McCandless Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Football (soccer) hurt and I think I've pulled an arse cheek muscle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 One time I was really sick and slept for like two days. I got up and groggily walked into the kitchen and my dad was like "JESUS CHRIST! I was 10 minutes from carrying you to the car and driving to the hospital" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I know you are all on the edge of your seats with my chest freezer/fermentation chamber saga, but I think I just found one for a screaming deal. I hit the refresh button on the posting I had up from earlier (the one that sold), and a new one popped up. Same size I need and everything. Guy told me it was mine and I am going to take the work van and one of my coworkers to pick it up tomorrow. Boom. TheGhostOfRandySavage 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I want to see pictures of this amazing freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I want to see pictures of this amazing freezer. It's very cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I want to see pictures of this amazing freezer.You could nap for an eternity in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I didn't know my own limits with stuff and ate whole bag of special goldfish a few years ago. I thought I was going to die and accepted my death but still woke up the next morning. Lol! I've had the violently high think im going to die experience too haha. He's had two and his eyes are little squints and he just told me I had clothes in the dryer so I went down and checked and they were all his clothes lol I might have a bite of one, but I know my limits too and if I want to wake up for work tomorrow I shouldn't partake at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McCandless Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 What on earth is 'special goldfish'?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Goldfish that have danced with Mary Jane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 What on earth is 'special goldfish'??It means they're still living. Straight from the pet store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skadaddy Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 I want to see pictures of this amazing freezer. I would have linked you to the ad on Craigslist, but he has already deleted it. He must have known when I said it was sold...I fucking meant it. I'll take some pictures when I get it home, but I think you will be disappointed. It looks like something grandma would have in her basement. It will soon be covered in stickers though. It's very cool. I have thoroughly enjoyed every pun from you today. You could nap for an eternity in it. It's only 7 cu ft. Considering the number of pieces I would have to cut you into... and I just got your joke. Please refer to the response above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Went to lunch with my Bride and this was on the wall: Then it hit me: Leguminous P.O.U.T. Leguminous...she's a cool chick (pea). Leguminous S.P.R.O.U.T. (...and everyone waits patiently for Legume to sprout back up) I wanna creep her out. Don't make her feel like a TargetTM FUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'm just a small pea from the sprout family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 P.S. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/09/princess-wand-girl-slitting-wrist_n_6128810.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarzioo_ Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 LOGAN!!!!!! LOVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Family Friendly Rap God Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Awesome name change Logan. I don't think I'll ever top mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladewillisisdead Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 A+ name change Making weed edibles was always the best. First time I made brownies I went to the New England Aquarium. Ate a bunch and then did bong rips. Got on a shuttle from my buddy's campus into Boston. It felt like we were on the bus for hours and I shouted to my friend "WHY ARE WE STILL ON THIS BUS!?!" And apparently we were still on campus. The aquarium was insaaaaaannnneee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scientistscratch Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 A+ name change Making weed edibles was always the best. First time I made brownies I went to the New England Aquarium. Ate a bunch and then did bong rips. Got on a shuttle from my buddy's campus into Boston. It felt like we were on the bus for hours and I shouted to my friend "WHY ARE WE STILL ON THIS BUS!?!" And apparently we were still on campus. The aquarium was insaaaaaannnneee. This sounds amazing. The first time I did edibles I sat in a corner and tried to stop the world from collapsing. Hah, my experiences after that were good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bladew1ll1s1sdead Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 YO LOGAN. FROOT 7" BOXSET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youinreverse Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 FROOT LOGAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 YO LOGAN. FROOT 7" BOXSET. I'M SO PISSED OFF. IT'S SUCH A SHITTY FORMAT (despite looking really neat), $70 THAT I DON'T HAVE, AND SOMEONE BEAT ME TO POSTING THE PO BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING T.SWIFTS NEW VIDEO. THIS HAS NOT PUT ME IN A GOOD MOOD. I HATE MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I DID NOT buy the signed CD because $70 on a 7" box set is insane and I'm so mad. I'M JUST A MAD PEA FROM A SPROUT FAMILY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolhandnick Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 My child will not stop watching Daniel tigers neighborhood! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abovetheearth Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 I'M SO PISSED OFF. IT'S SUCH A SHITTY FORMAT (despite looking really neat), $70 THAT I DON'T HAVE, AND SOMEONE BEAT ME TO POSTING THE PO BECAUSE I WAS WATCHING T.SWIFTS NEW VIDEO. THIS HAS NOT PUT ME IN A GOOD MOOD. I HATE MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS. Whoa. No you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Logan Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Just throw me in the garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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