hyperinactive Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 i basically just spent the last 2 hours cleaning my bathroom because my toilet just overflowed. the worst part is that while i started to clean it, i fucking slipped and fell all in it. i hit my head on the floor and caught a face full of poo/piss water. a fucking piece of wet toilet paper stuck to my face. fuck my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 hahahahaha. that fucking sucks bro. fantastically funny, however. go take a shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 This made me LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyperinactive Posted June 29, 2008 Author Share Posted June 29, 2008 i took a shower. i still feel disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 This made me LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucasfritz Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 straight out of a sitcom. you're living in nbc primetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravitylovesdrunks Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 i also lol'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 "Dang!...I'm covered in poo!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 shitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddieruckus Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 haha shaw, thats your karma for beign a dick all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 That is a total bummer, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 one time I was plunging the toilet with a shitty plunger and it turned inside out and spray toilet water at my face. that was pretty terrible. I've also clogged the toilet at work before, flooded the bathroom floor, and had it leak through to the downstairs. That was pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Hey Chris..."Quien es tu Papi?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Hey, there's a bright side to this. At least it was yours and not someone elses...... but still gross.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gravitylovesdrunks Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 "Dang!...I'm covered in poo!!!!" what's this from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 "Dang!...I'm covered in poo!!!!" what's this from? hyperinactive earlier today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 "Dang!...I'm covered in poo!!!!" what's this from? It's not the exact quote but it's from Joe Dirt But Chris also nailed it...making a funny that is... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezfools Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 +1 because it's funny as hell and you started a thread for it and also because I've had to clean up a shitty overflow before and the shit ain't fun, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 One time I was hanging an old clock, I slipped, fell, hit my head on the sink, and then I had a vision. of the flux capacitor. it's what makes time travel possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 One time I was hanging an old clock, I slipped, fell, hit my head on the sink, and then I had a vision.of the flux capacitor. it's what makes time travel possible. +1 best. post. ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 i best thing ive heard all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbbrew22 Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 one night i went to the bathroom right before bed and clogged the toilet, it just so happened that the valve inside the toilet was corroded and was letting water continually drain into the toilet ALL NIGHT. I awoke about 6 hours later to my roommate telling me to com help him sop up all the water that had leaked down all the way to the basement. I am so glad we rented that house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Aw fuck, this thread just reminded me of last night. I totally forgot but for some reason I was trying to blow condoms up over my head...and my face/hair is covered in greasy spermicide. God damn...shower time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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