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NICK HEITMAN IS NO LONGER A VIRGIN


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an update on the whole situation:

parents saw a hickey and flipped their lids. they thought she was over a friend's house (not mine), so she can't see that friend until she's 18. they also took away her phones and her laptop. all we have to communicate is myspace messages and her itouch is about to die. :/

her parents are going to be super pissed when she finds out she's pregnant.

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Oh, the things I would've done to be there. Cute story though, least it wasn't awkward. Next time, wrap it up! It does more than just protect you, it helps in other ways.

next time! i couldn't find them, it was killing the mood

that's what my brother said. Now he has two kids and $1200 in child support each month. he's disease free, but it's silly to think not using a condom is ok and you shouldn't worry about it. must not know too many kids with kids.

but otherwise.. congrats.

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how does that suck?

maybe it's just me, but it just seems a weird thing not to care about. The dude you lost your v-card to posting pics of you and telling a whole message board about it.

but hey, more power to you, I guess, if she's down for that stuff.

i mean it's a big deal but she wouldn't be upset about it. not like it didn't mean anything

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I think fucking to vinyl would be dumb.

Hopefully you last long than 22 minutes, not necessarily balls-deep, and hopefully you don't get up to flip the record, and it would eat at me to let it spin with the needle on when I didn't get up to flip it or anything.

Unless I'm getting a BJ right next to my player, it's mp3s for me.

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you didn't tell me you didn't wrap it! come on mannnnnnnnnn

and i wouldn't expect anything less from you with the whole hickey thing

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I think fucking to vinyl would be dumb.

Hopefully you last long than 22 minutes, not necessarily balls-deep, and hopefully you don't get up to flip the record, and it would eat at me to let it spin with the needle on when I didn't get up to flip it or anything.

Unless I'm getting a BJ right next to my player, it's mp3s for me.

These. But good work anyway, my friend!
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