KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 we get ry laid. ry needs to get laid, y'all. You have more sex than the majority of people on here. Seriously. Its been since October for this guy and YOU need to get laid?! haha smailtronic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Female wise the only ones I can remember are Steak Dinner Girl - Bought me a steak dinner and fucked me in her daddys volvo. I busted all over the leather seats. Felt terrible. And Mary, the drunk slut - Some girl who blew me at Irving Plaza because she thought I was in one of the bands when in fact I was just friends with a few guys on the tour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I can't remember any of the nicknames my and my best friend came up with but we did have The List Of People To Be Shipped To A Desert Island, followed by The List Of People To Be Fed To The People Shipped To The Desert Island. Jenn and I were two weird teenagers. turbobrando 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Seriously. Its been since October for this guy and YOU need to get laid?! haha I NEED TO MEND A BROKEN HEART AIGHT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Slutty Teacher- name says it all Crazy Suicide Girl Twitches- dumb girl that used to twitch a lot, she had swag tattooed on her ass, dumb Muffle- she was loud while in another room at a party, lots of people heard and proceeded to clap when she finally hushed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Twitches- dumb girl that used to twitch a lot, she had swag tattooed on her ass, dumb Be still my beating heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Oh yeah, she was real swell (he said sarcastically) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I NEED TO MEND A BROKEN HEART AIGHT?! SO DO I. ONLY 1 WAY TO FIX THIS. WINGMAN ONE ANOTHER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Slutty Teacher- name says it all I really need one of these in my life. Cant even tell you how bad I wanted to fuck a few of my teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 SO DO I. ONLY 1 WAY TO FIX THIS. WINGMAN ONE ANOTHER. You guys are talking about reach-arounds, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 dutch rudders. all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 dutch rudders. all day. Its not gay cause we arent touching dicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 two friends actually partook in this one evening. proud to say i was not present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 That's dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3arl Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I really need one of these in my life. Cant even tell you how bad I wanted to fuck a few of my teachers. My high school buddy and I were talking not too long ago and realized that we had no hot teachers in high school, and couldn't even think of any who worked at the school. I've got to go all the way back to elementary school to think of one that's attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjb2k1 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 oh my god mrs garbinski in 10th grade math i was the best damn student Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David The Gnome Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I once got my Spanish teachers number but puedo ir el bano en la bibliotheca y balencesto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Ms Cavo, graphic arts sophomore and senior year. We're Facebook friends and yes I like her photos every time a new one is posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Matt. Less time on the boards and Internet. More time on social life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniegwilliams Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 This teacher was batshit crazy and only called me when she needed the D, I caved every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circuit bored records Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Oh man, Mrs. Baird in 11th grade Spanish. Every guy in the class wanted to bang her, it was so obvious. She knew it too. Would wear these skirts and heels, and had the most amazing legs. Her husband was some muscleman cop, but nobody cared. I remember kids used to flat out hit on her during class. I played it coy. Didn't work out in my favor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I gotta see a man about a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyFuckingPowers Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Matt. Less time on the boards and Internet. More time on social life. I actually posted that last one while out with my friends haha. Its hard to have a social life where I live. Its a small shitty town with the closest things to do being 30-45 minutes away. I dont drink so I dont go out to bars or anything on the reg. Im also without a car at the moment so Im pretty much fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suchashorttime Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Lame. Get somewhere cool. I live in jersey and do just find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 ms. hamilton she was a 7th grade teacher. but in seventh grade, the entire class was split into two groups of four teachers. except for the second to last two weeks of school. when for some reason, we switched. those two weeks were wonderful. i honestly have no idea what subject she taught. it was also well-known... well, because it was obvious- that she was screwing around with the gym teacher. *want to be up front with this. mr. murphy was a rad dude. murph stickin' it to her made sense. she went on to date more of the younger men that came through the school system- including the guy who hosts the best annual wiffle tournament in the world ever/dealwithit there was actually a rumor in the last five years or so that she had an affair with me. a couple different people asked me about it- and i'm pretty sure it had something to do with [[inhale]] my brother using an old cell phone of mine that had a mostly nude picture of a girl i'd slept with a few times who in this case happened to quite-well resemble the teacher in question and for some reason this mistake became common knowledge between at least twenty or so people in my town, thus the rumor that i banged ms. hamilton. [[heavy breathing]] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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