daniel Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Quinton Tarantino I will settle for no one else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I DON'T KNOW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Steve Buschemi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 The movie should be about the rise and inevitable fall of The Paramedic. Moving units just isn't enough these days, and the fat one delves deeply into drugs, women of the night, and ends up in an insane asylum. Ice Nine Kills, Brokencyde, and The Paramedic should provide the soundtrack. Eventually, The Paramedic picks up the pieces, and plays a reunion show at the Sbarro in a local mall to hundreds of 12 year old girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoosdonthurt Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I'd like to be played by Trever Keith of face to face fame. Also: Manute Bol is dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devinr Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Dude Manute Bol died a few weeks ago specifically to rise from the dead and play me in this role. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 okay basically. lots of strange events have been happening across the globe, The Parademic is a Top 40 act, itsajake is the equalivent of Pete Wentz, Jason Tate's sphere of influence has grown too wide and he is now organizing his armies to march. Pockets of highly drunk and stupid Nazis are stealing all the converge vinyl and leaving piles of turnips and a sign that says 4 deadly words. "make pancakes with them." The President decides these events must be investigated he calls in THE VC FORCE. kinda like g.i.joe. Juan is Genghis Juan - Parallel to General Hawk Allison is A-money - Scarlett Heisel is "the Heise" - Gung ho Controlthebleeding is a ninja. and i sort of imagine drabley as a Dr. Mindbender type character. i'd be Samurai - like Flint maaaan anyways! all these increasing elaborate events start happening, and we all have access to super cutting edge technology, and we rappel down helicopters and storm record stores. and no. "it's just as we feared, nothing but Brand New and Gaslight Anthem Records'. no hardcore ANYWHERE. the climax is that we fight Ronnie and Jeff in their underwater lair, they've been melting all the converge vinyl down to power their Omega weapon which will end all music taste on earth. Jeff falls in the end. and Ronnie runs away with the money at the end. THEN SEQUEL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mygreatdevastator Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Can I be Gary Busey? Has anyone called him yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 pretty sure my character would be played by a no-name actor and would be an easily forgettable character in a few background shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 This shit is going straight to DV motherfuckin D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 i think the key to avoiding that is getting Clint Eastwood interested in the project. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mariawithoneeye Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 bullflip would be played by mel gibson, for obvious reasons I laughed pretty hard at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 pretty sure my character would be played by a no-name actor and would be an easily forgettable character in a few background shots This is rather applicable for me as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 pretty sure my character would be played by a no-name actor and would be an easily forgettable character in a few background shots This is rather applicable for me as well. I thought I was to play you? Pssh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 This is rather applicable for me as well. I thought I was to play you? Pssh. How could I pull off you? That is the real question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 I thought I was to play you? Pssh. How could I pull off you? That is the real question. Just wear a fedora and say words like insipid. You'll do fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 How could I pull off you? That is the real question. Just wear a fedora and say words like insipid. You'll do fine. Done and done! My role requires you liking Alkaline Trio though. I know it'll be tough, but you can do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 Just wear a fedora and say words like insipid. You'll do fine. Done and done! My role requires you liking Alkaline Trio though. I know it'll be tough, but you can do it! I would be acting, don't forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 How could I pull off you? That is the real question. taken out of context, this post is quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 How could I pull off you? That is the real question. taken out of context, this post is quite amusing. Oh, Dan. Leave it to you to take this out of context... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattoosdonthurt Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 i think the key to avoiding that is getting Clint Eastwood interested in the project. But in order to get Clint Eastwood we need a triumphant video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotterson Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 But in order to get Clint Eastwood we need a triumphant video. Yay! Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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