andrew13 Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 so i'm currently sitting in my room drinking and listening to Queen's Jazz LP by myself. go me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardrockzombies Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 ^^^this is reminding me of the grossly epic fight scene in "They live"... Grossly epic pretty much sums that scene up perfectly. I like how about 1/3 of it is them huffing and puffing trying to catch their breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardrockzombies Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 my best friend when i went to wilkes lived 2 houses down the street from Mankind. i guess he knew him pretty well and said he was a really nice guy. Somewhere in that part of the state Bam Bam Bigelow had an ice cream shop/restaurant that a friend of mine always went to. Bam Bam actually worked it all the time so he met him and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 road hockey ftw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 so i got offered sex from a 16 yr old tonight. and her mother was trying to talk me into it since "16 is the age of consent". god i hate this area. my way to long sexless/dateless streak is intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 so i got offered sex from a 16 yr old tonight. and her mother was trying to talk me into it since "16 is the age of consent". god i hate this area.my way to long sexless/dateless streak is intact. err... wtf. how old are you? was the mom willing to join in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 23. and the mom is a dried up old whore, who looks 70 but is only 40. the girl is nice though, but her family is so fucked up i doubt she'll ever amount to anything more than a junkie or one of those women who have like 5 kids for the welfare money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 you probably should have fucked her and started dating her to save her life. now when she ends up a welfare mom it's technically gonna be partly your fault. way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave4444 Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 you probably should have fucked her and started dating her to save her life. now when she ends up a welfare mom it's technically gonna be partly your fault. way to go. lol that is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 damn i thought the age of consent was 18 everywhere in the u.s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genericinsight Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 damn i thought the age of consent was 18 everywhere in the u.s. http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 damn i thought the age of consent was 18 everywhere in the u.s. nope.. and every state has certain provisions to the age of consent.. I know in TX the age of constent is 17, but unless your 18 or 19, it's a violation. So if a 20 year old had sex with a 17 year old, he'd still be fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I always tell people age of consent is 17 with a 2-year window if you're on the cusp, and no one ever believes me, saying it's 18. Now I have that website to tell them to fuck-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 i have no date with a party for new years. wtf. why is no one around here having a new years party? this never happens. i came home specifically for a party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 no one to kiss at midnight disappreesh. added a babe on the popular networking site: myspace. says she's 25, but i don't think i believe it. and another girl is all over me, but she's kinda weird and yeah, not sure about that. and i saw my ex-girlfriend today. i wanted to punch things. luckily brick came on after i saw her so i actually did punch things. and mark, if you're reading this, i got you a 7" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xsteponmex Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 no one to kiss at midnight disappreesh.added a babe on the popular networking site: myspace. says she's 25, but i don't think i believe it. and another girl is all over me, but she's kinda weird and yeah, not sure about that. and i saw my ex-girlfriend today. i wanted to punch things. luckily brick came on after i saw her so i actually did punch things. and mark, if you're reading this, i got you a 7" brick is so gooood!! did petition play with? because i rikey them alots right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickheitman Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Yeah dude! Petition was rad. They did a saves the day cover tooo0o0o0o! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 i kissed the bottle at midnight on new years i spent new years eve with user MICHAEL on this board here is how the night went mikey drives up from princeton, gets to our friends house at 10 takes swigs of jameson, i take shots at midnight, spills a quarter of the bottle of jameson on the living room floor of our friends house i take the bottle from him, finish it mikey, now belligerently drunk, breaks a FULL 40 of ballantine on my friends floor bleeds profusely from hand gets bathroom wall all bloodied up passes out by 12:30 then, at 2 me and a couple friends go back to my house we smoke weed then play some music, i am too high to play guitar or bass though for some reason i am sweet at drumming i pass out they smoke more weed great night overall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xsteponmex Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Yeah dude! Petition was rad. They did a saves the day cover tooo0o0o0o! what?!?! i didnt get a saves the day cover when i saw them =/ they did a judge cover i think or maybe that was beatrap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Shots of Jameson? You gotta enjoy that stuff. Take shots with shitty stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 had a few chances to leave this club in the past week not interested in any of the girls at all though. sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The boy I like got the seal of approval from my best friend. That's always a nice, reassuring thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
controlthebleeding Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 fuck my friday consists of design work, schlotsky's salad, and watching Gran Torino, and maybe a little Guitar Hero World Tour....Alone. FUck my life. I feel like Steve Carrell in "THE 40 Year Old Virgin" This shits' for the birds. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brennan Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 The boy I like got the seal of approval from my best friend. That's always a nice, reassuring thing. i wish girls thought for themselves rather than in packs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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