pjaicomo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I once had a gf, we were together for 3 years. She did the whole thing where she goes off to college and wants to fuck anything that movies so she broke up with me. A few months after we broke up she came to my work and asked to speak with me. Our conversation went like this:Her: Hey I wanted to be the one to tell you this so you didn't hear any rumors. Me: Okay Her: I'm seeing someone. Me: Okay that's fine why are you telling me? Her: Well the guy I'm seeing......... Me: Yeah? Do I know him? Her: No, it's just that..... Me: What? Her: He's a....... Juggalo Me: WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me? A Juggalo? Her: Yeah but he's really nice! Me: Have you listened to ICP? Her: Yeah he played me some of their songs.... it's..... not that bad. Me: It's fucking garbage! Her: Don't get upset. Me: I can't believe this. I showed you awesome bands like Glassjaw and Shai Hulud. And you're dating a fucking juggalo? Her: ........ Me: Does he have one of those tattoos? Of the logo? Her: It's called a "Hatchetman." Me: Oh my god he has one and you know the name. Her: Yeah I might get one. Me: I'm fuckin outta here. True story. Few months later I randomly checked her myspace page and under music it said, ICP, Twiztid, Glassjaw. Still makes me laugh to this day. That was the point that I realized just how important music was to me that she came to me like that. You should have just said "How could you?" with tears in your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseydave77 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Looks like they filmed this year's promo video at last year's Gathering. I'm glad I'm not the only one who's entertained by how ludicrously awesome this is. I think they hit a new high with the line "I put my dick in you hot dog bun." Deep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 What the hell would their seminars be on? That is exactly what I was thinking. Also, can I get credit towards my masters in Juggalosity? they've been doing this seminars since the first gathering. they are really more just Q&A, or violent J talking about how fucked up his childhood was. nothing too interesting or important, unless you are into that shit. gatherings are more like a cross between nerdcons and woodstock. plenty of drugs and topless chicks, but it's really just a bunch of nerds trying really hard to be cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkie Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Suicide Machines played the first Gathering in 2000 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gathering_of_the_Juggalos_lineups_by_year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I would absolutely go to this if it were closer to me. Seeing ICP live last year (with Coolio opening!) was one of the most surreal experiences of my life to date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raidenradio Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Suicide Machines played the first Gathering in 2000http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gathering_of_the_Juggalos_lineups_by_year Also says ODB played in 2004. ODB died in 2004. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I would genuinely go to this. It seems like something I really need to see in my life. I can't explain it...I just...need to.I think it would be a blast with a bunch of you assholes to lol with. Absolutely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 i agree. i would have no shame in attending this with the right kind of people in tow, but i haven't found an ICP album amusing since great milenko. it would just be fun to see first hand what all these kids are really up to. i will admit i had a small period of time back in the late 90s where i was actually into the whole "horrorcore rap" thing. esham, half-breed, and afew of icps early tapes and cds. also twiztids first album was strangely impressive, but everything they did after that was pathetic. all of those guys went down hill super fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smailtronic Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 i agree. i would have no shame in attending this with the right kind of people in tow, but i haven't found an ICP album amusing since great milenko. Great Milenko was my first flip. I bought it as soon as I heard that they had pulled it from stores, sold it a couple years later for ~$30 profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I once had a gf, we were together for 3 years. She did the whole thing where she goes off to college and wants to fuck anything that movies so she broke up with me. A few months after we broke up she came to my work and asked to speak with me. Our conversation went like this:Her: Hey I wanted to be the one to tell you this so you didn't hear any rumors. Me: Okay Her: I'm seeing someone. Me: Okay that's fine why are you telling me? Her: Well the guy I'm seeing......... Me: Yeah? Do I know him? Her: No, it's just that..... Me: What? Her: He's a....... Juggalo Me: WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me? A Juggalo? Her: Yeah but he's really nice! Me: Have you listened to ICP? Her: Yeah he played me some of their songs.... it's..... not that bad. Me: It's fucking garbage! Her: Don't get upset. Me: I can't believe this. I showed you awesome bands like Glassjaw and Shai Hulud. And you're dating a fucking juggalo? Her: ........ Me: Does he have one of those tattoos? Of the logo? Her: It's called a "Hatchetman." Me: Oh my god he has one and you know the name. Her: Yeah I might get one. Me: I'm fuckin outta here. True story. Few months later I randomly checked her myspace page and under music it said, ICP, Twiztid, Glassjaw. Still makes me laugh to this day. That was the point that I realized just how important music was to me that she came to me like that. Funny story, I dated a girl who cheated on me with a juggalo (plus three other regular guys). That led to me getting an AIDs test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 I once had a gf, we were together for 3 years. She did the whole thing where she goes off to college and wants to fuck anything that movies so she broke up with me. A few months after we broke up she came to my work and asked to speak with me. Our conversation went like this:Her: Hey I wanted to be the one to tell you this so you didn't hear any rumors. Me: Okay Her: I'm seeing someone. Me: Okay that's fine why are you telling me? Her: Well the guy I'm seeing......... Me: Yeah? Do I know him? Her: No, it's just that..... Me: What? Her: He's a....... Juggalo Me: WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me? A Juggalo? Her: Yeah but he's really nice! Me: Have you listened to ICP? Her: Yeah he played me some of their songs.... it's..... not that bad. Me: It's fucking garbage! Her: Don't get upset. Me: I can't believe this. I showed you awesome bands like Glassjaw and Shai Hulud. And you're dating a fucking juggalo? Her: ........ Me: Does he have one of those tattoos? Of the logo? Her: It's called a "Hatchetman." Me: Oh my god he has one and you know the name. Her: Yeah I might get one. Me: I'm fuckin outta here. True story. Few months later I randomly checked her myspace page and under music it said, ICP, Twiztid, Glassjaw. Still makes me laugh to this day. That was the point that I realized just how important music was to me that she came to me like that. Funny story, I dated a girl who cheated on me with a juggalo (plus three other regular guys). That led to me getting an AIDs test. And . . . ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Funny story, I dated a girl who cheated on me with a juggalo (plus three other regular guys). That led to me getting an AIDs test. And . . . ? It came back clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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