Guest duhpunk Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm trying to decide whether or not I should apply at a porn store in town (they also sell lingerie, hookah bongs, pipes...and dildos...). They one of the only places hiring right now.Thoughts? the possibilities for awesome stories are endless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm trying to decide whether or not I should apply at a porn store in town (they also sell lingerie, hookah bongs, pipes...and dildos...). They one of the only places hiring right now.Thoughts? DUDE, go for it! i'd love to work at a porno place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew13 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Johnny has a dream to make the sceen Where all he has to do is make girls scream Unbuckling his belt will surely make them melt Turning butter into cream For now, he's an unknown who's content to take orders Stocking magazines, turning fives into quaters Soon he'll make them see that he's got what it takes When they get a look at his 14 inch snake He's got a job in a porno shop, where he mops up for free Oh, it may suck now, but he knows somehow He'll see his face on a T.V. screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markalark17 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm trying to decide whether or not I should apply at a porn store in town (they also sell lingerie, hookah bongs, pipes...and dildos...). They one of the only places hiring right now.Thoughts? DUDE, go for it! i'd love to work at a porno place! Haha, the guys are gonna go CRAZY over this post ;-) ...okay, I'll do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enjoyadrian Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm trying to decide whether or not I should apply at a porn store in town (they also sell lingerie, hookah bongs, pipes...and dildos...). They one of the only places hiring right now.Thoughts? my friend worked at a porn store for over two years. I use to hangout with him when he would work. Sometimes you get weirdos and guys who've never been in a store like that and get really childish. There were lot of women who would come in and flirt and leavie their numbers. Some guys were regulars and would bring free beer, which was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 DUDE, go for it! i'd love to work at a porno place! Haha, the guys are gonna go CRAZY over this post ;-) ...okay, I'll do it! I'm totally being truthful. Sex shop/head shop sounds like the best job ever. Although I bet I'd get a lot of sleeze bags trying to shoot their load on my face or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 don't make any brash decisions like that.... you could be whateverrrr v. 2.0, a sleeker, sexier version, more user-friendly.don't do something you're going to regret. 666 is a milestone that will only happen once. That's what amsterdamned did! He retired his first account exactly at 666 posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whateverrrr Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 See I didn't want to steal such an awesome idea. It has to be ones own. It is that awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Haha, the guys are gonna go CRAZY over this post ;-) ...okay, I'll do it! I'm totally being truthful. Sex shop/head shop sounds like the best job ever. Although I bet I'd get a lot of sleeze bags trying to shoot their load on my face or something. This made me laugh pretty hard. High Five! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 A few of my friends have worked in porn shops. Wednesday was wife swap night. And girls who showed their tits got like 50% off. Some weird folks in there but it was also downtown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 this morning. wondering who the hell warren from against me is and why theres two thread about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
circlingvultures Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm seriously wondering if its selfish to have a baby so I have someone to pass my record collection onto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm seriously wondering if its selfish to have a baby so I have someone to pass my record collection onto. How could it be selfish? They're getting your records? Seems pretty selfless actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 I'm seriously wondering if its selfish to have a baby so I have someone to pass my record collection onto. How could it be selfish? They're getting your records? Seems pretty selfless actually. QFT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanukichu Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I have come to the realization that I have been having an existential crisis for the better part of five years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 About what to do if this guy files a paypal claim against me, because a week after tracking shows his item is delivered he messages me on ebay telling me he accidentally left his old address on paypal and didn't get it forwarded. It's not my fault he fucked up, so he is not getting a dime back from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murakami Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 how i cant wait until november 1 when this soul sucking job ends, i get a big bag of money and can spend some time travelling and seeing people i havent had time to over the past few years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I have come to the realization that I have been having an existential crisis for the better part of five years! Ditto on existential crisis. I've also come to the realization that, even though I've never wanted to be anything but a writer, I don't fucking write enough. I've got like 10 short stories that are within a page or two of being finished, but I can't bring myself to finish them. I don't think it's fear of having them rejected so much as fear of having them accepted. Sometimes people fear the things they want the most, even though that's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 how awesome sparring in karate was. totally awesome. i feel great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I have come to the realization that I have been having an existential crisis for the better part of five years! Ditto on existential crisis. I've also come to the realization that, even though I've never wanted to be anything but a writer, I don't fucking write enough. I've got like 10 short stories that are within a page or two of being finished, but I can't bring myself to finish them. I don't think it's fear of having them rejected so much as fear of having them accepted. Sometimes people fear the things they want the most, even though that's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. if it would make you feel any better, you could send them to me to read, and when i'm done (no matter what i actually think of them) i can tell you i hated them. if you need me i'm here, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Ditto on existential crisis. I've also come to the realization that, even though I've never wanted to be anything but a writer, I don't fucking write enough. I've got like 10 short stories that are within a page or two of being finished, but I can't bring myself to finish them. I don't think it's fear of having them rejected so much as fear of having them accepted. Sometimes people fear the things they want the most, even though that's pretty ridiculous when you think about it. if it would make you feel any better, you could send them to me to read, and when i'm done (no matter what i actually think of them) i can tell you i hated them. if you need me i'm here, buddy. If we're going to do that, we can just save the trouble and you can tell me you hated them without reading them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silentgods Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 anybody wanna read some of my stuff? i write short stories, i also have a series of 3 books about a zombie apocalypse road trip with parallels to dantes inferno. right now i'm writing a short story based on Eno's music for films album. which is ambient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casey Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 ^^ I'd like to read your stuff, Alan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xfedaykinx Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 im thinking i should quit my job and make half the money working at a record store. i fucking hate this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 alan, i'm not too into the zombie genre, but i'd still be curious to read some of your stuff too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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