edgedestroys

"Might husband the next guy that nails me if he says "let's open this pit up" when he puts it in"
 
An actual thing I said today. I'm literally too gay to exist.

Dudeeee Brian everything you've written for DH has been phenomenal and your passion for it shines through so much when you're playing live. I know it's really goofy to say to a friend but I've legitimately been really emotional like almost crying seeing you guys play because it's not just the music that's overwhelmingly passionate, you're all so genuinely and sincerely into it, especially you. As far as confessions go, 3:35 in No Particular Night Or Morning has straight up made me cry multiple times. There's no way someone as gifted as you can't do great things, I know making that climb is an intense amount of work but if anyone can handle it, you can.

I never tried the desensitizer.  I was just curious and wanted a way to last longer during the first round 'coz I don't...like any other normal guy.  I found durex performax intense condom, and it does the trick.  I also managed to get her to squirt, so big yay for both.

i like you

"Might husband the next guy that nails me if he says "let's open this pit up" when he puts it in"
 
An actual thing I said today. I'm literally too gay to exist.

We had our christmas meeting at work today and I didn't have a trashy christmas sweater so I went dressed as a shitty pop punk band demoing a christmas cover EP.

"Might husband the next guy that nails me if he says "let's open this pit up" when he puts it in"
 
An actual thing I said today. I'm literally too gay to exist.

Man I wish I had a sex story that cool, I'm insanely boring. Best I've got is one of the first times I nailed my most recent ex when I pulled out I had blood on my dick haha. I didn't rush it or go TOO hard on him, but yeah. He never wanted to let me top because my dick was "too big" but I think it's just because he's an impatient baby. On a related note after I lost my v card to the first dude I dated I shat blood for a week. Didn't have insurance at the time and I was terrified out of my mind that I was gonna bleed out of my ass to death or something. Being 18 and irrational is cool. Guess it was kinda like breaking a dude hymen or something. Being gay is hella scary. Would not recommend. Other than the not worrying about getting pregnant part. That rules lol.

i performed in a How It's Made Series last night. Baby edition.
 
HEYOOOOOH

I remembered a decent story! So the first apartment I moved into like 4 years ago with a bunch of friends was debaucherous as hell and after a while we were like who cares about sex it's no big deal so we'd just do stuff around each other. Nothing too heavy like straight up bangin' but yeah. Friends giving friends blow jobs and handy js, there was a party where one of my friends who's insanely gay was using a vibrator on one of our lady friends and got her off a few times, you get the idea. One night my friends talk me into jerking off for them to watch or something so 5 or 6 of my close friends all come into my room and watch me do my thing but I was really nervous about it and couldn't bust. I apologized and went into the bathroom (it was in my room, I shared the master with one of my roomies) to finish and blasted myself in the face. I came out and everyone was like OHHH!!! but my friend Sam had gone out to the living room to draw on her computer or something. I felt like it'd be a shame if she didn't see the aftermath since she had been sitting in there watching me crank it for like 20 minutes. I went out to the living room naked with my junk still half hard and jizz dripping off my face, walk up to her on the couch, just point at my face and go "hey Sam, look what I did" then went back in my room to clean up. Later she was laughing and like dude what and I just told her "I dunno, you took the time to watch me for that long, I thought you deserved to see the result". I'm a goddamn considerate guy yo.

I've been gathering my texture collection over the past 5 or so years so I have no idea where some of them are from but any that I didn't make either came from http://zentextures.com/ or http://lostandtaken.com/ and I've probably snagged some from http://www.bittbox.com/ as well. I've been using stuff from L&T the most lately. I make a lot of watercolor paint photoshop brushes as well. You can have the two most recent sets I've made if you wanna mess with them at all.
 
http://www.mediafire.com/download/cz02kxzpw6yzger/edgedestroyspack6.abr
http://www.mediafire.com/download/243hk8v9ns7mtlc/brushpack7.rar

I feel like I need to go have some ridiculous sex so I have more stories to keep up haha

I feel like I need to go have some ridiculous sex so I have more stories to keep up haha

This is a little late, but- A FUCKING IPAD?!?! Seriously?
 
I thought I did pretty alright with my Secret Santa, and I added a couple of sentimental things, so overall- I hope he/she isn't disappointed.  
 
I received mine yesterday, but, like last year, I refuse to open it until Christmas week. 
 
Side note:  
I'm not sure if anyone has gotten all sappy about the whole SS thing in a bit, but I was talking to the lady last week while putting things into a box and she asked "what the hell are you doing?".  To which I replied, "Secret Santa, of course."  
She thought this community was the coolest, most amazing thing in the world.  I told her about how all kinds of people (who have only had a number of online conversations, come together for so much stuff (conversation, opinion, etc), and instead of her thinking I was a giant nerd, she thought it was just so awesome.
 
Dear Vinyl Collective Board, 
I truly love you all.  You are better than the bees knees and the cats pajamas.  

I think this belongs here:

I've never had sex with a bull, red or otherwise. I would imagine being high would help me get past the whole having sex with livestock thing though.

I'd say good luck but with a line like that, you don't even need it.

BOTH.

Naht allla yinz other Pennsylvanians go dahntan n'at

Can't tell if you have a Pittsburgh accent or a Primanti Bros sandwich in your mouth.  

You're a good man!  That is some very good advice.  We saw her mom last night, and she was just trying to "slip me the ring" like it was absolutely no big deal, and I felt very awkward about that, hahaha.  I told her I at least want to take them out to a nice sit down dinner and talk about everything, thank them for the gesture, and just explain my case for wanting to spend the rest of my life with their wonderful daughter, instead of "oh sweet, thanks for the ring, KBYE"

I'm using this for a pick up line

http://asseasexhale.bandcamp.com/album/but-can-you-save-yourself-reprise
 
Releasing this a day early because who cares why not. I broke the song into 4 tracks just because it's pretty long but yeah. Check it out if you want!

Oh wow dang I didn't expect it to arrive so fast haha. Ashitaka came out looking goofy as heck in that drawing but I don't draw people very often sooooo yeah. I had a feeling you'd have already seen Summer Wars but figured I'd throw it in anyway just in case. Glad you dig it dude!

One of my better ones haha. Almost as good as the time my roommate and I pretended to bang to norma jean in mascot costumes on chat roulette. I think we only got one person that was jerking off but he very surprisingly wasn't into it.