kurtmanner Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I would kick a hooker out of my room if she said no oral, unless she gives a mean HJ. Details like that should be specified on her CL ad. It's vital stuff! My opinion on this might change in a few years though, depending on when/if my bout of involuntary celibacy ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Might as well. I had a couple beers. So I called her. We agreed on a price and she came over. She looked so beautiful laying in bed. I contemplated what my first move would be. I then decided to have a taste I layed silently in utter disbelief of what I had just done. Fin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 where did you get those pictures? hadn't seen the shamwow damage yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Good God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 where did you get those pictures? hadn't seen the shamwow damage yet! I've seen the mugshot here and there, and when looking for it again I came across those. Her face looked pretty roughed so I didn't use those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Hahaha holy fuck. What an amazing thread, and the Shamwow pictures just make it so much better. +1's all around. That just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Posting in this thread so I can go down in the annals of internet history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 who the fuck goes down on a prostitute!? i you're all missing the point here! why would you ever go down on a hooker. hookers are for doing the most degrading shit ever too. you should have taken a shit on her chest. next time, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Someone needs to call her to confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 also, did you even try anal!? amateur night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Who lives in the same area who wants to higher this hooker and just do the most awful shit to her? C'mon, one of y'alls gots to have some free time and an imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest errolwest Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 this could be the most amazing thing ive read in years. this thread should never die, so all may read about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 you should have taken a shit on her chest. next time, bro. That's easily an extra $100 and if you don't have baby wipes it just ends up being a huge mess. That is FACTUAL information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 ^ but thats what hookers are for. i bet scott told this girl he loved her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest adam526 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Tried to call, she didn't pick up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldsnap Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 haha so he really had sex with a hooker? i mean come on, just go to a club get drunk and pick up a drunk chick, and get it on for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Haha, you should run train on her tonight. Just a VC gangbang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 How much do you think it would cost to have two hookers fight each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtmanner Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 How much do you think it would cost to have two hookers fight each other? Thousands. You have to make up for the %50 of dudes who aren't drunk enough to pay a hooker with a black eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonix Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 can we get this stickied? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partysmasher Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 this thread is totally up there with laxative pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeian Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':unnkxosu]'); else document.write('+':unnkxosu]'); } else { document.write(''); } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melvinscam Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 -1 for not killing the hooker after fucking her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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