rocknroll76 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 http://www.lovegodsway.org/GayBands There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more. They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child. We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay. Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action. We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs. Make sure your child is watching. Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well. Bands to watch out for * Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism) * Ween (Rainbow) * Lil'Wayne * P!nK (gay family) * The Black Keys * Coldplay * SlipKnot (make-up) * RadioHead * Michael Jackson * Justin Bieber (gay bullying) * Boredoms * School of Seven Bells (gay twins) * Jason Mraz * Jonas Brothers * Rilo Kiley * Death Cab for Cutie * Sarah McLachlan * George Strait * Cold War Kids * Toby Keith (cowboy) * P-Diddy * Black People * Vampire Weekend * King Crimson * Kate Bush (kissed a girl) * Bob Dylan * Fleet Foxes * Sigur Ros (nudists) * Twisted Sister * The Spores (endorse suicide) * Scissor Sisters * Turbonegro * Rufus Wainwright * Merzbau * Ravi Shankar * The Butchies (lizbians) * Wilco * Bjork (mb) * Tech N9ne * Ghostface Killah * Bobby Conn * Morton Subotnik * Cole Porter * The String Cheese Incident * Eagles of Death Metal * Polyphonic Spree * The Faint * Interpol * Twisted Sister (jj) * Tegan and Sara * Erasure * The Grateful Dead (drugs too) * Le Tigre * Marilyn Manson (dark gay) * The Gossip * The Magnetic Fields * The Doors * Phish * Queen * The Strokes * Morrissey(?questionable?) * Metallica * Judas Priest * The Village People * The Secret Handshake * The Rolling Stones * David Bowie * Frankie Goes to Hollywood * Man or Astroman * Richard Cheese * Jay-Z * Depeche Mode * Kansas * Ani DiFranco * Fischerspooner * John Mayer * George Michael (texan) * Angel Eyes * The Indigo Girls * Velvet Underground * Madonna * Elton John * Barry Manilow * Indigo Girls * Melissa Etheridge * Eminmen * Nirvana * Boy George * Jon Brion * The Killers * Lou Reed * Lil' Wayne * Motorhead * Jill Sobule * Wilson Phillips * DMX * Wesley Willis * Lisa Loeb * Ted Nugent (loincloth) * Dogstar * Thirty Seconds to Mars * Lil' Kim * kd lang * Frank Sinatra * Hinder * Nickleback * Justus Kohncke * Bob Mould * Clay Aiken * Arcade Fire * Bright Eyes * Corinne Bailey Rae * Audioslave * Red Hot Chili Peppers * Panic at the Disco * The Cure (makeup) * Spin Doctors * The Deers * Lindsey Lohan * The Smiths * Beck * Tom Waits * The Cramps * Cannibal Corpse * Britney Spears(kissed Madonna) * Perfect Sin * The Queers * NoFx(gay punk) * Soup Dragons * Elton John(really gay) In Our effort to keep this list up to date we'd appreciate your help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is: [email protected] The response is overwhelming. You guys know of a lot more Gay Bands than I do. I can't keep up. Hopefully soon we'll have it so you can add them by yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknroll76 Posted October 26, 2010 Author Share Posted October 26, 2010 Also, they say Morrissey is "questionable", but Cannibal Corpse isn't?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I assume they would recommend this for your listening pleasure. Uploaded with ImageShack.us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 THE LULZ NOFX (gay punk) bwahahaaa. i agree with some of these though. it doesn't get much gayer than Coldplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenmittons Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I assume they would recommend this for your listening pleasure. Uploaded with ImageShack.us you. +1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danalive Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 uh oh i'm into a lot of gateway gay bands. i must be turning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrett2859 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Nobody talks shit about Barry Manilow and gets away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adammuzzy Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 the dead? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travis Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Ive seen this list before, I think a couple years ago. ....this isnt serious, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Motorhead and Cannibal Corpse? ON THE SAME LIST AS LAGY GAGA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblahmaster Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 King Crimson? hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zac Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'm 99% sure this website is fake. I remember it going around a while back on B9 or something and they proved it was just a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Wesley Willis ahahahahaahh speaking of which anybody got any of his records they want to trade. Safe Music: Cyndi Lauper Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher) The Right Brothers (bush was right!) Dresden Dolls UnderOath Blondie** Creed Falling Up Flyleaf Sandi Patti Disciple P.O.D Evanescence By The Tree Michael W. Smith Jars of Clay DC Talk Danielson Cheap Trick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealex Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':6lje0dgu]'); else document.write('+':6lje0dgu]'); } else { document.write(''); } Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinkle82 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 This can't be gay. Can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Wesley Willis ahahahahaahh speaking of which anybody got any of his records they want to trade.Safe Music: Cyndi Lauper Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher) The Right Brothers (bush was right!) Dresden Dolls UnderOath Blondie** Creed Falling Up Flyleaf Sandi Patti Disciple P.O.D Evanescence By The Tree Michael W. Smith Jars of Clay DC Talk Danielson Cheap Trick you're better off buying his cd's before anythingthing he ever put out on vinyl was out, even the sublime split. I have a ton of wesley.. shoot me a pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 how did bear force 1 not make the list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papermonsters Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Lil Wayne was on there twice. Your thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnypuncher Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 * Lady Gaga (tricks girls into lesbianism) * Lil'Wayne * RadioHead * Michael Jackson * School of Seven Bells (gay twins) * Bob Dylan * Sigur Ros (nudists) * Twisted Sister * Scissor Sisters * Turbonegro * Merzbau * Wilco * Bjork (mb) * Ghostface Killah * Eagles of Death Metal * The Faint * Interpol * Twisted Sister (jj) * Tegan and Sara * Le Tigre * Marilyn Manson (dark gay) * The Gossip * The Magnetic Fields * The Doors * Queen * The Strokes * Morrissey(?questionable?) * Metallica * Judas Priest * The Rolling Stones * David Bowie * Jay-Z * Depeche Mode * George Michael (texan) * Velvet Underground * Madonna * Elton John * Eminmen * Nirvana * Boy George * Jon Brion * Lou Reed * Lil' Wayne * Motorhead * DMX * Lil' Kim * Bob Mould * Arcade Fire * Bright Eyes * The Cure (makeup) * The Smiths * Beck * Tom Waits * The Cramps * NoFx(gay punk) * Elton John(really gay) Holy shit, my iTunes is even more gay than I thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest markovianprocess Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I've got 21 of these bands on my iPod. I better get on with the man sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Website is fake. Brought to you by the guy that sang "God Hates Fags." He came clean about it by being interviewed in a hot tub with a bunch of guys in speedos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest markovianprocess Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Surprised not to see of Montreal on this list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackswanns Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Wow I don't listen to a single one of the bands on this list. I feel like a man's man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxamaphone Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Ive seen this list before, I think a couple years ago.....this isnt serious, is it? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviex2shoes Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 THE LULZNOFX (gay punk) How did NOFX make the list as a gay punk band, and Pansy Division didn't, someone please explain this to me....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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