brady Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 My last girlfriend dumped me through a text message. Then ran off to Canada for a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skumbucket Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 canada rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdamned Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I don't have a girl to have girl probems WITH. I seem to be great at getting other people together, but can't ever do it for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Lately, I have been hearing all the girls I know bitch and moan about how they can't meet a decent guy here in South Florida...they don't want someone who is stuck-up and all vain and meathead-like...it aggravates me b/c I am such the opposite of all of that and more...but yet, I must be invisible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brady Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ^ Dude. Girls don't know what the fuck they want. Ever. None of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magalvsr13 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I don't have a girl per say at the moment...but im taking the girl I like to see Saves the Day Acoustic on tuesday....come on Chris Conley, help me out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotnerd Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 torche girl continues to be awesome. distance continues to be a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 The "long term relationship boredoms" is often a problem. I've been with the same girl for 5 years and you can fall into times where it just feels old. Or if you both work a ton (like us) where you never have anytime together or are so tired you'd rather watch a movie than fool around. But anytime I think about how bored I am sometimes I think about all the amazing and wonderful parts. I get to sleep next to a beautiful lady every night and wake up next to her. She buys me insane polka and circus music records at estate sales. We have dates like hanging around our apartment drinking beer and eating awesome cheese while listening to records. Long term relationships are what you make them I think. Now that I've said all this chick is probably going to leave me for a morbidly obese tattooed biker with Hep C and a knife named pokey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Now that I've said all this chick is probably going to leave me for a morbidly obese tattooed biker with Hep C and a knife named pokey. How'd you know I named my knife Pokey???!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Now that I've said all this chick is probably going to leave me for a morbidly obese tattooed biker with Hep C and a knife named pokey. How'd you know I named my knife Pokey???!?!? Notice I said tattooed. YOUR BABY BARE SKIN FAILS YOU AGAIN HEISEL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrc Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 The "long term relationship boredoms" is often a problem. I've been with the same girl for 5 years and you can fall into times where it just feels old. Or if you both work a ton (like us) where you never have anytime together or are so tired you'd rather watch a movie than fool around. But anytime I think about how bored I am sometimes I think about all the amazing and wonderful parts. I get to sleep next to a beautiful lady every night and wake up next to her. She buys me insane polka and circus music records at estate sales. We have dates like hanging around our apartment drinking beer and eating awesome cheese while listening to records. Long term relationships are what you make them I think. Now that I've said all this chick is probably going to leave me for a morbidly obese tattooed biker with Hep C and a knife named pokey. Man, you nailed that right on the head. I am in the same boat as you brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katie Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ^ Dude. Girls don't know what the fuck they want. Ever. None of them. Guys do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benchwarmer Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ^ Dude. Girls don't know what the fuck they want. Ever. None of them. Guys do? OH NOES!! A GIRL! *runs and hides / locks thread* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadetapplesauce Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 my lady is a senior in high school and i just started college. so we're adjusting to that. when we're together its good. it's tough to keep it together when i'm away, though.. i'm just in santa cruz, just an hour and a half away, but without a car it's tricky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lokithelion Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 ^ Dude. Girls don't know what the fuck they want. Ever. None of them. Guys do? Guys like us? Um.. yep. I mean I'd love a show of hands of guys on this board who have heard "I just wish I could find a guy like you!" at least three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Guys do? Guys like us? Um.. yep. I mean I'd love a show of hands of guys on this board who have heard "I just wish I could find a guy like you!" at least three times. *Raises hand* Multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhulud Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 *Raises hand*Multiple times. I second that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riddle350 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 Yeah I've heard that one. I've also gotten the "you're the most perfect guy ever but not for me right now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 That's about all the excuses I got. Until I decided that I'm not going to fucking take it anymore and just kiss the girl when hanging out and taking the chance. What's the worst that could happen.. she says another lame ass excuse.. fine but at least I'll have had a kiss from her so it wouldn't be all that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 That's about all the excuses I got. Until I decided that I'm not going to fucking take it anymore and just kiss the girl when hanging out and taking the chance. What's the worst that could happen.. she says another lame ass excuse.. fine but at least I'll have had a kiss from her so it wouldn't be all that bad. I say go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadmonkey Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I did, and now I"m in a relationship... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I just decided one day to start pretending to have all the confidence in the world. Almost to the point I bordered on completely arrogant and it worked wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickey Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 The "long term relationship boredoms" is often a problem. I've been with the same girl for 5 years and you can fall into times where it just feels old. Or if you both work a ton (like us) where you never have anytime together or are so tired you'd rather watch a movie than fool around. But anytime I think about how bored I am sometimes I think about all the amazing and wonderful parts. I get to sleep next to a beautiful lady every night and wake up next to her. She buys me insane polka and circus music records at estate sales. We have dates like hanging around our apartment drinking beer and eating awesome cheese while listening to records. Long term relationships are what you make them I think. Now that I've said all this chick is probably going to leave me for a morbidly obese tattooed biker with Hep C and a knife named pokey. Man, you nailed that right on the head. I am in the same boat as you brother. You guys are right on. My wife is killer. Just bought me my white whale Screeching Weasel record for my birthday and she does awesome shit for me all the time. It's work to keep it fresh and fun, but it's so great. That's why we go to shows and stuff all the time. Sitting in front of the TV doing nothing is no good for a relationship. We've also just started randomly getting drunk at home by ourselves. Just sitting around, playing music, pounding beers -- no need to go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I just decided one day to start pretending to have all the confidence in the world. Almost to the point I bordered on completely arrogant and it worked wonders. Yeah, you'd be surprised how far being an almost-asshole can get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniethebear Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 I did, and now I"m in a relationship... Did this just happen recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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