xxfesterxx Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 This is a question for my class how would you respond? What does it mean to be White in America and how does whiteness signify ethnicity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 sounds annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 White power! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxfesterxx Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 i know i dont know how to respond lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'd be annoyed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sounds like a question some uppity negro professor would ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxfesterxx Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sounds like a question some uppity negro professor would ask. your right a professor from Nigeria to be exact lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 eminem insane clown posse white people want to be black but hate black people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sounds like a question some uppity negro professor would ask. Anyone else I'd punch, you, at least I know its a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xjustinxschwierx Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 i mean ...do they want you to talk about "white privilege"? what class is it for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sounds like a question some uppity negro professor would ask. This is much funnier than it got credit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxfesterxx Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 i mean ...do they want you to talk about "white privilege"?what class is it for? African American Art History Class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 What it means to be a white american: A factual statement of fact by Mr. Dante3000 Being a white American is like dying. Dying and going to heaven...White heaven. You live in a world of constant privilege and power. Few laws apply to you and those that do are for your own safety (such as the ability to prosecute a negro who tries to escape your farm land). Often times white Americans will commit horrible crimes and wait for the police to show up, only to high five and chest bump the white police when they arrive. It is not unusual, as a white American, to speed down the freeway, in a stolen car, firing off shots wildly from a fully automatic assault riffle. Why do white American's do all this? Because we are the greatest ethnicity on earth! God came down from the heavens and made his only son white, even though he was born in the Middle East. Why did god do this? Because white Americans are his chosen people and he knew they would never follow some nappy headed brown dude. Look at his pictures! Blond hair, blue eyes, ripped abs! That's fucking god right there and he's as white as they get. So that's what it means to be a white American and if I don't ace this fucking paper you're spitting in the face of white god! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 emmitt till Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sounds like a question some uppity negro professor would ask. Anyone else I'd punch, you, at least I know its a joke. Yeah, I thought about upping that racial slur but I figured the joke made sense without, no need to push. Thanks for accepting my poor sense of humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 just write a paper on bromance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 start ranting about how whiteness doesn't define you and how you don't even think of yourself as white you are whatever ethnicity you are and its racist that all these people are trying to define you as the color of your skin you could throw in something like "itd be like someone calling you blacky instead of nigerian" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ya'll don't know what it's like, being male middle class and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirbypuckett Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Sounds like a question some uppity negro professor would ask. your right a professor from Nigeria to be exact lol Nigeria you say? http://vinylcollective.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=29706 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ya'll don't know what it's like, being male middle class and white. Ben Folds is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 ya'll don't know what it's like, being male middle class and white. Ben Folds is the shit. shamon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 DON'T CALL ME WHITE! DON'T CAAAAAAALLLLLLLL ME WHITE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 This is a question for my class how would you respond?What does it mean to be White in America and how does whiteness signify ethnicity? It's sort of like being black, but with less melanin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakland Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'd go into a rant about skin pigment. To be white in America means you lack certain characteristics that create melanin. This lightening of the dermis can cause second and third degree burns in situations of intense solar radiation. Variation in skin color is largely due to genetics as people with ancestors from tropical regions tend to have darker skin than people with ancestors from subtropical regions. Eskimos are almost translucent. Race, and by extension ethnicity, is a false concept. Physical differences and skin color variations occur not in abrupt regional patterns but on a smoother, gradual scale. In this sense, none of this means anything important. In conclusion, your teacher is a racist. Just like Gangstar and KRS-1. Tell him to fuck himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxfesterxx Posted April 10, 2009 Author Share Posted April 10, 2009 I'd go into a rant about skin pigment. To be white in America means you lack certain characteristics that create melanin. This lightening of the dermis can cause second and third degree burns in situations of intense solar radiation. Variation in skin color is largely due to genetics as people with ancestors from tropical regions tend to have darker skin than people with ancestors from subtropical regions. Eskimos are almost translucent. Race, and by extension ethnicity, is a false concept. Physical differences and skin color variations occur not in abrupt regional patterns but on a smoother, gradual scale. In this sense, none of this means anything important. In conclusion, your teacher is a racist. Just like Gangstar and KRS-1. Tell him to fuck himself. i really like this actually but dont want to get one his bad side and get in arguments in class lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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