abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 No wait, Pretty Richard. I like that, put me in your phone as Pretty Richard. i think she has you in her phone under 'small contusion' KennyFuckingPowers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I'll take Turtleneck. Turtle neck was an uncircumcised guy. You don't want that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 i think she has you in her phone under 'small contusion' You're a funny guy. Turtle neck was an uncircumcised guy. You don't want that. PRETTY RICHARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I had to google the definition of contusion. into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I had to google the definition of contusion. into it. Cool story bro, can you acknowledge my awesome nickname I gave myself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 i figured the turtle neck was a uncirc dude. great nick name. i had 'giant labia' in my phone for a few weeks. not sure what happened there. thought it was funny. 'pierced flaps' made it in too. 'super pump' a friend Liz i dubbed 'Jizz' 'digits' -some girl i met on a campus tour that passed her number out all the fn time 'HSH' home sweet home. my go to tang. the one you could ALWAYS count on 'fetus' my buddy who was in his 40's but looked like he had just come out of the womb. 'golden boy' a clean cut all american guy. really fn attractive. dammit. theres more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Cool story bro, can you acknowledge my awesome nickname I gave myself? small contusion, don’t cool story bro me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 i figured the turtle neck was a uncirc dude. great nick name. i had 'giant labia' in my phone for a few weeks. not sure what happened there. thought it was funny. 'pierced flaps' made it in too. 'super pump' a friend Liz i dubbed 'Jizz' 'digits' -some girl i met on a campus tour that passed her number out all the fn time 'HSH' home sweet home. my go to tang. the one you could ALWAYS count on 'fetus' my buddy who was in his 40's but looked like he had just come out of the womb. dammit. theres more. hah, these are awesome. wish you could remember more. there was one guy my roommate dated. he got really drunk and started calling himself scarecrow face because he though he was ugly. that one stuck around for a while. it made me sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 But really, pretty Richard is no less emasculating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbruise Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 small contusion, don’t cool story bro me. We're fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 you two take this to instagram. chefchino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 I like it when he's angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 So what happens next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 we get ry laid. ry needs to get laid, y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 You have more sex than the majority of people on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 My buddies and I wrote down the nicknames we had for people in high school. Had it in my email still. Juhhuba BubbaNintendo PantsAlligator GirlToothless Joe aka 6 and Chalmers aka TJ FluterAnnoying British BitchCum HeadPoor GuyCoke BottlesFry hairStiltsMustachioIndiana GirlGorilla Mouth Monkey BitchGrizzly AdamsHoney CombWolf-faceTooth-to-Gum RatioPHIIIIIIIIIILLLShoulder Pad StealerStick SticklyVanderhomoDead GirlTrainwreckUtahDung Beetle aka Whack SmackCan LadyPop NaziOld EnglishAnnoying Bitch Who Won't Shut Her Fucking MouthRAAAAACameltoeRoadkill Twins Flub Some of these are kinda stupid and some are cracking me up thinking about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbobrando Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 My buddies and I wrote down the nicknames we had for people in high school. Had it in my email still. Juhhuba BubbaNintendo Pants Alligator Girl Toothless Joe aka 6 and Chalmers aka TJ Fluter Annoying British Bitch Cum Head Poor Guy Coke Bottles Fry hair Stilts Mustachio Indiana Girl Gorilla Mouth Monkey Bitch Grizzly Adams Honey Comb Wolf-face Tooth-to-Gum Ratio PHIIIIIIIIIILLL Shoulder Pad Stealer Stick Stickly Vanderhomo Dead Girl Trainwreck Utah Dung Beetle aka Whack Smack Can Lady Pop Nazi Old English Annoying Bitch Who Won't Shut Her Fucking MouthRAAAAA Cameltoe Roadkill Twins Flub Some of these are kinda stupid and some are cracking me up thinking about them. None are stupid. All are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zacaroo21 Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 PHIIIIIIIILL had me cracking up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Some of the personal favorites: Nintendo pants -- Kid wore these pants that looked like an NES when it froze and it left that jumble of blocks on your tv Poor Guy -- This came from my algebra teacher. Weird dude was walking down the hall with his really ugly, fat girlfriend holding her hand. Teacher lets them walk buy, looks and me and my buddy, and goes "poor guy". Stilts -- I swear this kid would always take 3 steps at a time going up the stairs without trying. It was kind of impressive to watch. Fry Hair -- Chick with really curly hair. One of my buddies launched a french fry at someone else, missed, landed in her hair, and was still in there a half hour lady when lunch was over. Pop Nazi -- the lady who would stand in the hallway outside the cafeteria and swipe any drinks you tried to bring into class with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebiglebowski Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 PHHIIIIILLL was the only black kid in my school. Didn't know him. I think that comes from an Eddie Murphy movie? I don't remember. Not my nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 One of my friends is the man of a thousand names. One day we took the time to scribble down about 50 or so of them. Some of the common names- Manimal Long John Long John Silver Horsehead Chunky Bleu (from his first time.. finished in her mouth, and he said it was still in her teeth afterwards, like bleu cheese.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Chunky Bleu (from his first time.. finished in her mouth, and he said it was still in her teeth afterwards, like bleu cheese.) oh my god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 Gnarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 i have my 600lb friend in my phone under 'Salad Dodger' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 12, 2013 Share Posted July 12, 2013 One of my friends has all of the following nicknames: Goldie Locks Dr. Dentist Troy D. Driller Cavity Filler Chef Boy Fresh Trogdor Trogboo Trina (from when he pretended to be a girl for a coed beer pong tournament) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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