partysmasher Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Update: Jake, you and the boys need 4903 more plays today to hit your quota. "Yeah, we don't have 5000 plays today. Yet." only 4,196 to go! fucking hell, band is so shit, glad myspace don't start streaming the songs every time you click on the page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 For those who missed it. Guy started boasting about how great his band was and how everyone else was "fucking ass-holes". He was really hostile and just kept feeding the fire by attacking people in a bad way with a lot of "fuck you" thrown around. Each post would end in "lol" and he came off as a psychotic prick. He was also dumb enough to post a link to his band's myspace and the board exploded with epic hilarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 And, in the process, he managed to create a whole new sub-genre of music: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Yessss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 More lulz than one can handle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 VC/SH should get on this shit while it's fresh out of the oven. Could move some mad units and get this ship sailing straight again. Virgil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 this is too much hilarity for one man to handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 VC/SH should get on this shit while it's fresh out of the oven. I see what you did there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davezer Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 On a serious note: Every Time I see that Sbarro Core logo, I crave pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasonskanks Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Jakie's daily schedule:11 AM - Wake up 11:15 - Reheat pizza 11:30 - Watch cartoons 12 PM - Get ready for band practice (picking which black v-neck and doing his hair takes up most of this time) 1:30 - Ask mom for a ride over to the abercrombie models house 1:45 - Gather around the computer to check out how many friends and comments they got 3:30 - Practice choreographed head banging 4:30 - Play through all their songs 4:45 - Decide what hot topic to play at next 5:00 - Call up mom for a ride home 5:15 - Lurk on vinyl trade boards because he is no longer welcome to post 8:00 - Call up some friends to hang out (none answer) 8:30 - Get back on myspace and claim to be any of the other members besides the old guy in an attempt to pick up chicks. 10:30 - Masterbate 11:00 - Cry 11:30 - Fall asleep Repeat. whats wrong with this schedule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 Jakie's daily schedule:11 AM - Wake up 11:15 - Reheat pizza 11:30 - Watch cartoons 12 PM - Get ready for band practice (picking which black v-neck and doing his hair takes up most of this time) 1:30 - Ask mom for a ride over to the abercrombie models house 1:45 - Gather around the computer to check out how many friends and comments they got 3:30 - Practice choreographed head banging 4:30 - Play through all their songs 4:45 - Decide what hot topic to play at next 5:00 - Call up mom for a ride home 5:15 - Lurk on vinyl trade boards because he is no longer welcome to post 8:00 - Call up some friends to hang out (none answer) 8:30 - Get back on myspace and claim to be any of the other members besides the old guy in an attempt to pick up chicks. 10:30 - Masterbate 11:00 - Cry 11:30 - Fall asleep Repeat. whats wrong with this schedule? he forgot chick-fil-A at 7:13 with the bros, thats what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
googlemyass Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 VC/SH should get on this shit while it's fresh out of the oven. I see what you did there... and i LIKED IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Jakie's daily schedule:11 AM - Wake up 11:15 - Reheat pizza 11:30 - Watch cartoons 12 PM - Get ready for band practice (picking which black v-neck and doing his hair takes up most of this time) 1:30 - Ask mom for a ride over to the abercrombie models house 1:45 - Gather around the computer to check out how many friends and comments they got 3:30 - Practice choreographed head banging 4:30 - Play through all their songs 4:45 - Decide what hot topic to play at next 5:00 - Call up mom for a ride home 5:15 - Lurk on vinyl trade boards because he is no longer welcome to post 8:00 - Call up some friends to hang out (none answer) 8:30 - Get back on myspace and claim to be any of the other members besides the old guy in an attempt to pick up chicks. 10:30 - Masterbate 11:00 - Cry 11:30 - Fall asleep Repeat. whats wrong with this schedule? it would have been funnier if it read 4:30 - play through all their songs 4:36 - play through all their songs again also, he spelled masturbate wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 whats wrong with this schedule? it would have been funnier if it read 4:30 - play through all their songs 4:36 - play through all their songs again also, he spelled masturbate wrong. oooooo look its the masturbation police! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 at your service Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 "Now, I don't want to say that kiss was hot, but if the boner police are here, I need a lawyer!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 and so does jakie, who apparently created this image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I hate seeing beautiful Jewish man Andy Samberg defiled like that. Then again, Jakie does hate the Jews. I think Andy and I should make a beautiful Japanese/Jew baby to spite him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 jewpanese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davezer Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 jewpanese? i loled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 BUMP for SBARRO CORE edgedestroys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Spellt** it would have been funnier if it read4:30 - play through all their songs4:36 - play through all their songs againalso, he spelled masturbate wrong. xadamhudsonx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek™ Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 my god, his tradelist is fucking ridiculous, both the haves and wants.. his music taste is so poor that he almost seems like a troll. Not sure if he's revised his list since this post... but at a glance, his humble collection encompasses pretty much every band that the "typical" VC member gets off on. That's got to speak volumes about one party or the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xadamhudsonx Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Derek- You know you're quoting a post from 2010 and googlemyass isn't even on the boards anymore... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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