littlejonnyhormone Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Ok go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Walk around with a huge boner. everyone will think its a joke. youll be king. having a boner rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjaicomo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 / thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goraiders Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 / thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk0nuggets Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikaboom Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'm a teacher and want to do something to prank my students because I know they are planning something. The boner thing won't work for many reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgoodcore Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'm a teacher and want to do something to prank my students because I know they are planning something. The boner thing won't work for many reasons. Tell them you're quitting to become an erotic dancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 after they get you, pretend to freak out and cut your throat... duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drabley Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'm a teacher and want to do something to prank my students because I know they are planning something. The boner thing won't work for many reasons. Tell them you're quitting to become an erotic dancer. Or better yet, a porn star. Then then set up a dummy website -- hotlesboteachers.com or something -- and give them the link at the end of the day. Then have the website say "Gotcha! April Fools!" or something like that and have a bunch of links to useful, educational sites. If any kids say anything, inform their parents of their questionable internet practices. You'll also know which ones are mind fucking you throughout the day. That'll learn em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamitekid Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Put black Powder in all the light bulbs around your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jurrobear Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Walk around with a huge boner.everyone will think its a joke. youll be king. having a boner rules. Flicker, you my friend are a God among men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Throw firecrackers at children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Throw firecrackers at children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Call your parents. tell them they are going to be grandparents! have some guy call your parents and tell them you are in jail/or his sex dungeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danthemjfan23 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Call your parents. tell them they are going to be grandparents! did this last year, but a little more elaborate. i sent them an e-mail with an attached image (it just so happened to be this one: which i just found after doing a google image search for "positive pregnancy test"). but i saved it onto my computer as 2009.03.29.img281 or something like that. this time last year, i wasn't dating anybody, so the news was that much more shocking. i hit send on the e-mail, and literally within 20 minutes i had 3 missed calls (i was purposely not picking up to make them sweat a little) and 3 voicemails. also, my family NEVER does april fool's jokes. it was pretty awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steventangent Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 haha. awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snaggle Von Swift Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 dan andriano fan, that is fucking great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desensitizedbyu Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I actually did the same thing, but used this image, and texted it to my family. My sister told me I better marry her haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockstar71888 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 this one's kind of lame, but my roommate is a Red Sox fan. when he wakes up in the morning, his car is going to be a Rays fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flicker Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 imma let y'all finish but..... get a cheap nasty hooker. have someone take a pic of you and the skeezer smiling with your positive pregnancy test. send to family. profit. get a beejer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruins4ever Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 imma let y'all finish but.....get a cheap nasty hooker. have someone take a pic of you and the skeezer smiling with your positive pregnancy test. send to family. profit. get a beejer. Be sure she's from craigslist, and be sure you go down on her as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmonaut Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 My sister told me I better marry her haha. Your sister told you to marry her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steviex2shoes Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 My sister told me I better marry her haha. Your sister told you to marry her? totally read it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcm1610 Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 I subbed today and April Fools was so uneventful. Since my last name is Miller, and I ALWAYS get asked if I'm related to Ryan Miller, I put one of my contacts as "Ryan M." and waited for someone to ask if I was his brother or cousin. I said yes, and they thought it was cool and left it alone, so I never had to show them my "proof" or anything, and I just let them think I really am a relative. It's the small lies that count, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fartcat Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Pregnancy jokes are way too easy/lame. My roomates and I constructed a 9 foot wall of cardboard and barricaded my two buddies down their hallway. We used chairs to solidify the fall and duct tape for even more support. We also built a 5 foot robot out of the leftover boxes and put him in the girls across the halls suite. Pics to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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