks really dirty. I wish I could grow a real beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I have one, but I just trimmed it tight and right, it was getting out of control.One the topic of facial hair...my coworkers and I are doing two things: First, is stachetoberfest. We all shave clean the last day of September and have to maintain a mustache until Halloween (the judging will be at a halloween party). The winner gets a nice barber shave at the location of their choice. However, from Halloween night to New Year's Eve, we're dong "happy new beard" where you don't shave between those days (shaving is only allowed to shape and manicure your beard). The prize for the winner of that is yet to be determined. Each event will feature a trip to Sears for a group portrat...the mustache one is going to rule. sounds like fun. I can never keep one for that long. The itching kills me and then the girlfriend hates beards because they hurt her face! boo woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 this girl i like always gets really mad when i have any sort of beard growth on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 this girl i like always gets really mad when i have any sort of beard growth on my face That's a good sign that she sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 this girl i like always gets really mad when i have any sort of beard growth on my face That's a good sign that she sucks. very true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 That's a good sign that she sucks. very true. indeed. I shaved my beard off one summer when i was way too hot, and my girlfriend go really bummed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I can't grow a completly full beard but my girlfriend forbids me to shave it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 she doesn't like me anyway, she's too obsessed with various front"men' of your average screamo bands, eg. chiodos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 i have the beard as well... possible pics later? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 she doesn't like me anyway, she's too obsessed with various front"men' of your average screamo bands, eg. chiodos grow it out, if she pitches a fit or says something tell her you like it and if she doesn't oh well. i bet you she likes you more, not less, after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 she doesn't like me anyway, she's too obsessed with various front"men' of your average screamo bands, eg. chiodos Yet another sign she sucks. You need to forget about this girl dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 seriously though, how many girls do you think there are at my school that know what the the words 'every time i die' mean? every single one i talk to. i should just start talking to her like this guy http://youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 If a girl can't love you with a beard, then she's not worthy of ever seeing you clean-shaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest falloutcollapse Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 ^best thing i have ever heard in my entire life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 If a girl can't love you with a beard, then she's not worthy of ever seeing you clean-shaven. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 My wife was on the fence about the beard idea when I started cultivating it a few years back...one day I got tired of it and shaved it off and she was pissed. She learned to love and respect it, like every good woman should. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 I've been rocking a beard for 4 years now. I don't know if I could go without it. I trim about once every other month. I can't imagine what its like to not have a beard anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotnerd Posted September 12, 2007 Author Share Posted September 12, 2007 i look WAY younger without the beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 i look WAY younger without the beard. haha i look like a seriously overgrown 12 year old without the beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 For some reason when I grow out a beard, it comes out patchy...but I do have some rawkin' sideburn...or rather, chops...or so I'm told... : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest vito Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 i just shaved mine on thursday and i immediately got really bummed out. form now on, a razor only touches my face to trim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 this is the best i've been able to do this summer because i keep having to mc weddings ever few weeks and i gotta shave it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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