ericheartsu Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 shalom <3 #1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I never met any Jewish people until I went to university. Crazy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Jewish girls are hotttttttt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Jewish girls are hotttttttt. no waaaaaaay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I'm jewish. #2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickbuysvinyl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 i'm friends with jews #2.1 (Jew by Association) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sewbr0 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 interupting a jewish girl while peeing is like telling her the holocaust didnt happen. or so i heard..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 still would, even though Kimmel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickbuysvinyl Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 still would, even though Kimmel. and didnt Jack Black date her too? before Kimmel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Jewish girls are hotttttttt. best. bj's. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Sarah Silverman is NOT attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 my name? John Edward Winters III so: jew by family repetition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I once gave a waiter a 11.2% tip. Can I be an honorary Jew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentoage Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Sarah Silverman is NOT attractive. she looks great in that photo up theerrreee. but i can't stand hearing her speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfiction Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I once gave a waiter a 11.2% tip. Can I be an honorary Jew? nope. you tipped too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 I once gave a waiter a 11.2% tip. Can I be an honorary Jew? nope. you tipped too much. Well we should test his bargaining skills before deciding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 nope. you tipped too much. Well we should test his bargaining skills before deciding. The waiter asked for 20%. I asked him why he wanted 15% and told him I only had 12%. The remaining 0.8% went to my kids for their weekly allowance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 There's nothing more UNattractive than the JAPpy Long Island look, which is the fault of all you Chosen People. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 my roommate is a jew. he got fungus (athletes foot) on his chest some how. #2.2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 from suckin' on toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Well we should test his bargaining skills before deciding. The waiter asked for 20%. I asked him why he wanted 15% and told him I only had 12%. The remaining 0.8% went to my kids for their weekly allowance. Okay, you get my vote for honorary jew! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 my roommate is a jew. he got fungus (athletes foot) on his chest some how.#2.2 One of my housemates got it on his face during his rugby team's trip to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mclz Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ever make Jewish lemonade, I do it all the time. When you are at a restaurant, ask the waiter for a water with some lemons. Then just squeeze the lemons in the water and add some packs of sugar, and you have free lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Your jewish "jokes" are weak fellas. Also a little fucking wrong. (edit: Jew #3, checking in. Once "matt" gets here we'll have a full house) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted March 28, 2008 Share Posted March 28, 2008 Ever make Jewish lemonade, I do it all the time. When you are at a restaurant, ask the waiter for a water with some lemons. Then just squeeze the lemons in the water and add some packs of sugar, and you have free lemonade. like the guy who asks for hot water and then puts ketcup in it? free soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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