panda Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 1144 What's brown and sticky? A stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerrtv Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genuma Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Dr. Dre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottheisel Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 23 These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" The string says "Yeah." The bartender says, "aren't you a string?" The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 23These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells "I don't serve strings in this bar. The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders. The bartender shouts, "Hey, didn't you hear what I told your buddy?" The string says "Yeah." The bartender says, "aren't you a string?" The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot..." bhahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harryq Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 1111, and since I can't think of any clever jokes, I'll use a stats joke one of my friends told me: What's the limit of a statistician as personality goes to 0? A mathematician...! And no, my grandma would have no clue what I was talking about and probably thinks I'm one of them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoopdog Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 0991 someone took my number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviex2shoes Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 6 A Man Walks Into A Bar. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammyg Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Japes Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 14 A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. the giraffe gets drunk and falls off his stool, as the man leaves the bartender says "Hey! You can't leave that lyin' there." The man says "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chimpz Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borosel Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 551 what's the opposite of christopher reeve? christopher walken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peanutuk Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 821 A man goes into a library & asks for a book on underage dwarf sex. The librarian says " How can you stoop so fucking low ?" The man replies "Yeah, thats the one" ..................................................................................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselkeith Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 222 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 what's brown and rhymes with snoop? i beat you to it. check page 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 3, 2010 Author Share Posted January 3, 2010 Bump, thanks to everyone who bought this already. If your on the fence, try before you buy. '>http://subhumannature.blogspot.com/2009/03/half-hearted-hero-defining-refining.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tokimedo Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 500 a family of tomatos were walking down the street. the momma tomato and the papa tomato were getting upset cause the baby tomato was laggin behind and complaining. the poppa tomato stops, walks back to the baby tomato, smashes the baby tomato into the sidewalk and yells "KETCHUP!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerealboxxer Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memphis666 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 1011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveooo Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 2 The father of a record collector got his credit card stolen. He didn't report the theft as the as the thief was spending less than his kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest markovianprocess Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 757. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedavidescapeplan Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 1376 Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaps Posted January 6, 2010 Author Share Posted January 6, 2010 Bump, I'll pick a winner friday or saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mot Posted January 6, 2010 Share Posted January 6, 2010 1313 What's the object of jewish football? To get the Quarter back! Thank's Hefe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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