FREE SHIT (EVERY PURCHASE WILL GET AN EQUAL AMOUNT

[Guest Admin]

FREE SHIT (EVERY PURCHASE WILL GET AN EQUAL AMOUNT OF FREE SHIT)

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Much like Newton's 3rd Law of Motion: To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction, we at Vinyl Collective / Suburban Home are offering an equal amount of FREE SHIT for your purchases over the weekend.

This offer is good while supplies last, but we do have a lot of potential free shit. Buy 5 LPs, get 5 LPs for free (of our choice). Buy 3 CDs, get 3 CDs for free (of our choice). We will do our best to match your purchase with an equal and opposite amount of free shit.

Next week, we will be moving out of our warehouse space, a space we have occupied for 2 years now. It's been a great space, but it is time to move on. As you might imagine, we have a lot of inventory and we really aren't looking forward to the move. To make our move a slight bit easier, we have been returning a lot of our unsold stock back to their respective labels and distros. Some of these labels asked us to give a number of their records away for FREE as an alternative to returning their stock. Thus, FREE SHIT was born.

Help us make our move easier, help your record collection with free records and other goodies. Everyone Wins.

[jtmckrackles]

I'm confused. Does EVERY purchase get free shit (of equal or lesser value) or do you only get free shit if you buy 5 LPs or 3 CDs?

[jhulud]

I want that shirt.

[fueledbymike]

I'm confused. Does EVERY purchase get free shit (of equal or lesser value) or do you only get free shit if you buy 5 LPs or 3 CDs?

agreed...

so is it just i will get something free for every item i buy. or is it only if i buy x lps

[scotterson]

We will do our best to match your purchase with an equal and opposite amount of free shit.

This leads me to believe that every order will have an approx. equal amount of free stuff.

Glad I didn't place my order last night like I planned!

[steviex2shoes]

Just placed an order since I needed to get rid of my gift certificates.

[Guest Admin]

you can order any quantity and when you do, we will do our best to match an equal amount of records, cds, or whatever you order. order 3 lps, get 3 lps. order 4 7"s, get 4 7"s, etc etc.

sorry about the confusion.

[geezfools]

yeah, digging the shirt, lol

[monk0nuggets]

This is a pretty awesome sale.

[jumpstartrecords]

way to steal our idea, virgil! hahaha. j/k. great idea!

[rockstar71888]

what if i buy the 8th day of xmas that's still in the store. do i get 32 records?

[kramertoneman]

Glad I didn't place my order last night like I planned!

Yeah, I finally cracked last night and picked up a few albums I'd been eying. Ah, well. A very cool sale, nonetheless.

[Guest Admin]

what if i buy the 8th day of xmas that's still in the store. do i get 32 records?

not exactly, but we will throw in lots of goodies.

[billyissweet]

Do we actually have to put the $.01 free shit into our cart or do we just buy the records?

[wayfarer]

Do we actually have to put the $.01 free shit into our cart or do we just buy the records?

Yeah this is what i want to know too... I put one in my cart for each item i bought and it added like an extra $120 in shipping, so i ditched it. Hope i still get free shits.

[musicinveins11]

DOES THIS COUNT ON PREORDERS AS WELL ?

[lifebystereo]

Do we actually have to put the $.01 free shit into our cart or do we just buy the records?

Fuck, I'm wondering this too...

[patron]

So is it just going to be the stuff the was on clearance before?

[momentsrewound]

Do we need to put the .01 cent offer in our cart 5 times if we order 5 LP's?

[xxmartinxx]

My order was just shipped. I'm hoping I didn't need to add the .01 cent thing.

[One Hundred Fifty-Two]

Pretty sure you have to add one of the free shits to the cart and then the order will get matched. Regardless of quantity.

[Guest markovianprocess]

Pretty sure you have to add one of the free shits to the cart and then the order will get matched. Regardless of quantity.

This seems like the most reasonable thing to do.

[xadamhudsonx]

Pretty sure you have to add one of the free shits to the cart and then the order will get matched. Regardless of quantity.

Or just email andy if your forgot... cause I forgot.

[scotterson]

I added it twice for two records just to be safe, but I'm willing to bet they are going to give you stuff even if you didn't. They obviously want to give this stuff away.

[andrew13]

came today. got OP/MP split 7", Link 80 - 17 Reasons LP, and Stereotyperider - F & U as the free stuff. but the colors were wrong on 2 of the things i ordered. oh well, sweet deal still.