punkrudeboy Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 UUHHHHHHHH hmm lol.to be totally honest, if i found out a guy i was just starting out dating or considering dating had done this or something equilvalent to this, i would be thoroughly disgusted on many levels and definitely re-think dating him. then again, i tend to be an old fashioned kind of girl sometimes. Thats not gonna make him feel better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonesomexloveus Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Thats not gonna make him feel better... he just needs to find a more forward thinking girl relationship-wise than i tend to be! i'm a fan of the fun but classy guy. as long as i'm not dating the dude, i dont really care what they do haha no judging here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesse Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This is the all-round funniest thing the internet has ever produced. Some things you just need to keep to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':jf7li5m5]'); else document.write('+':jf7li5m5]'); } else { document.write(''); } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This thread officially qualifies as "legendary" in VC lore. You'll be getting my +1s all day long, dude. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I am Mr. Jaicomo, and I approve this message. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilstrombone Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This is a great thread. I wish I would have seen it when it first began. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aarondanger Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Will you change your signature to "Mustache rides and tradlist coming soon" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorbike Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 if we have learned one thing from this thread, its that having relations with a lady of the evening gets you +1s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtz Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 This thread is epic. I can't belive you went down on that whore. haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 its fun to do bad things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 its fun to do bad things It's a movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Please tell me she you're kidding. You trying to show off the new place? It's a personal issue here. a) i haven't been with a girl for a while and i have a little money to burn for once and i'm fucking lonely. So lonely it's came to this. Does this make me a bad person? This is a very hood rat thing to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
punkrudeboy Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 The fact that this things hit 7 pages going on 8 in less than a few hours is fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swank Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 var ads = new Array("300x250-1.png","300x250-2.png","300x250-3.png"); var num = Math.floor(Math.random()*ads.length); if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) { if(Math.floor(Math.random()*2) == 0) document.write('+':1a7xt2mx]'); else document.write('+':1a7xt2mx]'); } else { document.write(''); } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I've never heard "life experience" used as a euphemism for STD so much in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Scott, I hope to god you wrapped it up. This thread is amazing, and that Ghostface video is hilarious. "I don't like, just smell a bitch ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I've changed my name in tribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 holy shit, this thread delivers on every post. can you +1 an entire thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alertthemute Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Scott, I hope to god you wrapped it up. I wonder if he wrapped his face up before he dunked it in her gaping vag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante3000 Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I gotta say, am I the only one who hoped this thread ended with a Shamwow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 He never said he kissed her, he may have had to shamwow her puss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroyingthescene Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 wow buddy, wow. To be honest, I've considered going to a "massage parlor", but decided it wouldn't be right for me. I commend you for sharing this with us, it's made my day already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minty Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 So wait, this thread isn't actually a joke? Damn dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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