papermonsters Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 So I live at the bottom of the Smokey Mountains pretty far back in the woods. Some random woman knocked on my doors and asked me where she was at. I told her, and she asked if I could give her a ride somewhere that was about an hour away. I drew a blank and told her to step inside and I would get her some water. She said she had been walking through the woods for a few days because her boyfriend brought another girls home, and said she needed to be taken back there. I didn't really know what to do, but she was carrying a purse and I just figured she was going to pull a gun out or anything and rob me, so I told her I wouldn't be able to give her a ride, but told her there was a gas station really close and they would let her use a phone. What would you all have done in this situation? Am I a dick for not giving a ride? I dunno, it was so random, my mind is blown right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 did she seem beat up? like she had been in the woods a few days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fueledbymike Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 yea i dont blame you, as much as i like to be trusting of people ive learned that it hardly ever works in your favor (not that you should get anything out of it) ive found probably 5 or 6 phones since ive been in college, i always call someone to return it 1 person tried to fight me for stealing it, 3 give no appreciation and just walk away. you would think that people would be more gracious but people just really care about themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 She wasn't terribly dirty that I could tell. She was a bit "trashy" and had a little dog with her. It'd taken the cops like 45 minutes to an hour to get here I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I'd do it for $200. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 It did rain pretty hard last night, and was super cold. She had on like a tank top with some like black sweat pants. She should have been muddy as fuck I'm thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 i would of asked for a beej Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 should have walked to the door naked and just said, "sup gerr?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 should have walked to the door naked and just said, "sup gerr?" This would have been your best bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackswanns Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You should have turned the table on her and said something like: "Oh you too? See I was out in the woods for a couple of days too but unlike you I was dirty and shit and came up to this house looking to clean up a little. The old man that answered didn't help me one bit so I helped my self. Fucker isn't telling me no now. Why you ask? Because he can't talk anymore being mounted on the wall like a buck! AND YOUR MY DOE BITCH! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" That's when you chase her away. That's what i would have done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 was this woman paris hilton? if your answer is 'yes', you are probably in 'house of wax 2'. if your answer is 'no;, you are probably unknowingly in a horror movie anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I gave someone a ride once. bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I gave someone a ride once. bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Yeah, its October. Definitely a horror movie waiting to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 But really, it sucks that we live in a world where trying to do nice things will get you fucked over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 was this woman paris hilton?if your answer is 'yes', you are probably in 'house of wax 2'. if your answer is 'no;, you are probably unknowingly in a horror movie anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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papermonsters Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 "They make horror movies that start out like that....yeah, but they make pornos that start out like that too!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Life is funny when you are given a 50/50 chance of either getting murdered or laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 so you let her inside your house? she could have just killed you right there if she wanted to. at that point, I would of just given her a ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I would've pretended like I wasn't home and hid behind the couch until she left. Of course, I would do that after I let her in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 "They make horror movies that start out like that....yeah, but they make pornos that start out like that too!" nice +1 for detroit rock city quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alex13 Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Her boyfriend was probably waiting out back for you to take her. Once you left he would have free reign to break into your shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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