Guest Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 FACT: This is the best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 my friend does this thing where every time his bowels let loose on him, he blames it on something ridiculously specific that he ate. hell have a whole plate of loaded nachos, and then about 4 different styles of hot wings, and 3 hours later its "oh man, those beans in the nachos really got me.." its just a running joke with us, because he seems to poop uncontrollably no matter what he eats.. but insists he knows exactly what disagrees with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 LOL POOP!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hipsterasfolk Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Have the Natti Splatties right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Back before I was dirt poor I used to drink Smithwick's a lot. If you have a few of those, you poop black, and I find it fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Hundred Fifty-Two Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I've had really wide shits the last two days. They hurt. I think it is from getting too wasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 I know I linked this at Rad in the "is this excessive" thread but, it's just so appropriate here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillhole Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 greenish color shit fruity pebbles'll do this. actually, crunch berries, trix, froot loops... i think it's the food colouring. Yea, it has to be the dyes they use. I never felt sick or anything and the shits were normal, just greenish. I was talking about this to a friend of mine and he said if he has enough Andy Capp Hot Fries he'll piss orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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almightyseancore Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 i just laughed for seven minutes and forty two seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooclosetosee Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 google images is so educational. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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edgedestroys Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I fucking lost it the first time one of my friends showed me this haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonnywreck Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 I fucking lost it the first time one of my friends showed me this haha. same here. she showed me this before id ever seen the movie. and sometimes, that 7 minutes alone is just as good as watching the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appletree Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 i had blood in my poop and have to go to the doctor today (also going for physical and cause im going out of the country) im scared, but supposedly it can just be stress. idk its sporadic like won't happen for months then all of a sudden it does a few times. signed, anonymous embarrassed person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appletree Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 the best!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasma36 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I love taking a really satisfying poop and the toilet doesn't clog up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I love taking a really satisfying poop and the toilet doesn't clog up. yuppers. sometimes when i poop big i get lost in the wonder of just how big a butthole can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I love taking a really satisfying poop and the toilet doesn't clog up. yuppers. sometimes when i poop big i get lost in the wonder of just how big a butthole can get. Goddamn lmfao. Everything about this thread is the best thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 anyone ever proud enough of a poop to show it to someone? ive taken pictures (dropped a ringer once. that needs documentation.) and ive even made my ex take a look at a freshy. she hated me for it... but she still looked. every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgedestroys Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 anyone ever proud enough of a poop to show it to someone?ive taken pictures (dropped a ringer once. that needs documentation.) and ive even made my ex take a look at a freshy. she hated me for it... but she still looked. every time. I haven't but a friend of mine took a video of himself shitting by sticking his phone at the side of the toilet and not sitting the whole way down (way dynamic angles man) and at the end of the video just said "NOW DAT'S A POOP" then texted it to a bunch of friends. He likes KFC a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathroommonkey Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 if i tried to get my wife to look at one of my poos, i'd be divorced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itmustbereal Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I have a coworker who leaves me voicemails of the sound of himself taking a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almightyseancore Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 sometimes when i poop big i get lost in the wonder of just how big a butthole can get. porn can be a very educational source for this particular interest. also: if i tried to get my wife to look at one of my poos, i'd be divorced. then she doesn't love you. i've shared some epic ones with my woman, and we've both had a good laugh. she won't share hers, though she says shes thought about it a few times. chicks just feel differently about their shit turds than we do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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