theambulancereview Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 So I went bowling with my sister tonight here in Fredericksburg, VA. And who gets a lane right next to us? Chris fucking Brown. A few of you know I am in love with Rihanna. So I bowl in his lane on purpose and continue to talk shit until I am kicked out of the bowling alley and then the cops were called. We had too much to drink. My sister stayed in and got a picture with him and then threw up as you can see in the picture she isn't looking well. True fucking story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossedoff Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 you should have just walked up to him and beat his ass, either way, great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Did you tell him about VC13? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divaface Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 you should have knocked his ass out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burdenx Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I don't think that's Chris Brown, dude. Both of your sister's eyes seem intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossedoff Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I don't think that's Chris Brown, dude. Both of your sister's eyes seem intact. haahahhahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 You should of hit him with an umbrella-ella-ella-eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 HAHAHAHA They had lane trouble at one point and he said "I think it's broke?" And then I said apparently way too loud "Like Rihanna's face?" That got things going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Was it really him? Was it like..confirmed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 Swear to god, he had an entourage with him and everything, like 11 guys with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Thomasefd, you'ree mye hero. I wannna headbutt that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 and elbow drops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drahtuos Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 nice, i hate chris brown. rihanna's a classy lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesupervillain Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I hope there was some consideration about "accidentally" tossing a ball over in that lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdwell Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Only recently heard about this whole thing...anywho, kudos for being a dick to a dude who abuses people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Damn...you're lucky you didn't get your ass beat. I mean the dude has to have security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Inquiring minds need more info man. How did it all spill out? What'd he say? His entourage say anything? What happened with the cops? Are you gonna be on TMZ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinylme Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 you should have walked up next to him and accidentally dropped a bowling ball on his foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smccown13 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Inquiring minds need more info man. How did it all spill out? What'd he say? His entourage say anything? What happened with the cops? Are you gonna be on TMZ?? Any pictures of you throwing up on his foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aviolentworld Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 i woulda hit him like that kid hit the bus driver. often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 HAHAHAHA They had lane trouble at one point and he said "I think it's broke?" And then I said apparently way too loud "Like Rihanna's face?" That got things going. Dude, that's ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainreck Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Only recently heard about this whole thing...anywho, kudos for being a dick to a dude who abuses people do you live in a cave? i seriously haven't gone a day without hearing someone talk about all the chris brown bullshit for the last month or so. its driving me fucking crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 hahahaah oh, thomas. i thought i was going to find a photoshopped picture of you beating him up but there was almost a REAL picture of you beating him up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theambulancereview Posted April 4, 2009 Author Share Posted April 4, 2009 Inquiring minds need more info man. How did it all spill out? What'd he say? His entourage say anything? What happened with the cops? Are you gonna be on TMZ?? So here's how this all panned out: My sister and I were with 3 of our friends enjoying a game of bowling. I had heard a rumor the night before that he was seen playing basketball at the local college less than 5 miles from our house. (Turns out it was true). We're about 3 frames into our game when a huge group of black guys rolls up in the bowling alley at the front desk. I jokingly said "5 bucks says it's Chris Brown" (I didn't actually get 5 bucks from anyone). So turns out they get the lane next to ours. We are not ok with this. We all LOVE Rihanna (I would break up with my girlfriend of 5 years if I knew I had a chance). So they start bowling and I "accidentally" let my ball slip out of my hands and into their lane only ending up in a gutter-ball. I get the "Yo son what are you doing???" with that annoying cackle that big groups of people do. I say "Sorry, I'm not used to bowling around famous people and I guess I'm nervous?" So everything is cool for a frame until they have problems with their lane and Chris Brown says "I think it's broke?" when I say "Like Rihanna's face?" This did not fair well with the group as they told me to "shut my mouth and mind my own business". They say "We're just trying to have a good time." I say "We're just here trying to have a good time too, but it's a little difficult with an egotistical fuckhead that beats women standing 10 feet away from us." This is where a manager comes over to ask me to cool it or they'll kick me out. Two of Chris Brown's entourage continue to talk shit on me until the manager is telling them to cool down as well. He rolled a gutter-ball (and I don't know how to keep my fucking mouth shut) and ask "Was your dad too busy teaching you how to beat women instead of teaching you how to bowl???" Now there's a problem, I am asked to leave now and am informed that the cops have been called and are on their way. I had to get one last thing in and ask "Can you cover our next game, or is all your money tied up in your lawsuit?" Turns out that none of them are a fan of jokes. I am escorted out of the building and told that I can never come back to the alley, told my sister I'd meet her at home, and as I was pulling out of the parking lot, 4 police cars with flashing lights pull into the parking lot. My sister took that picture with him and then subsequently threw up on the floor behind the seat where you keep score on the computer. She got a ride home. I swear to god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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