jurrobear Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I used to do it standing...when i was 5 years old. This. But when I'm in a nostalgic mood I'll do it standing, it's just more dangerous THIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Standing, for both shitting and wiping, bombs over Baghdad motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The stand is kind of a half bend over, ass out move. It's certainly not a vertical tree stand, it'd be nearly impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I've done that once or twice, but I always felt very uncomfortable, like I should never be standing that way. On the other hand, I've run into a few toilet seats that are a bit messed up from all the leaning-to-one-side business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 There are just some toilet seats I'd rather shit my pants than sit on (rest stops, Waffle House, high school, etc). While I don't shit standing up, I will hover occasionally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Definitely standing. How do you even sit on a urinal?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The real life argument spawned by this thread could very well lead to a break up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I've never hovered. It's either too dirty and I go somewhere else, or I wipe whatever sprinkle might be there off. Am I a dirtball for never doing the bird's nest bullshit in public bathrooms? If you're that concerned about the cleanliness, bring some cleaner with you or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Bird's nest is pointless. It's just going to move around or stick to your ass (because if you build one you are obviously nervous about the predicament). Just more gross stuff touching you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesupervillain Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The stand is kind of a half bend over, ass out move. It's certainly not a vertical tree stand, it'd be nearly impossible. Us Ontario dudes wipe our ass crabcore style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlikesmusic Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 No bidet love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 This thread is absolutely blowing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The stand is kind of a half bend over, ass out move. It's certainly not a vertical tree stand, it'd be nearly impossible. Us Ontario dudes wipe our ass crabcore style. Real talk, this is what it looks like: He's constipated clearly in this vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 No bidet love? I've never used one, however I've always thought that the end result would be poo-water that inevitably I'd have to clean up with toilet paper anyways... or a towel. Am I wrong about this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Yea, but you'd get every speck of poo nice and easily, right? I'm WAY too low class to have ever used a bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythescumbag Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 This thread is absolutely blowing my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtw88 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Do people really wipe standing or am I getting trolled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mediocore Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Do people really wipe standing or am I getting trolled? All kidding aside, I'm entrenched firmly in the "standing" camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxpxaddict Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Do people really wipe standing or am I getting trolled? you standers are some sick bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 The real life argument spawned by this thread could very well lead to a break up. Lo-fucking-l. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 I think no matter which way you wipe, there's nothing more joyous than pooping clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lechevre Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Surprised no female opinions, unless I overlooked them, sorry I'm tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxmartinxx Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 I also wonder if there is a correlation between wiping style and height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesupervillain Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Do people really wipe standing or am I getting trolled? All kidding aside, I'm entrenched firmly in the "standing" camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Us standers need more votes and we're gonna play dirty to get 'em.. Anyone who wipes sitting down has erectile difficulties! That'll show 'em... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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