motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 i got laid off two months ago from my full time job and have been tossing pizza for the last month and a half. anyway, i could not stand working for mellow mushroom anymore and needed to get back to a nice 40 hour work week again. i quit mellow and quit smoking weed a week later when my stash ran out just in case a job offer popped up and low and behold one fell into my lap thursday. i went and bought an at home drug test from cvs friday and failed the hell out of it. i have been on my bike for the last two weeks pretty hard (minus yesterday and today) and drinking lots of water. im a pretty lean dude (6'1 and 161 lbs.). i have also been taking three niacin a night before bed for the last three nights (not healthy i know) because i have four friends who swear by it. tomorrow is the big day for the drug test. i have a detox to drink an hour before i go in plus shit loads of water. i know none of these are full proof but i figure all of this combined should help. any other tips (besides dont smoke)? also, i know those detox drinks are just temporary and actually detoxes but i have used one before the day after i smoked and it worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnywreck Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 personally, i don't trust anything other than the substitution method. freeze a friend's piss until you need it, put it in the microwave for 10 seconds, slap a hand warmer on the bottle, and tuck in between your legs. the hand warmer should keep it at the right temperature. other than that, i wish you well! hopefully, one day soon, we won't have to worry about what we do on our own free time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 i wan to go with that method but the few times i have had to take a drug test for a job there is either someone in the room or they make you keep the door open. wanna hear something thats nuts? my girlfriend is a teacher here in georgia and they dont have to take drug tests to sign a contract. ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 by the way, niacin must be what hell is like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hankmurphy Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html My previous post was inaccurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 im trying to finish my second 64 oz. gatorade before bed and then its all water in the morning before the "detox"! together we will beat the system! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 take a few shots of vineger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 i have had two friends do this while i was present. i dont think i have it in me, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 it works man, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 oh, i know. i just dont think i could hold it down is all. between the dangerous amounts of niacin, shit ton of biking, ungodly amounts of water/gatorade, and the detox i think i should be good. just looking for other small tips. thanks for the advise though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Eat nothing but fruits and vegetables, really helps detoxify the body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 It's good that you stopped working out 2 days ago. You also want to eat big meals and not a lot of sugar. also I found this too. Another theory about how to pass a urine test that you’ve probably read about is taking huge amounts of niacin – and this one really makes me crazy. Not only is it useless for passing a drug test, you can actually cause permanent damage to your liver if you overdose on it. Which isn’t that hard to do when you’re taking like 100 times or more the recommended daily dose. This one got started years ago from a book written by the late L. Ron Hubbard (the founder of Scientology). The book was about a purification/detoxification program for drug addicts, among other things. I’m not saying niacin isn’t an important vitamin, but Hubbard thought it could basically cure cancer and save the world. But um, last I checked the guy never got any degrees in medicine or nutrition, so his advice is based on his opinion alone, not fact. And then there’s that whole Scientology thing. That’s all I’ll say about that… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 water and cranberry juice. Three days of all that should be plenty though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbanargyle Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 In the military when you take a piss test, someone has to actually watch the urine leaving your body. It's pretty unsettling. My first piss test as a civilian (although still for a government job), they handed me a cup and showed me where the bathroom was. I was shocked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 i know the niacin one isnt supposed to work but here is my argument on that one. four friends of mine, and i dont mean friends of friends and or that kind of thing, have used this and swear by it. one has used niacin on four different occasions for work. one of them smoked a blunt, took 2000mg and then when and took the test high and passed. i know this sounds dumb and im not trying to argue with science here but i have personally seen it work. also keep in mind they arent taking like ten pills or anything, 2000mg is the most i have taken and that was only once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 It's good that you stopped working out 2 days ago. this is the main reason i think i failed the at home drug test. i was riding up to that day (i was on my bike when i went to buy the damn thing!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 The only thing I've heard that works, aside from using other people's urine, are pills you can take that hold the thc from passing through your urine for a limited time frame. It only works for about 4 or 5 hours, but I've had two friends who said that it worked for them. Take one and about an hour later you shouldn't be pissing out thc. However, lots of water, cranberry juice and not smoking for a little while should do the trick for someone as lean as you. Someone with more body fat is likely to retain tch for much longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I've never been watched/followed for a drug test before....hmm. Maybe they figure girls won't fuck around? Any other ladies wanna weigh in on this? but yeah i think you'll do fine as long as they're not going after the hair follicle test you should be gold. good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 i wan to go with that method but the few times i have had to take a drug test for a job there is either someone in the room or they make you keep the door open. wanna hear something thats nuts? my girlfriend is a teacher here in georgia and they dont have to take drug tests to sign a contract. ridiculous. I never checked this out, but someone told me that certain public jobs are not allowed to drug test for some invasion of privacy thing. Teachers here don't have to drug test to get the job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 If you met some of my teachers from high school you'd be surprised if they weren't high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 its probably too late, but take piss from mid stream. i heard that you piss out most of the toxins during the first few seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themean Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 What kind of job are you trying to get that wants you to take a drug test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 I'm at the clinic now and im having to piss like every ten minutes. I'm on my fourth liter of water. It's an inventory control job. And ya, I know the mid stream trick, thanks for the help ladies and gents. I'll update the thread in a few days with results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Most employers have acceptable levels of THC, so this is probably all overkill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eriathomas Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 A lot of places here make you retake the test if it's too watered down, but they give you like an entire week before the 2nd test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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