punkrudeboy Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I just remembered I used to work with a guy that refused to piss in a public toilet. I thought it was weird and gave him a hard time about it. I'm well aware of people who refuse to dookie in public restrooms, but piss? That was a new one to me. <3 Erik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davezer Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 hes probably piss shy, some people just cant do it. like myself.. sometimes i just cant piss in a crowded public urinal. stalls i have no issue with. its the bumping of elbows with another dude while we are both hold our dicks. not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 you flush while sitting? i cant do it, i have a fear of exactly that. Sometimes you gotta flush mid-poop. Usually when the penis dunk happens I am busy reading a magazine and forget to stand up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 hes probably piss shy, some people just cant do it. like myself.. sometimes i just cant piss in a crowded public urinal. stalls i have no issue with. its the bumping of elbows with another dude while we are both hold our dicks. not cool. Na this guy had a germ complex about it cuz he refused to piss in a stall as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 I don't understand how anytime someones dick would hit the toilet, unless you guys are pooping with boners. Clearly that must be the case. You guys are weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 They said it was mostly on small toilets. Everyone knows toilets are not created equal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 16, 2009 Share Posted March 16, 2009 You guys are all pansies.. But anyway, at my icerink there's one stall where there isn't a door for some reason. I went in to piss the other day and someone had DESTROYED that toilet - sloppiest shit ever, WITH NO DOOR! He must've been drunk as shit from the St. Patty's day parade, or had to go so unbelievably bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted March 16, 2009 Author Share Posted March 16, 2009 I don't understand how anytime someones dick would hit the toilet, unless you guys are pooping with boners. Clearly that must be the case. You guys are weird. Uhhmmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knealey Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I don't understand how anytime someones dick would hit the toilet, unless you guys are pooping with boners. Clearly that must be the case. You guys are weird. Small d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostatsea Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I want this new kohler toilet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I don't understand how anytime someones dick would hit the toilet. i used to think like this, till my dick touched a toilet. we are all guilty of being closed minded sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I fear this, and you cannot tell me it's not possible to get a disease this way. I just don't believe it. I'll hold my dick in my fist and shit before I let it touch that toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 this thread had me crackin up. one time i was shitting and when it broke away from my asshole it smacked my balls........this happen to anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I fear this, and you cannot tell me it's not possible to get a disease this way. I just don't believe it. I'll hold my dick in my fist and shit before I let it touch that toilet. It is not. My buddy's fiance works for the local clinic in the "at risk" pregnancy and teen division. She actually talked to a girl who got syphilis and said her boyfriend said he got it by touching his penis to a toilet set. She nearly laughed in her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 That's what the boyfriend told her. True? Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's nothing you can catch. If there was, public toilets would be illegal. I remember reading a study a long time ago saying that money and shopping carts are far dirtier than any toilet seats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Same with cell phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doogie Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 Intrigued. Totally intrigued. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I'm really only cool with public pooping in two places. Work and the Tech building at school. We've got a great engineering program and their building is always in amazing shape to encourage kids to stay late working. And I'm one of two dudes who work on my floor at the health department and both take care of that place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I will poop anywhere, in any situation. I once pooped in a comically small rest-stop bathroom in the middle of Pennsylvania -- the walls of the stall were so small, the door couldn't even shut because my knees were sticking out. It was an experience. I love pooping. It's in my top five favorite things to do, along with eating, sleeping, farting and listening to music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlejonnyhormone Posted March 17, 2009 Author Share Posted March 17, 2009 Middle of PA... they grow em small there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 scott you are a bear of a man. i think the idea of you wedged in a shitter like a clown car is amazingly funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j4m35 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 I will poop anywhere, in any situation. I once pooped in a comically small rest-stop bathroom in the middle of Pennsylvania -- the walls of the stall were so small, the door couldn't even shut because my knees were sticking out. It was an experience.I love pooping. It's in my top five favorite things to do, along with eating, sleeping, farting and listening to music. i know all about those rest stops. many times did i have to make a pit stop while on 76 and use them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 I will poop anywhere, in any situation. I once pooped in a comically small rest-stop bathroom in the middle of Pennsylvania -- the walls of the stall were so small, the door couldn't even shut because my knees were sticking out. It was an experience.I love pooping. It's in my top five favorite things to do, along with eating, sleeping, farting and listening to music. i know all about those rest stops. many times did i have to make a pit stop while on 76 and use them I wish I could remember the exact exit, but it was a total dump of a rest stop, and you actually had to walk through the building, out the back door and probably 50 yards away from the building until you got to the trailer where the bathrooms were. So ghetto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted March 18, 2009 Share Posted March 18, 2009 Standing up when wiping I've found is the best option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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